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1. There is a girl from the countryside in the class. She is a super genius. Because of her excellent grades, she was allowed to walk to a famous university in Taipei after graduating from high school. Girls in the countryside are pure and simple, which is not as fashionable and popular as girls in Taipei, so she is often the laughing stock of her classmates. More than a year has passed, and she has become a girl who loves to dress up. She has a good face, and her dress is even more attractive, which has become the target of many boys. And she also made a senior of a noble family, and they fell in love.

Because they love each other deeply, they finally have a further relationship and the girl is pregnant. Because of the influence of rural traditional ideas, girls think they will stay with him for life. But the honest young seniors don't think so. They abandoned the girl and gave him some money to have an abortion on the pretext that their parents didn't accept it.

The girl returned to her hometown in the country in disappointment. Her parents felt it was a great shame, so they kicked her out and broke up with her. Poor girl, sad, secretly took a brush that abandoned her senior, put it in her coat pocket and committed suicide by jumping off a building.

Her body was soon found, and many people gathered around when the police conducted an autopsy at the scene. One of them is to abandon his senior. A Taoist priest at the scene noticed a brush on the chest of the girl's body. The Taoist priest seemed to understand, and asked uncertainly whether there was a young man and a girl at the scene. As expected, this person is the senior who abandoned his daughter at that time. The senior told her how he treated her, and the Taoist said to him, "You are finished, absolutely finished." He nervously asked what it meant and why he said it would be' finished'. The Taoist replied, "This woman became a ghost after her death. She may not be able to hear or see clearly. The reason why she wants to brush your hair is because she can find you by the smell of you after she dies. She has too much resentment! So I want to get revenge on you. " The man was very nervous and asked if there was any way to avoid it.

The Taoist priest said to him, "There are ways, but they cannot be completely avoided." The Taoist priest guessed that the female ghost would come to him one day, so on that day, he was covered in spells and was told to hide under the bed at home and put one of his clothes on the bed. Tell him Qian Qian can never open his eyes. "You must never open your eyes, no matter what happens, because the death of that woman is so sad. Open your eyes, even if you are not killed, you will be scared to death. "

In order to save his life, he listened to the Taoist priest. On the day when the ghost came, he hid under the bed all day and dared not come out. Night will come soon. Not long after, the church clock struck twelve, and he heard a "squeak …" and the door was opened. Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch. Touch ... Hearing this sound, he immediately thought of the Taoist saying' Never open your eyes'. He closed his eyes, covered his ears and prayed for the dawn.

The female ghost, like a zombie, groped around ... jumping up the stairs ... touching ... getting closer and closer ... squeaking ... The door opened and touched ... "I can't find it ..." The female ghost gave a harsh cry and scared him. Touch … "I can't find it …" The man thought: You can't find it, let's go! .

The female ghost walked around the room, saying "I can't find it", while the male prayed and recited Amitabha. Suddenly ... "Found ..." is a fierce and rude voice. "What? How could you possibly find me? I'm finished! I'm finished! " He's scared! But because of curiosity and doubt, he opened his eyes a little ... ah ...

The next morning, the police found the body in his house, pale, with his eyes and mouth wide open, which shocked people. The body looks as if it had been greatly frightened. Afterwards, the Taoist priest was puzzled. Why was he found hiding under the bed? So it's like a policeman asking how that woman died. It turned out that when she committed suicide, she fell headfirst and died. The Taoist suddenly realized that the female ghost jumped down with her head to find the boy, but only backwards, so the man hid under the bed and was easy to be found.

2. A story I heard.

Zhangjiajie is a famous scenic spot. The mountain road here is very steep. A self-employed man who runs transportation finished a batch of goods on the mountain and drove his strong wind to his home below. It was already dark when his car drove halfway. At a sharp turn, he was stopped by a group of people. "Probably tourists who come back late!" He thought, so he generously let those people into the trunk. When he got on the bus, he found that those people were fat, paunchy and poor. There are about twelve people. Those people didn't talk all the way.

Finally, in the village where he lives, at the gate of a pig farmer, a group of people got off the bus. However, the following scene surprised the self-employed, who entered through the door!

