? Stephen Chow’s nonsensical classic lines

1. There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn’t cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut my throat with your sword! Look no further! If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to that girl: I love you. If I had to add a time limit to this love, I hope it would be... ten thousand years! 2. If you don’t have dreams as a human being, what’s the difference between being a salted fish? 3. Yes, flying is the "fly" of Xiao Li's flying knife, and the knife is the "dao" of Xiao Li's flying knife. 4. My admiration for the Emperor is like the endless torrent of a river, and like the Yellow River that overflows out of control. 5. Do you know that I have been lying to you? Just lie, just like a moth, even if you know you are going to get hurt, you will still throw yourself on the fire - moths are so stupid! "The Great Sage's Marriage in Westward Journey" 6. You can say that I am a walk-on, but you cannot say that I am a "stinky walk-on"! "The King of Comedy" 7. Stephen Chow: What are you doing here? Zhao Wei: I want to help you compete. Stephen Chow: How can you help? You should go back to Mars quickly, the earth is very dangerous. "Shaolin Football" 8. If you are not happy, even if you live forever, it is useless. If you are happy, even if you can only live for a few days, it will be enough! ——"Westward Journey: Moonlight Treasure Box" 9. I am talking about the personal relationship between my children and my country. We will leave this matter for another day! "Domestic Lingling Paint" Stephen Chow 10. Do you think I don't know what you are thinking? Zhao Wei: What are you talking about? I hate it! Zhou: You can’t scare me if you want to. I’m afraid of everything, not ghosts! "Shaolin Football" 11. Tang Monk: So being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a human demon. "Journey to the West" 12. Piao Piao: What I hate the most is that people talk nonsense. Tianqiu: I don’t want to talk nonsense. Piaopiao: Then why don’t you put on more lipstick? Tianqiu: Then apply it! "The King of Comedy" 13. At this point, I can't help but express my true identity. In fact, I am the descendant of the Condor Heroes, the undefeated master of the East - the failure of the West! "Shenlong Cult" 14. In ancient times, there was a story about Yun Chang concentrating on playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison. Today, I, Linglingqi, concentrate on watching porn films, digging bones and extracting warheads. "Domestic Lingling Paint" 15. Although you play passers-by A, B, B, D, you still have life and soul. "The King of Comedy" 16. Neither writing nor martial arts are good, so wake up! I think you should go back to your promising career as a bandit! "Westward Journey" 17. Bai Jingjing: Let you go? Give me a reason not to kill you! Zhizunbao: Just thinking...give me a reason to kill me first! "Journey to the West" 18. I have a green dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, an old ox on my waist, and a dragon's head on my chest. If someone blocks me, I will kill someone, if I block Buddha, I will kill Buddha! "Tang Bohu Spots Qiuxiang" 19. It's not that I like fighting, but there are many people who like to be beaten by me! "The Deer and the Cauldron" 20. The earth is in danger! You'd better go back to Mars! ! "Shaolin Football" 21. Bleeding from the seven orifices is bleeding from the seven orifices, and death is death. These are two completely different feelings. Don't confuse you. "Returning to the Soul Night" 22. Below is the little *** Zhou Botong with the jade tree facing the wind and defeating Pan An, and the pear blossom crushing the begonia. "Tang Bohu Lights Up the Fragrance of Autumn" 23. Brother, please stop making trouble, look at how clean you are, go in and put on a disguise and come back. Look at me, I'm dead, my hands are full of sores, how can you be worse than me? "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" 24. Like a flower! It's really you! "Nine-grade Sesame Official" 25. Zhou: "I am a coward!" Wu: "You can see it! It was supposed to come last night! Stop talking nonsense for 18 yuan!" "The King of Destruction" 26. Qingxia: Then will you? If you can shake it a little, your dad Zhou said: It depends on whether there are any benefits. Qingxia said: What if there are benefits? Zhou said: Then shake him a little bit! "The Deer and the Cauldron - The Dragon Cult" 27. Your melancholy eyes, sad beard, miraculous knife skills, and that glass of crystal clear martini can't hide your excellence, but no matter how outstanding you are, You have to pay the overnight fee! "Ling Ling Qi" 28. To be precise, I am an actor. You can call me "walk-in", but you can't, don't add the word "die" in front of it! "The King of Comedy" 29. Face is not given by others, it is lost by oneself.

"Night of Resurrection" 30. What you ate just now has been poisoned by me with the strangest poison in the world... You will die in one day. Hahaha... No matter if the most strange poison in the world can kill you in a day, it should be the smiling half-step of our Tang family. Hahaha... Nonsense, our one-day death powder is made from 7 different poisonous insects and Heding red, which is extracted for 49 days. It is colorless and odorless, and it kills people without a trace. (Classic line sun) Our Tang family's smiling half-stepped rice is made of honey, Sichuan clams, orange stems, and Tianshan snow lotus. It does not need to be refrigerated and has no preservatives. In addition to being highly toxic, it also tastes delicious. "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" 31. It's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I thought you were a very emotional person with a lot of movie fantasy. Looking at your appearance, I can tell that you have no connotation. "92 Happy Events in the Family" 32. Hello! Would you mind pulling your pants up a little so I can see your legs? "Shaolin Football" 32. To be honest, from head to toe, you look like a beggar! "Wu Zhuangyuan Su Qier" 33. Useless land! For an outstanding man like you, no matter where the ginseng tea is used, it is like a firefly in the dark, so bright and outstanding. "Ling Ling Paint" 34. The worst case scenario is that I swear a vicious oath. If I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world have sex every night until my body is completely naked and crumbling. That's okay! "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" 35. Look at your hairstyle. It doesn't match your face shape at all. ! Brother Huan! What on earth do you want! "Death-Calling Grass" 36. He is arrogant, but kind-hearted. He is low-key, but admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire given by God to mankind to perfection, and cook super dishes that can be called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of a god? Or the messenger of hell? No one knows, but it is certain that everyone gives him a title - God of Cookery! "God of Cookery" 37. Don't worry! I didn’t know you were really anti-Qing martyrs! But when it comes to this place, I can't help but reveal my true identity. In fact, I am the descendant of the Condor Heroes, the undefeated master of the East, and the failure of the West! "The Deer and the Cauldron - Shenlong Cult" 38. I passed by here just now, and a man in ragged clothes came over and said that he had no clothes to wear and nothing to eat, and he had a wife and children at home. While talking, he took off my clothes and asked if I would mind. mind. I said I don't mind a little bit, but you are so pitiful, so it's up to you. *** I took it off voluntarily. If I want to help others, I will help them to the end. Because I was afraid that others would think I was an exhibitionist, I called the police. Let’s communicate first! "The King of Destruction" 39. I have already seen through your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys. You want to sit in my seat, right? "Westward Journey - Moonlight Treasure Box" 40. Everyone is curious. The three of you must remember that three shifts every day will take turns to hit the streets on time. If you attract the attention of customers, the money will naturally flow in. "Dead Grass"