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Ask for short jokes, be sure to be funny. The number of words cannot exceed 200! Thank you, everyone.
1. A fisherman caught a fish and said not to kill me. Please promise, and then I will test you. If I get the right answer, I will let you go. So the fisherman roasted it. 2. Xiao Ming is at school, and the teacher asks him, "What's 1+ 1?" Xiao Ming said no, and the teacher told him to go home and ask his parents. . When Xiao Ming came home, he first asked his mother who was playing mahjong, "I won eight sets tonight." He went to ask his father again. His father was reading a newspaper and said, "This is what President Obama said." He went to ask his sister who was taking a bath, and her sister said, "That's cool!" " "He went to ask his brother. His brother proposed to his girlfriend and said, "Honey, marry me." The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "What is 1+ 1?" Xiao Ming replied, "I won eight sets tonight." The teacher was angry: "Which bastard said that?" Xiao Ming replied, "This is what US President Barack Obama said. "The teacher slapped Xiao Ming, and Xiao Ming said," That's cool! " The teacher was furious and gave Xiaoming n slaps. Xiao Ming said, "Honey, marry me. "3. Once upon a time, a man named A Shuang died. On the day of the funeral, his family shouted his name: "Shuang Shuang ... Shuang Shuang ... Shuang Shuang ..." At this moment, a passerby saw this scene and asked, "What are you happy about?" The Shuang family suddenly burst into tears: "It's so cool! "
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