The next day, the self-employed went to visit his family. He tactfully asked the host if there were any guests the night before. The master said, "There are no guests, but his sow gave birth to twelve cubs!" " "

Later, he read the newspaper, a group tour of an institution, the car overturned, and 12 people were all killed.

3. It is said that there is a school where a seat in a classroom has been vacant for a long time; Even tables and chairs are not provided.

Some people say that there were students who died strangely, so rumors about ghosts are endless.

There is a stranger rumor that has spread more widely in recent years. Some people think that this seat is the "devil's seat", because this seat is the sixth seat in the sixth row of the sixth classroom on the sixth floor of the school, and it is the number of the great devil.

The whole school calls this seat "the devil's seat". Every teacher who is the head teacher of this class avoids setting a seat in this position in order to feel at ease.

There is a story about the "devil's seat" above.

Section 1-Ignorance of teachers is the bane

Mr. Lin is a middle school student. What's the matter with you? I'm willing to reduce it to five capsules. Cattle? International tour? Hey? speak

One day, when Mr. Lin was passing a corridor, he happened to meet President Guo with a sad face and went forward to find out.

"Good morning, President Guo." Sir Lin went to meet President Guo.

"Ah, in the morning." At this time, President Guo discovered the existence of Sir Lin like a rude awakening, slightly shaken and startled.

"The headmaster, what's the problem? Master Lin was very concerned when he saw the headmaster unhappy. The headmaster sighed and nodded by default.

"It's about Class Six B .." The headmaster said helplessly.

The classroom of Class Six B is the source of the "devil's seat" which is full of rumors, and everyone in the school turns pale at the smell. When Sir Lin heard the headmaster's words, he gave an answer.

"Isn't that Miss sMa's class as the head teacher? Why don't you discuss it with her? " Sir Lin asked strangely.

"She resigned from me this morning. The headmaster took out an envelope from the dark bag of his suit and said, "She said she couldn't stand teaching in fear every day. After many days of consideration, she finally decided to leave. Hey, I contacted many teachers later, and no one dared to replace MissMa. " He sighed in chagrin.

Mr. Lin's attitude towards the young lady is both ridiculous and pathetic, because he resolutely resigned for an untrue rumor.

"Principal, if you think my teaching experience is not shallow, I would like to be the head teacher of Class 6 B." Mr. Lin was moved for a moment and made a request automatically.

"That ..." The headmaster is still hesitating.

"Don't worry, the teacher's duty is to cultivate talents. No matter how difficult it is, I will try my best to teach any student well. " Sir Lin bit his lip and said confidently.

After hearing this, the headmaster was greatly relieved, patted Sir Lin's arm and gave him an encouraging smile.

In his spare time, Mr. Lin goes to the classroom of Class 6 B, where he will teach. Due to MissMa's sudden resignation, in order to avoid unnecessary rumors, the school decided to suspend class six B for one day. Therefore, even during class hours, there is no one in the classroom.

Mr. Lin walked into the classroom and lingered in the space between the teacher's desk and the blackboard for a while. Later, he found that a student's seat was empty. He thought, is this the "devil's seat" that spread throughout the school like thunder?

He looked at the empty seats and wondered why a school should be so superstitious and deliberately afraid of things for such an unfounded rumor. When it's all wet! His heart is full of bad taste.

Just as he was about to complain, he saw the janitor Bo Huang passing through the corridor, so he took the initiative to contact him.

"Bo Huang." Sir Lin suddenly came out of the classroom to intercept Bo Huang.

"Hello, Sir Lin." Huang Bo was a little startled at first, and then smiled and replied to Lin Sirr.

"Why is there a seat missing in this classroom?" Sir Lin pointed to the vacant position. Bo Huang looked at the classroom and then nodded reluctantly.

"Master Lin, haven't you heard?" Bo Huang near Sir Lin, "that's the devil's seat! I heard that several students have sat in this position, and they are unlucky in a few days. Since then, the school has decided not to set up seats in this position. " He whispered in Sir Lin's ear.

"Is there any real evidence or relevant documents to confirm this?" Sir Lin asked Bo Huang.

"That's not true." Bo Huang shrugged and said.

"ridiculous! It's 2 1 century now. How can a school be so arrogant and misleading? School is a place where students learn knowledge, how can it become a stream of chasing ghosts and exorcising them? How ridiculous it is to be heard by outsiders! " Sir Lin was furious and denounced it.

