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What wonderful things will you do when you are drunk?

This has really done a lot. Next, I want to introduce two.

One: jump into the pigsty and sleep with the pig in your arms

My great uncle does all kinds of stupid things every time he gets drunk. After the Spring Festival this year, COVID-19 epidemic rested at home and we drank together. That day, my uncle was in high spirits, drank a lot of wine and finally got drunk. My uncle said he was going to the toilet, but he didn't come back after a long time. People searched everywhere and finally found him in my second aunt's pigsty. He slept with my second aunt's old sow, still muttering, not knowing what to say.

At that time, everyone was angry and funny. They took him out of the pigsty and took him to a warm room to change clothes and take a bath. But when he woke up, no matter what people said, he didn't believe that he had done such a thing. Finally, when everyone showed him the photos, he blushed a little.

Funny 2: Get drunk and jump into the pond.

A cousin of Swallow is over 30 years old and has never got a wife. Once his uncle introduced him to a girl, and then took him to the girl's house to have a look. Menstruation was very warm to them, and my cousin seemed very interested in drinking. He was in high spirits, but he drank too much in the end.

After getting drunk, he jumped into the pond. Fortunately, his life is not in danger. After drinking, he cried badly at first, and finally ran outside to jump into the pond, just in time for a group of people around him to pull him back. Because of my cousin's performance, the girl's parents and girls don't think much of my cousin, thinking that his personality and alcohol consumption may not be so good. This story was later told to everyone, and everyone was in distress. They want to tell him jokes and have fun.