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A composition in which a minor fault leads to a major disaster.

1. The tragedy of "Alliance One"

1August 23, 967, the famous astronaut of the former Soviet Union, Vladis Mill? Komalov is driving the Soyuz 1 spacecraft home alone. When the spacecraft returned to the atmosphere, Koguanlov could not open the parachute to slow down the spacecraft no matter how he operated it. The ground command center took all possible measures to help troubleshoot, but to no avail. After consulting the Central Committee, it was decided to announce the actual situation to the people of the whole country. The announcer of the TV station announced in a heavy tone: "The Soyuz 1 spacecraft can't slow down because it can't troubleshoot, and it will crash near the landing base in two hours. We will witness the death of the space hero Komarov. "

Koguanlov's relatives were invited to the rostrum, and the head of the command center informed Komalov to talk to his relatives. Komarov controlled his excitement: "Director, I don't have much time. I'll give you the flight first ... ". Life goes by in minutes. Komalov's eyes are calm and his attitude is calm. He reported for a few minutes. After the report, the national leader took the microphone and announced: "On behalf of the Supreme Soviet, I would like to pay high tribute to you. You are a hero of the Soviet Union and a good son of the people ... "When asked about Komarov's request, Komalov had tears in his eyes:" Thank you, thank the Supreme Soviet for awarding me this glorious title. I am an astronaut and dedicate myself to the aerospace industry of the motherland. I have no regrets! "

The leader handed the microphone to komarov's old mother, who was in tears and couldn't stop crying. She handed the receiver to komarov's wife. Komalov blew his wife a naughty and affectionate kiss. The wife took the receiver and only said, "Dear, I miss you so much!" " "I burst into tears, never say a word. Komalov 12-year-old daughter cried with a microphone. Komarov smiled and said, "Daughter, be strong and don't cry." "I don't cry, dad, you are a hero of the Soviet Union, I am your daughter, and I will definitely live strong." The resolute komarov couldn't help crying. He told his children, "Remember this day. From now on, every year on this day, I will present a flower to the grave and report to my father. "

It's time to say goodbye-the spaceship fell to the ground and the TV image disappeared. The whole Soviet Union was silent, and people took to the streets in succession to mourn for the place where the spaceship crashed.

Students, after reading these, are you infected by this tragic scene! What happened to Soyuz 1 at that time was because a decimal point was ignored during the ground inspection. Let's remember the great tragedy caused by this decimal point! Let's treat study and science with a more rigorous attitude and work and life with a more serious attitude.

2. It's all carelessness.

Careless, everyone has a little, I am a very careless child. That day, my parents went shopping and I was the only one at home.

After a while, I felt a little hungry, so I looked for something to eat in the refrigerator, but there were only some noodles in the refrigerator. In order to fill my stomach, I decided to cook for myself.

I learned it from my parents-I cleaned the pot, put some water in it, and then fired it. After the water boiled, I put the noodles in. After a few minutes, the noodles seemed cooked, so I turned the fire to a minimum, then slowly put the noodles in a bowl and added seasonings such as soy sauce, chicken essence and oyster sauce. Don't tell me, it really looks like a chef's masterpiece!

I can't wait to put noodles on the coffee table, taste my delicious food and watch TV series. After eating delicious noodles, I pushed my chopsticks to the edge of the coffee table and lay on the sofa watching TV. Who knows, I fell asleep unconsciously-

I don't know how long it took. In a trance, I think my mother is back. As soon as I opened the door, I asked, "What's that smell?" In a daze, I just squinted at my mother and said nothing. I saw my mother sniff a few times carefully and rushed into the kitchen without changing her shoes. Then, I heard my mother's "oops". I quickly bounced off the sofa and rushed to the kitchen: "What's the matter?"

Looking in the direction of my mother's instructions, I saw the pot for cooking noodles burning red, just like a furnace for steelmaking. The wooden handle of the spatula was also blackened ... suddenly realized that there was no natural gas after pouring the noodles! If my mother doesn't come back in time, it may cause a fire, not only in my own house, but also in my neighbor's house ... I can't help but gasp at the thought.

All because of carelessness! I secretly vowed in my heart: I will be careful what I do in the future and never do such stupid things again.

I once heard a story-a tragedy caused by a decimal point. This story is about a scientist who died because he ignored a decimal point, which led to the failure of his parachute. The scientist said to people before he died, "This is a tragedy caused by a decimal point. You can't be careless Sometimes if you ignore small things, it will cause earth-shattering events! "

Yes! If you are not careful, small things will become big things, and small troubles will also lead to catastrophe. Be careful, such a tragedy will never happen!

3. Careless trouble

Everyone makes mistakes, and I am no exception. Alas! This is all "the fault of carelessness."

I remember that at the end of last semester, I only got 88 points in the English exam. I am very dissatisfied with this result, so I decided to get 95 points or more in the English test this semester.

At the beginning of this semester, I made an English learning plan: memorize the words I have learned, listen to tapes for half an hour every day, review the contents I have learned every day, preview the contents of the next lesson, listen carefully in class, do classroom activities and basic English training with books, and recite the texts of each module ... Although this is not the best performance, I believe.

Soon, the two modules were completed, and it was time for the exam. Although my English plan looks easy, it is difficult to do, but I still try my best to do it. The exam has started, and I am both excited and nervous. I will do every question on the test paper. I felt sorry for my deskmate when I saw his sad face. Who told him not to study hard at ordinary times? . I worked hard on one question after another, and time passed by ... "Ding Lingling, Ding Lingling ..." The bell rang and it was time to hand in the papers. I breathed a sigh of relief and handed in my paper with confidence. I think it's okay to score above 95. However, when the paper was handed down, my heart fell into the abyss, and I only got 92. Five points. How can it be? I have read all the wrong questions. Alas, it's all careless fault. Deduct one point for writing "name" as "nam", one point for writing "ann" as "amy" and one point for writing "has" as "has not" ... These are careless points. If only I could be more careful!