Bo Huang bowed his head and said nothing when he was scolded.

"Add me a seat in that place." Sir Lin pointed to that position with a straight face and said.

"That ..." Bo Huang a full face of hesitation.

"So are you going or not?" Before Bo Huang finished, Sir Lin asked with emphasis.

"All right," Bo Huang waved to calm Sir Lin's anger. "Add whatever you want, but you can add it yourself." He walked away from Sir Lin while muttering.

Sir Lin snorted, looked at Bo Huang's slightly shrinking back and shook his head contemptuously.

Part 2-The devil pesters students in class

The next day, Class Six B resumed classes.

"Hello, classmates. My name is Lin. It turns out that your monitor MissMa suddenly resigned because of an important event at home. I'm here to replace her, and I'll be your monitor from now on. Sir Lin introduced himself to the students.

After listening to Mr. Lin's words, the students reacted calmly and didn't seem surprised by the teacher's resignation.

Sir Lin can't help but be surprised at the students' surprisingly dull mood. However, when he saw that the extra seats were still empty, he frowned casually and felt a little annoyed.

"Why don't the students at the back sit earlier? This will make it easier to attend classes. " Sir Lin said to Chen Weiming sitting behind the "devil's seat".

"Sir Lin, that seat is unlucky. It is said that unfortunate things will happen to every student sitting in this seat. I-I dare not sit there. " Chen Weiming stammered explanation.

"rumors? So it is an unconfirmed rumor? " Sir Lin's tone was suspicious, and all the students were suddenly silent.

"You are already a sixth form student. Why do you follow others like a child who is not sensible? Have you been studying hard for so many years just a bunch of Machamp gods? You are the pillars of the future society, and your thoughts must be rational and scientific, so as to give full play to your strengths and make contributions to society, you know? He was furious and kept blaming the students with a heavy tone.

Even if the words were harsh, the students did not dare to act rashly, and the classroom was suddenly silent.

"If a classmate is willing to give it a try, it is a person with courage. Sir Lin turned soft and pointed to the "devil's seat" to stimulate the students' desire to win. It really worked, when Sir Lin said it, someone volunteered.

"Let me sit down, Master Lin." Huang Xiaoling snap stood up and offered a request.

Huang Xiaoling is an active student in her class. She dares to be famous. She has always been curious about this "devil's seat". Sparrows want to try, but because everyone in the school is extremely taboo about this rumor, they have been afraid to mention it to others. Now, under the great opportunity given by Sir Lin, I want to show myself by the way.

Sir Lin pointed to "the devil's seat" and expressed his approval to change seats. So she picked up her schoolbag and sat down on the "devil's seat" without saying anything.

Just sit in the seat, Huang Xiaoling ear suddenly broke into a horrible laughter, because laughter is so creepy, such as directly into people's hearts, so even if surely not afraid, she is not afraid of her own mind, almost shuddering, but she clenched her fist to suppress her fears and not let others find her timidity.

However, a minute later, Huang Xiaoling, who had been sitting up, was suddenly surprised. The vibration was so severe that the tables and chairs jingled, even the students sitting on both sides felt the vibration and noticed Sir Lin who was giving a lecture.

"What's the matter with you?" He Meiting, sitting in front of Huang Xiaoling, turned to ask her: Huang Xiaoling bowed his head and didn't respond. Her long hair hangs in front of her, so that he can't see her face clearly in Mei Ting.

She didn't answer He Meiting's question. She just kept humming, and the song was even deeper than her original voice.

At the same time, the lights in the classroom suddenly flashed, and all the windows suddenly closed quickly together, making a loud noise. Huang Xiaoling's hair was messed up when the evil wind blew.

"wow! Devil! " Has been looking at any positive saw her facial changes, how to see her eyes emit strange red light, I was terrified, voice shouted:

"The devil! The devil killed someone! " With He's tragic cry and the violent evil wind that has blown many students' desks from one side to the other, the students were immediately infected by the devil's fear, and they were scared out of their wits.

Section 3-Principal, the devil decides good and evil.

Some students left their seats and ran away, while others rushed out of the classroom like a swarm.

