You talented prawns, who can make up cold jokes?

There is a person who often writes an umbrella as life. One day when he came home from school, he couldn't go home without an umbrella. He asked his classmates to bring a note to his mother and ask her to send an umbrella. The note said, "Mom, I didn't take my life!" " "

Draw a panda

In art class, the teacher asked the students to draw pandas. The students have picked up the brush panda. In less than a few minutes, a classmate handed in his homework. I drew a bear and a cat in my homework.

climb mountains

A China man and a foreigner went to climb a mountain. The foreigner couldn't climb any further, so he asked the China man to pull him with a rope. When foreigners are hungry, they say bananas to people in China, but people in China don't understand. I heard that they can't pull bananas. China loosened the rope and the foreigner fell to his death.