Ask for a few funny jokes

1, "It's hard to support" Xiao Wei and Xiao Zhang are drinking and chatting in a pub ... Xiao Wei: "It's hard to support a family when the economy is in recession ..." Xiao Zhang: "How many children do you have? Xiao Wei: "Five. "Xiao Zhang:" Wow, five are really hard to raise! Xiao Wei: The children are fine, but their five mothers are really difficult to raise. "Xiao Zhang:" ... "

2. "Gynecologist" Dr. Huang Dafu is an obstetrician, specializing in infertility. He has been practicing medicine for many years and has benefited many infertile women who have been married for a long time. One day, a grateful patient sent a plaque to express his gratitude, which read: "Out of nothing"!

3. New interpretation of English: Monday = busy day, Tuesday = death-seeking day, Wednesday = immortal day, Thursday = death-seeking day, Friday = lucky day, Saturday = free and easy day, and Sunday = cool day.