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Bedtime stories suitable for boyfriends.

As follows:

1. There is a shrimp nesting by the river. Passing frogs always like to jump into the river from the top of shrimp nests. The name of this story is "Shrimp Nest is Easy to Jump".

2. Once upon a time, there was a very short duckling, and others called it a pygmy duck. One day, the dwarf duck fell into the mud pit while walking, and then it became: dwarf mud duck.

3. The weather is so cold that my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. She says she must lie next to you, because her name is: I am next to you.

One day, Mud called the noodle restaurant and asked who you were. Mud said happily, "I am mud!" " "Did you hear that? I am mud.

5. The sand fish charmed its mother and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why he was wronged. I just want to take two photos of the fainted shark with him.

6. Once upon a time, there was a duckling named Hug Hug Duck. Its cry is louder than other ducklings. One day, it fell into the mire, so all the other ducklings called it: Hugging Mud Duck. At this time, the mud duck came over. He saw that the explosion of the mud duck was too loud and only let out a cry. The other ducklings called him a ring-kissing mud duck.

7. Piglets like to roll in the mud. The master took it to the house to wash it, but the pig said, "I want to stay with the mud." Listen carefully, I want to be with you.

8. Rabbits often go to the fields to steal carrots. One day, the farmer caught the pig. The elephant said to the farmer, Iron, are you wrong? The farmer said, Yes, it's called waiting for a pig.

9. I am a little loach. One day when I was walking, I jumped into the mud pit. Tutu, who is on a video blind date, asked me what was going on. I said I like to stay in the mud.