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People praise their funny sentences (63 sentences)

1, I want to say sorry to my friends around me. Over the years, my handsomeness has brought you a lot of trouble.

2. If it is a crime to be handsome, I am already heinous.

Examination results can widen our distance, but they will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

People who say I am sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.

5, this kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am handsome and free.

6. It's not my fault that you are handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.

7. Promise not to tell anyone that I am super beautiful.

8. Others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyesight.

9. Some people say that I am beautiful. I've been thinking all night. Who leaked the news?

10, if beauty is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime.

1 1. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing appearance really can't be quiet.

12, a beautiful person like me was found by the teacher as soon as he was absent from class.

13, I really envy you for knowing me at such a young age.

14. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

15, your hair is really beautiful, especially that smell makes me feel trance, which is your own taste.

16. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my handsome face?

17, the only thing in the world that will get better and better with time, only memories.

18 In fact, sometimes, I feel beautiful unconsciously.

19, I can kill you with the keyboard, or I can shame you with my beauty.

20. Think carefully before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

2 1, my only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money, and now I don't even have my only shortcoming, which is almost perfect.

22. Being a handsome person is very tiring, which I really know.

23. Is it true that a handsome and talented rich man like me can only die alone?

24. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, I will never forget.

25, mosquitoes in summer I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.

26. Some people say I am handsome. I've been thinking all night, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news.

27. The weather is fine today. Today is a good day to go out and release handsome.

28. Why don't I have a beautiful deskmate, but my deskmate does?

29. I want to give myself a kiss when I look in the mirror, and I want to kneel and kowtow. It's so handsome.

30. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long that a handsome word runs through my life.

3 1, a handsome guy like me, you can only get used to it.

32. Being a beautiful person is very tiring, which I really know.

33. From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and never mention your handsome and handsome.

34. I don't have a story, but I have conquered many people with my handsomeness.

35. Every time I walk in the street, I always feel that the people behind me are saying that I am beautiful.

36. I am often blinded by my beauty, but I can't kiss myself.

If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

38, perhaps, smiling people, in the most beautiful way, make people uncomfortable.

39. I wonder why people always say I am handsome. I'm bored to death!

40. A girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is a waste of time!

4 1. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again.

42. Always alienated by ordinary people because of its beauty. Look, nobody reads anything you say.

I will work hard, or others will say that I am nothing but beautiful.

44. Handsome is not my fault, it's all caused by factors.

45. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

46. Some people say that I am handsome, but I smile because I smile more handsomely.

47. Without my handsomeness, what would human beings live on?

48. Some people say I'm shameless, that's nonsense. I am reluctant to give up such a handsome face.

You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

5 1, be a low-key person, as handsome as me, I didn't say.

52. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I swear, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world?

53. How can a handsome guy who goes deep into the bone marrow not make you abnormal?

54. I have been bearing the handsomeness that I shouldn't have at this age. I'm so tired.

55, Valentine's Day is afraid that the object is too handsome to be taken away? Do not look at me. It's no use looking at me. I am more handsome than him.

56. I'm on your list. I don't need to say anything because I'm handsome.

57. Being a man is really tiring. A beautiful woman has been beautiful for more than ten years and will continue to be beautiful.

I saw a handsome guy in the distance. I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

59. No, I want to study hard. I don't want to be said that I live by being handsome.

60. What will eventually get you into it is always beautiful at first.

6 1. Some people say I am handsome. I've been thinking all night. Who leaked the news?

62. If Shuai Neng were a meal, Ben Shuai Neng could feed hundreds of millions of people.

63. Why do beautiful people have special treatment? No, it will spoil me.