Jokes to tease your girlfriend

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1. One day, the cow posed a problem to the donkey, asking which of the two bugs under the word "Stupid" was male and which was female. The donkey racked his brains, but still couldn't answer. The cow scolded: What a stupid ass, men are on the left and women are on the right!

2. Seven years after graduation, I finally took on a big project, building a 30-meter chimney. The construction period was two months and the cost was high, but I had to advance payment. It was finally completed at the end of last year. Today I went to inspect it, but I was scolded to death and didn't get any money. The drawings are backwards, they want to dig a well!

3. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over and asked: What happened? Drunk Man: I don’t know. I just arrived.

4. The doctor asked the patient how he broke the bone. The patient said, "I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes by holding on to the telephone pole." Someone was passing by and thought I had been electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks!

5. The turtle was injured. Let the snail go buy medicine. 2 hours passed. The snail hasn't come back yet. The turtle got angry and cursed: If he doesn't come back, I will die! At this time, a snail's voice came from outside the door: "Don't tell me I won't go again!"

6. The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant nest, and the ants came out in full force and climbed on the elephant one after another. The elephant shook himself and the ants fell down. At this time, there was another ant on the elephant's neck, and the fallen ant shouted "Strangle it to death".

7. Sleeping in class: A student fell asleep in class and was discovered by the teacher. Teacher: "Why did you sleep during class?" A student: "I didn't sleep!" Teacher: "Then why did you close your eyes?" A student: "I closed my eyes and meditated!" Teacher: "Then why did you keep thinking Nod?" A certain student: "What you just said makes sense!" A certain student: "Then why are you drooling?" A certain student: "Teacher, you said it with gusto!" 8. Mother shouted again. The son got up: "Jacques, good boy, it's time to get up. You have heard the rooster crow several times." The son said: "What does the rooster's crow have to do with me? I am not a hen."

9. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the gibbon's poop. The gibbon gently and carefully cleaned it up and they fell in love. Others asked how they got together? The chimpanzee said with emotion: Ape dung! It’s all ape dung!

10. The husband held an orchid bowl and said to his wife very solemnly: "Don't throw the bowl again in the future. This bowl was left by your mother. There are only two left now. The others You threw me all over." The wife rolled her eyes at her husband and said, "Then don't be angry with me anymore. I am the only one left by my mother."