A funny copy of the marriage request

Funny proposal (52 selected sentences) 1. Single male, brewed in 1983, probably between Pan Changjiang and Yao Ming, definitely not as heavy as Fu Biao, experienced campus melting, the first occupation was legal, the second occupation was legal, and the third occupation was confidential. He wants to find a 20-23-year-old ordinary beauty and enjoy the two-person world. I hope you are gentle, kind, quiet, kind to the elderly, like small animals (except mice), love the beautiful things in life (excluding money), and have not lost your innocence. 2. Married: 30 years old, nothing, empty-handed. I thought about it twice and looked everywhere, but I couldn't find it. I was instigated to try the internet. Secular desires, you and I both have. When the Eight Immortals cross the sea, you and I come to the net, and it is seamless. When the sun is shining, a cup of coffee, a good book, bright French windows, a warm home, what a beautiful scene. I look forward to meeting the right people and being honest with each other. 4. consistent taste in life. Including clothes, records, food and so on. I don't value each other very much, but when I am tired, I know he is at home. 5. You will get it: a husband (which can be used to deal with relatives and friends); A chef (but not responsible for the quality of food); One handbag (below 150Kg, no more than 20 shopping bags); Shoulders (can rely on, can be used as a pillow, can ride? ); The monthly salary is about 80% (excluding bonus and gray income); Free gift: a punching bag (for two people). 6. Find a small restaurant to eat. You can have a lot to say when you walk. 7. The child is 8 years old, his parents are alive and he has never been married. The whole family is loving, busy with work, unable to find a partner, often empty, anxious in the middle of the night, begging personals, seeking beauty, forming a partner, continuing to be happy, loving you, loving me and loving my wife. 8. Handsome and have a car, this is chess; It is the bank that has money and housing; Have a sense of responsibility and justice, that is Altman; Handsome, with a car, money and a house and playing chess outside the bank, Altman has a sense of responsibility and justice. If you like Altman, don't come. Please contact me if you like reliable. 9. I am five big and three thick, with a round face. Walking is as difficult as climbing a tree. Looking for a female companion to help, you need to eat a lot, and sleeping is like snoring. Seeing my chubby belly, I will never suffer. My life will be more comfortable and better than other people's pigs. 10. Married, I am young, 18 years old, my figure is better than that of Yang Guifei, and my face is like a peach blossom. Although my education level is not high, I can read and write, and I really want to find Mr. Ruyi Lang. 1 1. Male, 28 years old, 73 meters, junior high school, unmarried, non-urban registered permanent residence, suona team artist, 5 tile houses, three links, monthly income above 600 yuan, passbook, not much. Find a beautiful woman under the age of 26, over 60 meters, who knows music and cares about her family. If you send me a letter, you will reply. If you don't, you will lose your cells. 12. An actor, unmarried, 37 years old, loves his party and his job. He has appeared in several films, such as One Pig's, Another Pig's and The Last Pig's. He has devoted half his life to the cause of our country, so the economy is very poor. I want to find a woman (preferably an actress) who has the same experience as me to spend a sunny day together. 13. A handsome man looks like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. At present, raising pigs at home has a considerable income. Now he wants to find a registered woman who looks like Liang Yongqi and is over 70 meters tall as his wife (the original version is of course the best). First come, first served, now or never. 14. I am male, waiting for the right moment, with a villa and a nanny, from Shuai Shuai. Requirements for marriage: All unmarried girls aged 18 to 22 who have dreams, are unwilling to be lonely, ambitious and eager for happiness can participate, and the top ten can enjoy generous treatment, and anyone who reads short messages can participate. 15. gender: male, age: 28 (household registration can be proved) occupation: lecturer, unit: MLM center, diploma: literacy class. Looking for a partner to get married now requires that the female culture is not too high and the brain is not too smart. Otherwise, how can I fool you into doing pyramid schemes with me? 16 is made in China, with a length of 176cm and a net weight of 63kg. It adopts artificial intelligence system, with complete parts and stable operation. After 20 years of operation, it is a reliable product with complete procedures and can be returned indefinitely. Looking for like-minded people (women only) to jointly develop the second generation products due to development needs? 17. Boys are good-looking, docile, have no bad habits, have graduated from junior college, have a reliable job, have enough food and clothing in 200 yuan, have a house at home and relatives to rely on. Find a partner, bid farewell to dryness, look good, have a good personality, have a job and work hard. If you have the heart, talk in the park. 18. My family is poor and ugly, with a height of 1.49 meters. I have a rural hukou, mainly feeding dogs and herding cattle part-time. Now I am looking for a spouse. The requirements are as follows: ghosts don't worry, people don't let go of dogs, and pigs don't run when they see pigs! 19. Real life is simple and emotional space is lonely. Nothing to surf the internet, I want to find a marriage. The young man is 28 years old this year. He wants to find a companion and spend money to enjoy it. 20. Poor ugliness,1.49m; Primary school culture, rural hukou; There are three dilapidated houses and an acre of thin land; Cold pot and hot stove, the wife does not; Throughout the year, the medicine never leaves the mouth; Today, here, we are looking for a girlfriend; Revolutionary road, hand in hand. Would you? 265438+ 22. I don't eat meat. I'm a vegetarian. I don't like walking by car. I don't like fancy and simplicity. I don't like reading. I can do my job well. My consumption is low. I can earn a lot of money. I don't like money. With such a wife, life is happy without regrets. 23. I have been registered in Beijing for generations, and there are four houses at home, one without salt, one with countless swimsuits, one for my parents and one for a wedding room. Looking forward to your arrival and watching the sea together in Beijing. 