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Tom is sitting in his lawyer's office. "Do you want the bad news or the terrible news first?" Asked the lawyer.
"Tell me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a photo worth half a million dollars."
"This is the bad news?" Tom asked doubtfully. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"The terrible news is that this is you and your secretary."
Bad news and bad news
Tom is sitting in the lawyer's office. "Do you want to hear the bad news first or the bad news first?" Asked the lawyer.
"Tell me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a photo worth half a million dollars."
"That's bad news?" Tom can't believe it. "I can't wait to hear the bad news."
"The bad news is that this is a picture of you and your secretary."
Remember, when the road of life is steep, keep calm.
Remember, when the road of life is steep, keep calm.
The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved.
The greatest happiness in life is to firmly believe that someone loves us.
The grass on the other side of the fence is always greener.
This mountain looks taller than that one.
He laughs best who laughs last.
He who laughs last laughs best.
God ... typing these words is killing me. ....
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