It's all my carelessness. How many times has my mother told me not to be careless, and how many times has my teacher told me to be careful, but I still tripped over carelessness. I regret it very much when I think of it, but I also understand a truth: be careful in everything and never be careless! I think I will definitely learn this lesson.

4. "A peanut caused a group fight and killed two people."

"Unexpectedly, singing caused such a big disaster, and even more unexpectedly, it was caused by a peanut ..." Although Li Guangzhi, 25, comes from the countryside of Cyclobalanopsis County, she still speaks with some tenderness. He talked about stabbing two people to death and injuring two others in a karaoke bar. He gave a long sigh.

At 9: 30 on October 30th, 2004/KLOC-0, five people, including Li Guangzhi and Liu Xiaoming, came to a karaoke bar to sing. At the same time, department store employees Lu and Wang also spend money in karaoke bars. Because of the noisy karaoke bars, Lu hit the waiter with peanuts, but the peanuts hit Liu Xiaoming. Liu was very angry and told some friends about it. Immediately, Liu Xiaoming and others beat Lu with beer bottles and chairs. During the beating, Lu and Wang were stabbed to death with a sharp knife prepared in advance.

"If I hadn't been drinking, if I could have restrained myself, if I hadn't helped my buddy ..." Li Guangzhi said, and bowed his head somberly.

5. "Jokes cause big trouble"

A joke

Launch a struggle among the workers

165438+1On the evening of October 2, Zhang Bin, a migrant worker at a construction site in Hongjixin Road, was drinking while eating. At 9 o'clock in the evening, he was very excited after drinking. He walked out of the simple shed and stood in the aisle on the second floor and shouted, "I really want to jump off a building!" " Hearing Zhang Bin's roar, Li Jianzhong, a worker next door, came out and responded casually: "Then jump!" Unexpectedly, this joke aroused Zhang Bin's dissatisfaction, and he immediately quarreled with Li Jianzhong through drinking. The two sides are angry with each other and their words are full of gunpowder. In just a few minutes, two people who couldn't control their emotions escalated from bickering to "fighting" and punched each other in the corridor. After hearing the sound of fighting, Li Jianzhong's fourth and fifth brothers, who worked in the same construction site, and his workmates Xiao Yong and Ye Shuicheng quickly stepped forward to dissuade them. Seeing many other people, Zhang Bin called his own good workers to help. More than ten people on both sides were at daggers drawn, first pushing and shoving, and then developing into fighting. A joke actually developed into a fight. What is even more unexpected is that a worker on the Zhang Bin side took out his switchblade and stabbed the other side in a "chaotic war". All of a sudden, there was blood everywhere, and screams kept coming. ...

Cause tragedy

Both brothers are "gone"

"There are too many injured people, send an ambulance quickly!" At about 9: 30 that night, the Seventh Hospital of the City received an alarm call. When the ambulance arrived at the scene, it saw five injured people lying on the ground, and the medical staff quickly turned to the hospital for help. Soon, two ambulances rushed to the hospital with the injured. At the same time, the hospital urgently recalled the surgeons who had already left work, and five operations were carried out at the same time.

Although the rescue work was timely, the unfortunate news came. According to the hospital nurse, at 1 1 30 that night, Li Jianzhong, who was in his early 30 s, died of excessive blood loss due to multiple stab wounds in his chest and abdomen; At 4: 30 the next morning, Li Jiangang, the fourth brother of Li Jianzhong, closed his eyes forever because of multiple stab wounds all over his body. Li Jianzhong's fifth brother, Li Jianru, was stabbed in the chest and his life was in danger at any time; Xiao Yong, a worker who went to stop the fight, had a knife wound on both sides of his neck and could not speak; Another worker, Ye Shuicheng, suffered a relatively minor injury, but the tendon of the middle finger and forefinger of his right hand was broken, and the function of his right hand would be affected.

be grief-stricken

The family of the deceased lost its "pillar"

It is understood that the dead and injured workers are Renshou people, and they work as steel reinforcement workers in the same team. Zhang Bin is a bourgeois and works in another team. Although the two sides of the fight are not on the same team, they usually know each other at work and say hello occasionally. Yesterday morning, the reporter saw in the hospital that the relatives of the dead and wounded had rushed to the hospital from other places, and their loved ones were suddenly killed or injured, which made their families grieved.

Li Jianwen, the eldest brother of the Lee brothers, looked at Li Jianru, the fifth person who was full of pipes. "Two brothers have just left, and one is still lying in the hospital bed!" Without saying a few words, Li Jianwen burst into tears. He said that the doll of the fourth brother Li Jiangang is over 65,438+00 years old, and the daughter of the sixth brother Li Jianzhong is over 5 years old. The pillars of the two families suddenly collapsed, and I really don't know what to do. "This is a nightmare!" Xiao Yong, who was wounded by a knife in the neck, and Ye Shuicheng, who was injured in his right hand, were reluctant to talk about the situation at that time, while the family members on one side were already in tears.

Editor's Note: There is an old fable that two people met opposite each other on a single-plank bridge, and they didn't give in to each other, fighting for the bridge, and finally they both fell into the river. This fable is very simple, and it is a household name in China.

The reason is easy to understand, but it is not so easy to do. It is hard to imagine that a joke can cause such a bloody case. Even those injured in the tragedy can only say with emotion, "This is a nightmare". In fact, avoiding tragedy is like crossing a bridge. One of them stepped back and let the other pass first, so that they wouldn't all fall into the river. If the parties to the tragedy can be calm about other people's jokes, be more patient and less brave after an argument, the tragedy will not happen.