24. Ma Zhimin, as the name implies, was ambitious, handsome, thoughtful and caring when he was young, but his education was not high and his economy was average. He has never done anything important. The only thing worthy of praise is that he hates Japanese people, surfing the Internet twice a week, eating hot pot last Sunday to find health, economic strength, bachelor degree or above. He also hates Japanese purebred China women as his wife. 25. Ruan female, 25 years old, with a high school education, has been unmarried for several years. She has a smart appearance, watery eyes and not very violent teeth. She is 85 meters tall, runs a little fast, can play volleyball and has a housing deposit of more than 70 meters. Believe in fate, regardless of gender or age. 26. Male, 28 years old, 75 meters, junior high school, unmarried. He used to be an expert in farming, but now he is a professional peach farmer. His monthly income certainly exceeds that of 500 yuan. He has three rickshaws, four tile houses and several cans of pickles. Looking for decent unmarried women under the age of 30 as partners, I believe * * * * * *, welcome to visit. 27. If you are the one, it's really beautiful. I am the legendary male number two in the first issue. The rabbit looks funny, and the income is completely sighing. The past is sentimental, flat and light, and a red light shines. Finally, I left resolutely, just for you, holding me by the red line. 28. There is a good girl next door, twenty-eight, pink peach with a waist and cherry with a small mouth and eyebrows. Everyone praises her beauty and kindness, and the seeds of love are looking for a good marriage. If you are interested, please reply to 1 for advice. 29. The girl is 28 years old and short of money. Today, she asked for a marriage online, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don't care about being fat. As long as I have money, I can stay with you. Don't contact me if I have no money. 30. The appearance is passable. Not too beautiful, not too ugly, so-so. Too beautiful women make people worry, and too ugly women make people feel uncomfortable. The so-called average is that the facial features are correct and pleasing to the eye. Don't disturb those who are overly narcissistic. 3 1. I was born in 1986. It doesn't matter how old I am. It is better to be born after 80, after all, people in the same era are more talkative together. The post-90 s thoughts are too individual. 32. I look like Pan An. I have a strong personality, a broad mind, a good education, a wide range of hobbies, a little salary and wandering around. In order to be happy, I am looking for a female partner. I have no other requirements. If I can cook, I can do anything as long as I am satisfied. When the sun is shining, a cup of coffee, a good book, bright French windows, a warm home, what a beautiful scene. I look forward to meeting the right people and being honest with each other. 34. Do not disturb the heavy makeup. Fresh and clean, you can wear light makeup, but black and white are too bright, like ghosts or turkeys or sex workers, please respect yourself. 35. Don't bind, don't entangle, don't possess, and don't rush to dig meaning from each other, which is doomed to failure. The best love should be that we stand side by side and look at this lonely world. Don't use being too busy at work as an excuse. No one is so busy that he doesn't even have time to make a phone call and send a text message for a few minutes. Unless, of course, he doesn't have this person in mind. 37. Being in a foreign land, I just want to find a sincere person, a person with the same faith and language, and enjoy the feeling of love! 38. I think marriage is very important. If we implement it carefully, we will live in harmony and grow old together. 39. Brother has been in the Jianghu for a long time, and he will be twenty-six in the blink of an eye. Stormy days are hard. I want to find a beautiful girl to hug me. Whether you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you have a kind heart and can solve people's worries, everything in the future is yours, and I am willing to be dragged away by you. 40. Find a small restaurant to eat. You can have a lot to say when you walk. 4 1. Know a trade. Piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing, dancing, playing musical instruments and doing handicrafts can all add interest to life. 42. I know very well that it is hard to be a modern person. I want to work hard and live a good life for my family. I don't mind your leaving for ten and a half days. But you can't keep silent for ten days and a half. I will worry, I will worry. 43. You can leave anytime. When I want to be quiet, even when I am around him, I feel like I am alone. 44. Fate often likes to joke, and the road of life will never be smooth. When depressed, it doesn't hurt to find a few cheerful buddies to have a drink and go home together. Or, I'll stay at home with you and have a bottle of handstand. I like that you love nature as much as I do. This is spontaneous love. Wherever you go, you are truly integrated into nature, not looking at the scenery for the sake of artiness. 46. There is love. Have basic sympathy for the weak and try to help others. Please don't bother coldly. 47. Over the years, I have spread my wings of hope like a migratory bird, from one city to another. Some people say that you love a city because there is that person in it. In Me Before You, I had to stop. 48. There is no house for the time being, and the deposit has not exceeded 10,000. It looks ordinary, so you can get used to it after a few more eyes. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every second counts. 49. You don't have to be too rich. As long as you work hard, you are the best man. Of course, don't be too poor, but not as those who have been poor together know. The standard of living is more than enough, and I think it's ok. 50. Be independent. It doesn't matter if you earn money or not, but you must have the ability to live independently. Don't count on me for everything. I'm looking for a girlfriend, not a daughter or a lover. 5 1. No more than 2 ear holes. I don't want to see too many holes in you. What I want is a complete person who doesn't appreciate the beauty of imperfection. I don't have enough money to buy you more than two earrings. 52. No education, no culture, no jokes, no villa, no BMW salary 880, no worries, just want to have a home!