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How to write the composition of Chang 'an San Wan Li

Chang 'an San Wan Li's composition can be written like this:

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Finally, I finished Chang 'an Three Wan Li, which was not bad. I didn't say "good" because the movie was too long, nearly three hours. It is estimated that few people have the courage to brush it twice.

I was tired and sleepy when I saw the second hour. I don't have red bull to replenish energy, and I don't have the pulse of "being myself". I have to get up and go to the bathroom. Have a rest after class. If you re-edit it, it will be perfect to cut out a version of 100 minutes. It doesn't matter if there are fewer characters and fewer Tang poems. After all, this is not a Chinese poetry conference.

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In the first half of the film, Li Bai is the protagonist, and Li Bai takes the route of talent idol.

But look at me, I want to say: this Li Bai is a little noisy and annoying. He is nothing but a poet. However, it can also be changed to a positive energy point of view: nothing can be done, and writing poetry is the first.

Poetry is a bowl of rice that God gave him. If small videos were popular at that time, Li Bai's talent would be blind. No wonder some people say that poets live in history and are idols; Living next door is a joke. Audiences who get up in the middle of the night to scold the bar downstairs will even disagree.

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The protagonist in the second half is Gao Shi. Gao Shi takes the route of being a late bloomer and accumulating wealth. The story of the iron pestle grinding into a needle is more suitable for Gao Shi. Throughout his life, he kept frowning and honing himself until the last battle. Gao Shi led the troops to crusade against Tubo and turned defeat into victory, which was a bit of a Hollywood blockbuster. The style of the so-called "Hollywood blockbuster" is wonderful, beautiful and nonsense.

Even shoigu, who threatened to beat Ukrainians for an hour and a half, was blown into such an embarrassing situation. Gao Shi was the only poet in the Tang Dynasty who was named Hou for his meritorious military service. But looking closely at history, he didn't do much, but gained power in the chaos through the "An Shi Rebellion". Gao Shi's real dream in his life is to enter the "system". In fact, he is also more suitable to mix in the system, and his political consciousness is much higher than that of Li Bai, especially at the critical moment.

In a sense, Gao Shi is Li Bai who realized what he thought in the secular world.