I want some jokes that can make people laugh. Thank you.

There is a young man who especially likes to eat pig blood cake. Once he went shopping and found an old lady selling pig blood cakes on the street, so he bought one. After eating it, he felt different from the pig blood cake he had eaten before, so he went back and asked the old lady to buy another one. But the old lady said it was sold out, and the young man asked why it was so rare. The old lady replied: there used to be quite a lot, but now it is old. ! ! ! ! ! !

Eldest brother and second child fly, and second child gets airsick and keeps vomiting. A bag is full, so the boss has to get it. When he came back, he found that the whole plane was vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second child said, "I think this bag is full, so I had to drink half of it and throw up."

A man saw a store having a big sale and went in. "What do you want?" ? "I want to buy dog food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a dog." "Where is such a rule?" ? "This is the case with goods on sale." The man has been grinding with the salesman for a long time, but the salesman still refuses to sell it to him. No way, the man had to go home and bring the dog before buying dog food. ? A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." ? "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a cat." It was the same shop assistant, and the man dawdled with her for a long time. As a result, he still has to go home and take the cat to buy cat food. ? A few days later, the man came to the shop with a big cardboard box with a hole and found the salesman. "What do you want?" ? "Just put your hand in and you'll know." The salesman put his hand in: "What is it? Very sticky. " "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper.

Some people can't open the toilet seat when they go to the toilet, so they are in a hurry to pull the shit on the toilet seat. When it was convenient, he suddenly found a button on the wall and pressed it. I didn't expect the lid to pop open suddenly and the shit bounced to the ceiling. Embarrassed, he asked the waiter to point to the ceiling and said, "I'll give you 200 yuan to help me clean this up." The waiter looked at the ceiling and said to him, "I'll give you 800 yuan and tell me how you shit on the ceiling!" " ? "

There is a couple in the park, very sweet. Girl says husband: I have a toothache ~ ~! The boy then kissed the girl and asked, Does it still hurt? The girl said it didn't hurt! After a while, the girl coquetry said: Husband, my neck hurts! The boy kissed the girl's neck again and asked, does it still hurt this time? The girl said happily, it doesn't hurt anymore!

An old lady stood by and watched for a long time, but she still couldn't help asking the young man, young man, you are really amazing. Can you treat hemorrhoids?

A male teacher said angrily to a girl who was sleeping in class: I'm so tired up there, don't move down there! If you don't cooperate, you won't even respond If you have nothing in your stomach in the future, don't blame the teacher! As a result, the whole class fainted