Want a classic joke, the kind that laughs to death without spending money.

One morning, my colleagues and I were smoking while waiting for the bus. A beautiful MM was waiting for the bus while drinking soybean milk. Colleagues joked, Brother, where's your car? I said: I sent it to be repaired; The beautiful MM next to me gave me a serious look, and my colleague continued: What's the matter? I went on to edit and said, Isn't this the day? Please come out after dinner to catch up with a big rush. MM continue to listen carefully. Colleagues continue to pretend: Oh, how much is that, or I'll find someone in a 4S shop for you. I know some friends. I said: Oh, no, a pedal can be worth several dollars! ! MM soybean milk sprayed all over the floor. ...