There is an urgent need for a joke about: the world is a class, the United States is a monitor, and China is a group! I want a complete work, the more complete the better.

The monitor, who has money at home and is strong, is very good at school, but he also loves to fight and does things arbitrarily. Students generally dare not contradict him. Have a bad relationship with the vice monitor.

2. Russia

The vice monitor, with good academic performance, is the highest in the class. Last term, he just stood beside the monitor. Then something happened at home: separation! Doing things now is very negative, but it has a certain influence in the class.

3. Britain, Britain

Study Committee member, good academic performance. The family is also very rich. The monitor's sidekick has no opinion about things and listens to the monitor. The monitor gave Iraq a good beating the other day.

4. Switzerland

The art class represents the class flower, and her academic performance is very good. She doesn't hook up with others, and she is quiet and introverted.

5. Argentina

Physical education class's deskmate recently lost a fight with the study committee. Now every time physical education class holds a study committee, he only dares to compete with Brazil for the position of the Sports Commission.

6. Afghanistan

No position. Poor grades. Short stature. I was beaten by the vice monitor last semester, and the monitor helped pay the medical expenses. A few days ago, I smashed the two tallest furniture in the monitor's house and was beaten half to death by the monitor. Now I am losing my memory.

7. Iraq

No position, poor study. But he is a big guy and ranked fourth in his class last semester. Hard-mouthed, bullied my deskmate and was beaten by a group last semester. A few days ago, the monitor and the study committee rushed into his house and beat him to pieces.

8. Kuwait

I have no position. I sat at the same table in Iraq. I was bullied by Iraq before. Fortunately, I have the support of the monitor.

9. Egypt

History class representative, average grades, pyramid at home, so he is a history class representative.

10. Iran

No position, average study. I was bullied by my deskmate Iraq last semester, thanks to the help of several classmates. Occasionally contradicting the monitor, I am stronger these days. Recently, the monitor was upset with him, saying that he carried a controlled knife privately and threatened to hit him. There has just been an earthquake at home, and the class held a fund-raising activity for his family.

1 1. India

Because he was very interested in computers, he became a representative of computer classes. His characteristics seem solid but unkind, and he often quarrels with his deskmate Pakistan for a table.

12. Pakistan

No position. Indian deskmate, short stature, poor grades, and good relationship with the League branch secretary, so I dare to work with my deskmate often.

13. Australia

He has no position, and his studies are above average. He called the study committee the boss, and he had no clear view on what to do. The study Committee member said one thing, but he dared not say two.

14. Israel

I don't have a position, my grades are good, and I have a good relationship with the monitor, but I just feel uncomfortable watching my deskmate Palestine, and I always stay together.

15. Palestine

No job, thin body, no family background, often beaten by Israel, can only submit to humiliation.

16. Germany

Labor Committee members (not recognized by the class Committee, in action) study hard, work hard and get good grades. I played twice last semester, and as a result, the then monitor of the class, Britain, lost the election this year.

Japan

No position, good grades in science, often failing in literature and ideological and moral courses, and always wanted to join the class Committee. Poor ideology and morality, dirty and scheming. Last semester, they were beaten by the monitor for bullying and grabbing things, and they were beaten into hemiplegia. After the injury, they are unwilling to repent, and now they begin to "miss" the fish tank of the Communist Youth League Secretary.

18. Vietnam

No position. Poor academic performance. Thin. I was beaten by the monitor last semester, but fortunately I was supported by the vice monitor and the Communist Youth League Secretary. Later, I provoked the communist youth league secretary and was beaten.

19. North Korea; South Korea

He has no position and sits at the same table as the Communist Youth League Secretary. His academic performance is poor, but his mouth is shut. He often offends the monitor. The monitor threatened to hit him several times, because he didn't hit the Communist Youth League secretary at the same table.

20.China

Secretary of the Communist Youth League. Both kindergarten and primary school have good academic performance. When I graduated from primary school, because I was sleepy, I didn't like going out to exercise, my health was poor, and I was often bullied. Last semester and this semester made rapid progress. Have a sense of justice, and don't be soft when it's time to shoot. Last semester, I had a fight with the monitor for my deskmate North Korea. Now the grades are improving rapidly and physical exercise is better. I often want to take it out on a few people in my dreams, but I am afraid that it will affect my academic performance, and I often submit to humiliation. The monitor is very worried about this and often needs to optimize my relationship.

