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The most unlucky Hugo Rong Shi in history. Why is he the most unlucky?

When Xu was a good career in ancient times, he married a princess and became a relative of the royal family and the country, which can be described as fame and fortune. But there was an unlucky Xu in history who ordered to marry the princess, but the princess was fake, and the truth became a joke.

In the second year of Jingkang, Bianjing City was broken, Song Huizong and Song Qinzong were captured, and the Northern Song Dynasty perished, which became a great shame in history. Not only the two emperors were plundered by the Jin army, but also the imperial clan ministers, harem concubines and princesses were plundered by the Jin army.

At that time, Jin Jun ordered Song to pay tribute to gold and silver. If there is not enough gold and silver, he will take his concubines, concubines and princesses as collateral.

"The original military spending of one million gold ingots and five million silver ingots must be solved in ten days. If it is not enough, you will be rewarded with 1,000 gold ingots for Emperor Ji and Princess, 500 gold ingots for Zongji, 200 gold ingots for Family Ji, 500 silver ingots for Family Wife, 200 silver ingots for Family Wife and 100 silver ingots for your daughter. "

Although Bianjing is Kyoto, most people living in it are either rich or expensive, so it should be the richest city in the Northern Song Dynasty. But in fact, after several times of siege and looting by 8 jin j, it has been ruined. So let Song take out so much gold and silver, and simply can't afford it. Finally, the princess was really taken to pay her debts.

In the end, 1 1635 women were used to mortgage the discount. These people, whether emperors or princesses, eventually became the playthings of Jin people. "* * *" says: "The captives are in Lacrimosa, and all the captives hold their daughters, indulge in wine and meat, and play orchestral music, which is endless fun."

"Ren Yanju" records that a blacksmith "bought a wife with eight gold, which is actually the daughter-in-law of the prince, the nephew of relatives and the wife of Jinshi". It is enough to see the misery of these women who were robbed to the north.

The daughter of the imperial concubine Wang and Zhu Ji ranked 20th, and was also one of the victimized women. When God was suffering in the north, a gentle and blessed queen appeared in the south. What happened?

Four years after the founding of Song Gaozong, officers and men have just completed a wave of anti-bandits operations. Among the robbers' wives, a woman who claimed to be Zhou Difudge was arrested. The captured woman is a princess of a certain country, which is unusual. The officers and men sent people to the palace overnight.

After listening to the report, Song Gaozong remembered that Song Huizong had a daughter named "Zhou Difu Ji". But after so many years, I can't remember my face long ago, so I invited the old maid-in-waiting to have a look.

The old maid-in-waiting was puzzled to see that this woman really looked like the Queen Dojo, but these big feet were not like the princess's slim feet. The woman explained, "The Golden Man told me to expel the cattle and sheep. I took the opportunity to escape and rushed to Wan Li to return home. Can my feet be the same as before? "

"He Lu" records: "I am so blessed that I doubt it. Yue' Jin people drive, will go to Wan Li, so it's different. I can't stand the cold on high. " "

Coupled with a woman's real name, she believed it and named it princess royal, a blessed country. She chose Yongzhou Fangshigao as her son-in-law and gave her a dowry of 18,000 yuan. Since then, I have been pampered and rewarded 479,000.

Later, Shao Xing made peace, and Song Gaozong's biological mother, Wei Xianfei, was released. After learning this, Wei Xianfei was shocked: "Roufu has long died of illness."

Song Gaozong was furious and immediately ordered the girl to be arrested and handed over to Dali Temple for interrogation. This woman is real, formerly known as Jingshan, Bianjing trainer. When the city was broken, it was looted by the 8 Jin Army because of its unattractive appearance. During the period, he had a strong relationship with Zhang Xier, the maid of Zhou Fu Emperor Ji.

Zhang Xier told her many secrets of the palace, and said that she looked like Ji Di of Zhou Fu. The speaker had no intention of the listener, and Jingshan kept all this in mind. Later, he unexpectedly escaped back to China and became the robber's wife and concubine. Captured by officers and men, he invented this method to save his life.

After the truth came out, Jingshan was sentenced to decapitation. The height of the Xu family, because he married a fake princess, was abolished as a captain of the Xu family and became a joke for everyone after dinner.

At that time, everyone laughed and satirized Ma, saying, "It has always been a captain, just like when Maitreya was born; This goes to the world and goes to the Tathagata to eat porridge. "

Being a Xu may not fly to the sky. What is more tragic is that Gao, who was ordered to marry the princess, married a fake. ?