A funny joke.

Not funny joke one:

1, I'll boil the cold water you spilled on me and pour it back for you.

2. Those who have money are brushing Taobao, while those who have no money are brushing Weibo.

3. Spring Festival buzzwords:? Let's talk about it after the Chinese New Year? Let's go on stage. . .

4, the so-called holiday is: go out without money, especially at home.

5. Is happiness true or false? I am really happy now, because I just had heart surgery. . .

6. When will the marriage certificate automatically expire? . .

7. I received an error message "Wang Ju, please do this!" I silently returned a bank card number in the past, hiding my merits and reputation!

8. I want to set up a chastity archway for my mobile phone, because my mobile phone will never be connected to the Wifi outside.

9. When I was a child, my mother said that if there were a few grains of rice left in the bowl, there would be a few pockmarks on my face, so I scraped every grain of rice to look good in the future. As a result, I became a fat man without pockmarked.

Funny joke 2:

1, I have to leave in winter, and I always feel reluctant to part with it. I put my hand into my cotton-padded jacket pocket and quietly felt the residual temperature of winter until someone shouted? Catch a thief? .

2. People are iron, rice is steel, and people who lose weight are? No smell of steel? !

3, although I'm not so good, this boiled water still burns very well!

4. the plane:? Stomach? If you don't have enough food, you won't have the strength to fly. . .

In which direction the wind blows, the grass falls. When I was young, I used to think I was the wind. But in the end, I was black and blue, and I realized that we were all just grass.

6. You are not a traffic policeman in my mind, so you have no right to interfere in my direction.

7. In fact, the reason why the wolf failed is that all other wolves eat it raw, and this product must be cooked.

8. Some people say that science girls are ladies again, they will reveal their identity as soon as they go to work, and they will habitually comb their hair to their foreheads to reveal their big foreheads. Because CPU needs good heat dissipation when running at high speed?

9. There is a kind of person who wears fashionable clothes for others to see, drives a car for others to see, decorates his home for others to see, works for others to see, and sends his children to a prestigious school for others to see. Everything he does is to show others his taste or achievements or style, and all his thoughts and ideas are based on others' eyes. This kind of person is the window person.

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