2 1. France

Member of the organizing committee. The academic performance is not bad. A small group of people in the class are organized into small groups and like to make small moves between the monitor and the Communist Youth League Secretary. I want to make some small moves at the home of the Communist Youth League Secretary these days. As a result, the Communist Youth League secretary got angry, canceled the class reunion she had planned to hold with them, and also canceled a bicycle she had bought. Depressed ~ ~

22. North Korea; South Korea

No position, behind the desk of the League branch secretary, poor academic performance, snobbishness, love fantasy, suspicion of poverty and love of wealth, but has been bullied. Coward, dirty hands and feet, love to steal. Primary school and the Communist Youth League secretary sit at the same table, always following the Communist Youth League secretary like a follower. When I was in middle school, I saw that my Japanese classmates were rich and powerful, so I moved to Japan, but I was always bullied. Later, I got on well with the monitor and separated from my poor brother North Korea. Life improved slightly, but was bullied by the monitor. The monitor often stays at home drunk and bullies her sister. He also dares to be angry and dare not speak. I often steal things from branch secretaries, but after stealing, I show off shamelessly and fantasize about dominating the class. Tension with poor brothers, secretary of the League branch and vice monitor. It belongs to Pig Bajie. Look in the mirror, it's not a person inside and outside.

Austria

Music class representative. Early maturity, particularly open in gender concept, often criticized by classmates for messing around with men and women.

24.philippines

No position, cowardly and aggressive, like to eat fish, always go to the south pond of the Communist Youth League Secretary to take a bath and steal fish. The communist youth league secretary is very busy recently and has no time to take care of it.

25.brazil

The representative of physical education class. Poor academic performance, poor family, always borrowing money from the monitor, often not paying it back, because I love playing football, so I became a representative of physical education class.

Rwanda

No position. From slums, poor family, poor study, closed personality, brutal and violent.

27.Mongolia

A poor student, who was born a giant baby, once cried and made the whole class in kindergarten fidgety.

28.italy

No position. When I was in kindergarten, I cleaned up dozens of aggressive children around me who were younger than myself. Later, I was beaten by all the children and lost my memory. After waking up, I joined the aggressive children who beat him. When I am old, I can still remember some things before I find myself amnesia. After teaching all the children, all the children have improved their studies and most of them have become class cadres.

29.greece

No position. When I was in kindergarten, I was very smart. I taught a large group of students around me math, physics, politics, history and geography. Later, I was beaten by Italy. I taught myself and my family was arrested. After Italy was beaten with amnesia, Greece stayed away from aggressive children next to Italy in order to avoid following in its footsteps, but in the end it was bullied by several students.

30.turkey

No position. In elementary school, he was fierce, hitting many people, and inexplicably cleaning up the early wisdom of young Greece. As a result, he was cleaned up by more fierce and rich children, and now he is still begging tough children to take him in.

3 1. Georgia

The little brother of the vice monitor, who just transferred to the class not long ago, is now being beaten by his brother.

32. Denmark

No position. In primary school, he was fierce and liked to rob other people's money. Later, he stopped losing his temper and became a baby face that everyone loved.

33.mexico

No position. He was clever in kindergarten, but most of his classmates didn't know it. After knowing it, I was directly disabled and amnesia. When he woke up, he found that the monitor lived next door to his house. Later, the monitor bought and robbed half the things and left.

34.spain

No position. When I was in kindergarten, my whole family was robbed. In primary school, I became a robber and found a new place. When collecting protection money, he was killed by the later study Committee member, and all his men left.

35.portugal

No position. The experience is similar to that of Spain, except that it is weak and cleaned up early. A recent incident was to give him back what he robbed in the first grade of primary school, and now he is the secretary of the Youth League branch.

36. Venezuela

The former Spaniard has suddenly become very individual and independent recently, and there are several buddies facing the monitor.

Cuba

The monitor's neighbor, with great personality, got the support of a group of buddies such as Venezuela, the vice monitor (and sometimes the league secretary) and worked against the monitor for a semester.

38.canada

She is the second tallest in the class. She is the monitor's neighbor. She is basically the monitor's assistant except for grabbing some popsicles from the class leader and the vice monitor recently.

39. Countries of the former Yugoslavia

Originally, it was my own school, and I didn't listen to the monitor or the deputy monitor. Later, I broke up and joined the circle of monitor or vice monitor. Among them, many people who are considered "unfit for school" clamor for school all day. It turns out that a boy named Heishan was admitted by his classmates. Recently, a little boy named Kosovo was troubled. A dozen students, led by the monitor, have agreed to his admission, but the vice monitor refused.

40. United Nations

Class teacher. Poor, weak and low in status, few students take her seriously. Students have a little conscience, share her living expenses, delegate power to the monitor, and be led by the monitor everywhere and listen to the monitor. The reason is that the place where she lives is given by the monitor, and people can't help but bow their heads under the eaves. But recently, with the support of the Communist Youth League Secretary, individual class committees and some students, the head teacher's waist has become a little stiff.