Elegant satire, hypocritical and disgusting verse

A satirical, hypocritical and disgusting poem

Jiangtou is not a storm, and there is no place on earth that is difficult to go. -Southern Song Dynasty poet, Xin Qiji's Partridge Sky.

The world is thin, human feelings are evil, and it is easy to fall when the rain is sent late. -A talented woman in the Southern Song Dynasty, Lu You's cousin Tang Wan's "Hairpin Phoenix"

The world is bustling, all for profit; All the soils in the world are beneficial. -Biography of Historical Records and Huo Zhi by Sima Qian, a historian, thinker and writer of the Western Han Dynasty.

Human feelings are weak, the world is cold, and only icing on the cake, who wants to send charcoal in the snow! -"Italian Legend" by Li Yu, a writer and dramatist in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties.

Irony the old saying that human nature is bad:

Human feelings are as thin as paper and things are as new as chess. The poor live in downtown areas, but the rich have distant relatives in the mountains.

If you don't believe me, look at the wine at the banquet. Let's toast the rich first. Tie a tall horse to the door, not for kissing, but for kissing.

Put a begging stick in front of the door to keep relatives and friends away. It takes gold to make friends in the world, not too much or too deep.

Fair-weather friends have a long history, but they have no money and no power. Meeting is like meeting for the first time, but there is no resentment in the end.

The moon comes first near the water tower, and flowers and trees are easy to spring in the sun. No one says who is behind his back, and that person won't say who is in front of him.

If you do everything, you are far away from your children and grandchildren. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, and the new people in the world drive the old people away.

Isn't it better to miss your loved ones and shed tears than to be open-minded in Gaotang? The second one in the class is always a living Buddha. Why should we worship Buddha in Lingshan?

If the rich are cunning, the fools in the world drink the west wind. If you are thirsty for talent, help people when they need it.

A hypocritical poem that satirizes a person.

1, your teeth are really white (you are so black).

2. A false heart will not have strong legs.

3. Pack and pack, and then pack. Are you tired?

Truth is truth only because it faces mistakes and hypocrisy.

5. God saw your desire and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God sees that you have no lovely friends,

6. Hippo was crushed by Noah's Ark and a new volcano erupted.

7. It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning and scare ghosts at night.

8. You're not cold on such a cold day (you have a thick skin).

9. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

10, don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!

1 1, don't cry at my grave, it dirties my path of reincarnation.

12, a man's promise is not always forever, but when a woman recalls that promise, she always has a smile on her face, saying that as long as a relationship is separated, the most sad thing must be a woman, right? Women are so sentimental. Women will fall madly in love with memories, and the most painful thing is to laugh. Maybe the promise of love can only be a joke. Believe is the happiest promise, just smile. It is said that there is a kind of love that is letting go; If you really loved, can you bear the pain of letting go? Is that still love? That may be an excuse for the world to give up. There are several fairy-tale love stories. This story is adapted from a true story. There will only be dull and bumpy love, and there are not many in butterfly lovers. As long as you have loved and been loved, it is worth cherishing.

13, stinking garbage man, the source of the word "spit".

14, people like you are really rare in the world!

15, others can't see your hypocrisy, so you're not hypocritical?

16, if you ever learn to be sincere, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

17, the mask has been worn for a long time, and that is the face.

18, if others can't see your hypocrisy, you won't be hypocritical. Rule of Success: When someone says that you are inferior to him everywhere, you must be more successful than him in some ways. Organizational rules: there will be one person in every organization who clearly knows the details of the organization, and this person should be expelled from the law of construction and destruction: it takes a thousand words to make a friend; It only takes a few words to break up with friends.

19, selfish irony is embodied in the mysterious figure who has established contact with the highest level and has no name and does not exist. When H, who is tall and deep, pretends to use unlimited torture on two children while knowing that there is a fourth nuclear bomb, he points a gun at H and denounces him as a devil, but when H shows that he has a fourth nuclear bomb, he points a gun at others and forces them to bring the children in again. However, H relaxed his nervousness after everything went wrong, and lay in a chair waiting for everything to come, to teach you a lesson, because the gap between you and me is too big.

20. People like you are really rare in the world!

2 1. Smelly garbage man spits out the source of nouns.

22. The world is like this. This is all hypocrisy. If it is not hypocrisy, how can it be called the world? Yes What's so funny about death? People are forced to commit suicide. The world is full of complaints. If you don't adapt to this world, you will only be eliminated by this world.

23. False sincerity is more terrible than the devil.

It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.

25. The oversized shameless megaphone is a disgrace to Eskimos.

26. Aphids eat grass, rust eats iron, and hypocrisy eats soul.

27. Hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It never tries to get rid of thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation without blowing away the dust.

28. If you were a meteor, I would chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Too bad you're an orangutan.

29. The world is like this. This is all hypocrisy. If it is not hypocrisy, how can it be called the world?

30. Hypocrisy can never grow in power and become true.

3 1, you are not cold on such a cold day! You are so thick-skinned.

32, hypocrisy can't create anything, because hypocrisy itself is nothing. ...

33. Yu Jin was defeated outside.

Many things in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.

35. It is difficult to draw a tiger's skin, but it is difficult to draw a tiger's bone.

36. This man has been vaguely successful.

37. The real hidden disease is smallness, while the great hidden disease is hypocrisy.

38. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

39, taste all the tastes in the world, or light and most beautiful; Depending on whether life is prosperous or dull, it can be complicated or simple. The key is what kind of mentality we use to look at it. Plain is not terrible. The terrible thing is to wear a mask, live a real life in an illusory dream, and live a simple life, right, wrong, love (ai), hate, laugh, cry, cry.

40. You said you were happy with me. You also said that all your unhappiness disappeared when you saw me. You also said you wanted to laugh when you saw my news. I wonder if I'm the only woman who gives you this feeling.

4 1, a wolf in sheep's clothing, a liar in a mask, taking off clothes is an animal, and putting on clothes is the devil wears prada!

42. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

43. Smelly garbage people spit out the source of nouns.

Many things in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.

45, you are quite suitable for taking the upper route!

46. Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to escape the accusations of others.

47. Hypocrisy can never grow in power and become true.

48. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

49. Don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother. Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.

50. You have a rich appearance like peony, a tough quality like plum blossom, a pure heart like lotus, a sweet smile like peach blossom, and the charm of Leng Yan like sunflower. I look left and right, you are a sex maniac!

5 1. Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to escape the accusations of others.

52. I wish you an early success!

53. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a little flood, and you will flood; Give you some color, and you will open a dye house.

54. Hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It never tries to get rid of thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation without blowing away the dust.

55. Don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation.

When the poor God came in quietly, the false friendship was washed away from the window.

57. Don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother. Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.

58. Aphids eat grass, rust eats iron and hypocrisy eats the soul.