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What should I do when I meet a gangster when I get married?

1. How to choose a wedding day, a triad day, a dangerous day and an appropriate marriage?

There is a simple truth; Look at the food and eat according to your own situation. What is said is; Clothes should be made according to people's age, height, fatness, season and personal hobbies. Make suitable clothes. Otherwise, you can't make clothes that fit you.

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The same is true of auspicious days when you choose to get married, if you are divorced from the numerology of the host and hostess. Out of the hot favorite god. Theoretically, we are playing word games, and we are playing the game of' false sky'.

The purpose is to mislead the parties,

Choose the website of the zodiac auspicious day on the Internet, and you can get it anywhere by random search. The so-called' auspicious day'. Out of the numerology of the parties. Theoretically, we are playing word games, and we are playing the game of' false sky'.

The purpose is to mislead the parties,

In addition, people who compile software copy from the east and the west, and can't arrange according to the numerology system, so there will be a' one size fits all'. All people are the same. A misunderstood person.

Please check the Gregorian calendar: 20 13, 10, the first day of the fourth lunar month. There is also the Gregorian calendar 2065438+May 24th, 2003. The fifteenth day of the fourth lunar month and so on.

The computer-generated "yellow calendar" says: fit, get married, move. Wait a minute.

There are many more. Waiting date. 1, divorced from the folk tradition of China people. 2, divorced from the numerology of the host and hostess. 3, divorced from the god that the parties like, for the sake of commercial interests, use the computer to synthesize the yellow calendar peasant calendar at will. Wait a minute. knock/fool/mess/hang about

The purpose is to mislead children. ,,,,,

I understand,

This obviously goes against the folk tradition of China people.

Lunar calendar, the first day, the fifteenth day, unmarried, moving. ,,,

Because the computer synthesized the yellow calendar, it became a joke.

Some warlocks who don't know the Book of Changes cater to the psychology of newcomers, and they often use their minds unnoticed. Talk about the so-called; Evil south, evil north, just love mystifying, to show themselves. Only by adopting a metaphysical point of view,

Fabricate; An Shan, Sha Bei, etc. , fooling around The purpose is to mislead the parties to answer; . .

2. Gregorian calendar is the day of the underworld, how can it be an auspicious day?

Zodiac, Mafia, from the word meaning, we can see that the Zodiac is the auspicious god, the Mafia is an evil god, and the Zodiac Mafia is also used for earthly branches, but there are twelve gods on duty in turn. These twelve gods are called: Three Heavenly Prisons of One Qinglong and Two Mingtang, Four Suzaku Hardware Cabinet, Six Treasures, Seven White Tigers and Eight Jade Halls, Nine Heavenly Prisons, Eleven Warlords and Twelve Gouchen, which are recorded and distinguished in the Shenshu Sutra. Every lucky god who is on duty as the "Zodiac Day" does everything he can, and he can't avoid all the evils of the traditional general's monthly punishment. However, the day when Yuan Wu is on duty in Suzaku White Tiger Prison is called "Mafia Day", and he can't break ground, move, get married or travel far. This is the term for choosing a day to get married. Every year in the farmer's calendar, it will be marked that this day is on duty for that God, but I don't know if this is on the farmer's calendar in Chinese mainland.