Thunder jokes (more than a dozen funny stories)

One day, a big boss visited one of his factories on a whim and saw an employee working hard.

He went over and patted the staff on the shoulder and said, "Well done! I used to be like you. "

The employee raised his head, patted the big boss on the shoulder with a smile and said, "You should work hard, too! I used to be like you. "

2. On Valentine's Day, Xiaoli, a company beauty, received a phone call from the front desk saying that someone had sent her flowers. Xiaoli ran downstairs excitedly. Wow! She saw a big bunch of beautiful flowers at the front desk in the distance, as tall as a person!

Xiaoli was overjoyed, bent down and began to move the flowers hard. The receptionist looked at her doubtfully for a long time. Finally, she thought about what she was called just now and quickly said, "excuse me, miss, this is your flower." That's our company's potted plants ... "

Factory director! As the head of the personnel department, I have only been to Widow Ding's house a few times and heard a lot of gossip. How should I start my work?

"Liu, don't pay attention to those rumors, people are not afraid of shadows!"

Well, the problem is that I have a hunchback.

4. The position is assistant. As a newcomer, I work hard. I am always the first to come to the company. I clean the office every day and then water a pot of flowers on the table. I think it should be praised by everyone when it blooms. A month later, it is still the same. Then one day, someone said to me, "I don't know who is so boring to water fake flowers."

There was an emergency that day. I left my post. The leader suddenly called. I was nervous, so I just hung up the phone. When I went to work the next day, I saw the leader say in a panic: "Leader, I'm sorry, I just pressed the wrong phone button and accidentally hung up!" " "The leader said kindly," it's okay, I pressed the wrong button at that time! " "

6. In the end, the boss asked Xiaoming to collect the money. On this day, the boss asked about the dunning. Boss: "Let you take out your mobile phone to help you collect money. How's it going? Very effective. "

Xiao Ming: "There is good news and bad news. I collected more money today than I usually do in a week. "

Boss: "So, what's the bad news?"

Xiao Ming: "Big Brother still has the money. I don't want it back."

7. My uncle was fired recently. I asked him what happened.

He asked me, "Do you know what a foreman does?"

I replied, "Just stand by and watch others work." What does this have to do with your dismissal? "I don't understand.

My uncle explained, "You know, he is jealous of me! Just because everyone thinks I'm the foreman. "

8. The boss said that I brought coffee from abroad. Let's have a try. After drinking, the boss asked him how he felt.

Employee: It's really different. Full of energy!

Boss: Since everyone is not sleepy, let's work overtime tonight.

9. Someone ran to our insurance company in a panic and said to the staff, "Please help me with property insurance at once."

The staff asked, "Why are you in such a hurry to do financial insurance?"

He said angrily, "can this be urgent?" Do it quickly. The house is smoking. Do you think you can relax? "

10. With the new leadership of the hospital, there will naturally be a new rule: "No breakfast in the office".

Unfortunately, a colleague was caught by the new leader.

The leader severely reprimanded him. He crustily skin of head and said, "My stomach is upset. I am injecting food into my stomach ... "

1 1. In the institute, Xiao Zhang's department wanted to buy a refrigerator to store the test samples, so Xiao Zhang called his superiors, but it was not approved.

After seeing it, Yang Gong, an old worker in Corey, suggested to the section chief, "You can replace the refrigerator with an artificial intelligence thermostat."

Xiao Zhang complied, and a few days later the report was approved: "Agree".

12. Play the mobile game Talking Tom Cat at work. Then, the manager found me immediately. I quickly put it in my pocket. Then the manager scolded me for a long time. He taught me a lesson, and Tom Cat also taught me a lesson. In a word, the whole office burst into laughter.