Twelve entertaining joke stories

Twelve entertainment joke stories

1. Xiaoxin: Do you know what are the common characteristics of Nezha, Sun Wukong and Calabash Baby? Xiaoming: I don’t know. Are they all mythical characters? Xiaoxin: No, they all wear short skirts!

2. Ah-Dai went to the market to buy vegetables and asked: I want to buy some vegetables for the evening. Wife eats it, your vegetables haven’t been sprayed with pesticides. The vegetable seller rolled his eyes at him and said: No, please go home and do this yourself!

3. A certain beauty was watching a dating show on a certain TV station and suddenly asked her boyfriend: Why do you have to be so certain? Are there 24 female guests? My boyfriend pondered for a long time and answered: What is 38?

4. A certain company hired a Japanese, and on the first day he went to work, he told his subordinates: I am an overtime maniac. I hope everyone will cooperate with me. Half a month later, the man resigned and left a message: It's inhumane for you to work overtime like this!

5. Xiaoqiang: Xiaoming borrowed 500 yuan from me two months ago and said he would pay it back in a few days. But it hasn’t been given to me yet, how can I get it back without losing face? Xiaoxin: It’s simple, don’t slap me in the face!

6. In a university cafeteria, Xiao Ming asked the chef: “Master,” Why are today's buns not as delicious as yesterday's? The chef replied: "It's impossible, right? Is this yesterday's buns?"

7. Dumb entered the teacher's office. ?Hello, Teacher Zhao, Hello, Teacher Li? Why don’t you call me? Teacher, I don’t know your last name? Let me remind you, Koutian? Oh? Hello, Teacher Tun?

8. Teacher: Xiaoqiang, you spoke again and were punished to stand outside the classroom! Xiao Ming: Teacher, can I go with him? Teacher: You didn’t speak again, why should you be punished? Xiao Ming: He hasn’t finished telling the joke yet?

9. Xiaomei fell in love with a boy from the next class. Xiaohua was surprised: Didn’t you say that boys are like the food in the school cafeteria and have no taste at all? Xiaomei: Yes, but? But? It will still happen if you go late. No!

10. Teacher: How about we answer the questions by name. Student: Not good. So the teacher asked the girl: Is it okay to ask boys? Okay? Asked the boy again: "Ask the girl if she is okay?" Teacher: Don’t we all agree?

11. The police caught a thief and found a large number of fashion magazines in his home. The policeman was puzzled: Do you want to do clothing business? The thief scratched his head: I just wanted to see where the pockets of the new clothes are so that they can start easily.

12. Dumb asked his girlfriend what she would do if he cheated on her. His girlfriend said that she would turn a blind eye. Dumb was about to thank his girlfriend for her tolerance, when her girlfriend quietly continued: Aim at you and beat you to death! ;