The best joke in history

1. Dayu managed water for three times, but before he entered the house, his wife sang at home every day, missing him, Dayu in those years and his love in those years.

2. A buddy gets married and gives a red envelope. My buddy said politely that I don't need to say: that won't work, once a year, you must bring it.

The nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, so she went over and whispered to him, sweetheart. The patient smiled and said, little baby.

4. Panda meets kangaroo who comes out of the supermarket angrily and asks, What's the matter? Angry like this. The kangaroo gasped and said, they won't let me in. I have to save the bag first.

5. It is said that IQ will get lower in front of the person you like. Can't I fall in love with the math teacher?

6. Teacher, as the monitor, you saw someone playing chess in the self-study class. Why didn't you stop it? Monitor, because chess is not a real gentleman.

7. Bajie went to learn from the teacher and didn't lose weight after eating so much vegetarian food. It can be seen that vegetarianism can't lose weight.

8. A fool wanted to trade an apple for my ZTE phone, and I immediately agreed. Then, I gave him my mobile phone, and he took out a round and big red Fuji from his bag and gave it to me.

9. When I got home, I saw my eldest son beating my youngest son. I stopped shouting, grabbed my eldest son by the ear and asked, why did you hit your brother? The eldest son said unconvinced, I'll help you practice the trumpet.

10. Actually, I like math very much. It has no circuitous language, English grammar, historical and political complexity and information, but it just can't, can't, can't.