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Many people's funny cross talk scripts.

A: Everyone has hobbies.

B: Yes.

A: People who like listening to music, reading books and playing games all have a good and elegant hobby.

B: What?

He likes kicking shuttlecock.

B: That's right.

A: kicking shuttlecock is good.

Really?

A: Promote blood circulation. Regular blood circulation is good for your health.

B: Is it so useful?

A: It can cure diseases, especially promote blood circulation in the lower body, which is very helpful for the treatment of hemorrhoids.

B: Huh?

Do you feel better these two days?

B: What? Don't!

A: Of course, there are also pure entertainment.

B: That's right.

A: Of course he isn't.

Have you finished your meal?

A: Just kidding, narrow-minded. Look, I'm not angry at all.

Nonsense, not you.

A: I'm not angry with me. We have learned, and we can't compare with you.

Really?

A: Of course, I have learned everything. I know everything about astronomy and geography.

B: Then the university asked that! Then why can't the exam results go up? :

A: I can't say.

Did you turn on the kettle?

A: Anyway, he is knowledgeable, knowledgeable and experienced. He is a noble person, a pure person, and a person who is out of low taste.

B: You blew up all the cows in the sky.

A: Nonsense, that's the love signal of Cowherd and Weaver Girl.

B: You are poor. Don't say I bully you. Today, you recite a text, which shows that you have a little culture. I'll send you the primary school diploma.

Yes, I do. Which article did you say to recite?

B: "Into the Wine", I studied in senior three.

Have you learned?

B: You don't know?

A: No one sued me? There is no document spirit or anything. ...

B: Shall I send you a document? The central government is too liberal.

A: Do you want wine? Will enter the wine ... um ... Li Bai! Right? Right?

Boy, it took you so long to find the author.

A: It's easy to have an author ... Li Bai ... Li Bai ... Li Bai is going by boat!

B: (sneering) Ah.