Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - What did the prince with the croissant braid say?

What did the prince with the croissant braid say?

The story of the encounter and love between a ghost horse girl and a sick teenager told in Prince Claw Braids. When the prince was ten years old, Lin Gospel wrote in his diary that he met the prince. He is ill and can't read. But so beautiful. At the age of eight, the gospel discovered a shocking secret. On the other side of the river in the town, there lived a prince on an uninhabited mountain. It is said that there were cannibals and vampires there. She saw with her own eyes that there was a handsome boy in the old castle surrounded by thorns and mousetraps. Eyes as black as a crow, skin as white as snow. When we first met, the Gospel opened his eyes curiously and asked: Is it a prince? The prince looked forward with a bowl in his hand. Oh, so the prince also eats noodles. The prince turned black and said rudely, get out. -don't argue, don't touch, don't laugh. The boy hung his face and warned the girl while coughing. Lin heard the gospel from the age of eight to the age of eighteen, but he never kept it. The girl taught the prince to write, tell jokes and laugh. In the second year of high school, the girl gave the prince the distance between an old man-machine school and the deep mountain. The child quietly laid likeyou in English and gave it to him with mischief and a little selfishness. After a week, I received only one word in reply. Yes .