"Students calm down, calm down! Although teacher Lin kept calm tightly, she couldn't stop the students' fears and ran out of the classroom.

It was not until the last classmate escaped that the door of the classroom suddenly slammed shut, and at the same time the indoor evil wind became more violent, making Sir Lin unable to move. The lamps burst one after another, and the room became dark.

Huang Xiaoling's hair was blown back, his face became ferocious and terrible, and his body was glowing with a faint green light. She jumped on the table in the devil's seat and stood up. She grinned at Sir Lin. The laughter was so loud that people were paralyzed.

Sir Lin was frightened and looked at the terrible objects flying around as if he were in hell.

"Ha ... I hate that Edith has finally come back to life!" "Huang Xiaoling" rushed into the sky with laughter, and his body trembled with laughter.

Deadly Edith? Is it really the devil? Sir Lin is incredible. For him who can't even speak, he can only open his mouth to face his fear.

"To thank you for releasing me," "She" raised her mouth and smiled at Yin Sen, "You should be my first victim! Then she jumped quickly, jumped in front of him, grabbed his throat in the air and stood on the teacher's desk. She can lift him into the air almost a head taller than her with one hand, making it easier to laugh wildly.

Seeing himself divorced from reality, he almost had a nervous breakdown. In the shadow of death, he had to try to get rid of her hand with both hands. However, with the power of the devil, how can you compete with an unarmed ordinary person?

Just as he was dying, her hand was suddenly hit by a force. After she gave a strange cry, she quickly gave up and stepped back so that he could walk out of the gate of hell.

"Uber! Don't let it go! " The bearer is President Guo. He rushed to the scene immediately after hearing the screams of the students in Class Six B. Fortunately, he practiced the magic of catching ghosts, thus temporarily repelling Huang Xiaoling who was possessed by the devil.

"Master Lin, are you all right?" The headmaster turned to ask Sir Lin, staring at her standing on the table, changed.

Lin Sir, almost stunned by the "fatal disease", stared blankly at the scene before him and unconsciously revealed a strange name that "she" had just given.

"The devil died evil Edith? Good thing it's not Satan. The headmaster breathed a sigh of relief, but he couldn't help relaxing his environment.

Just then, with a wave of her right hand, a chair flew to Master Lin, who left the headmaster and tried to make a dash for the door. He was terrified out of his wits, only knowing that he stood waiting for the fate of being hit by a chair. Fortunately, the headmaster responded in time and pushed the flying chair to the wall next to him. The big impact made the room make a lot of noise.

The headmaster then quickly drew an invisible spell in the air and shot at her. I didn't expect him to be so good at his looks. Before she could react, she cast a spell so hard that the whole class could not move, but the evil wind was still blowing.

"Master Lin, don't stay any longer, or you will lose your life!" While approaching Mr. Lin, the headmaster temporarily stopped Des's action.

Life is at stake? This sentence is when Sir Lin wakes up. He shook his head hard, trying to calm himself down. Yes, he must turn defense into attack, or he will die. "Principal, what should I do?" Sir Lin grabbed the headmaster's arm and asked.

The headmaster felt that Sir Lin's hand was calm and relieved.

"I secretly set a seal under that damn seat. Later, when I was fighting with Des, when it didn't matter, you ran to that seat as fast as you could and lifted the floor under the chair. Remember to move quickly, okay? The headmaster whispered in Mr. Lin's ear that he had been paying attention to her actions.

When Mr. Lin responded to the headmaster, the indoor evil wind suddenly became violent, and sundries fell at will. It turns out that "she" has broken the seal of the principal and restored her activity ability.

"Kill you two dogs!" Her eyes were as red as blood, and her face was more ferocious. She shouted at them with a voice from hell, and then came at an extraordinary speed.

"Go!" The headmaster threw his hands at "her" and gave Mr. Lin an action order.

The war between good and evil is imminent. From the beginning, "she" was locked in a fight with the headmaster. Both sides must concentrate on fighting. At the first sign of trouble, the other party will take advantage of it, which may lead to a fiasco and the situation will be deadlocked for some time.

Taking advantage of this great opportunity, Mr. Lin flew to the "devil's seat" in three steps and two steps, then removed the chair, and then uncovered the floor that was looser than other floors. Suddenly, a strong golden light shone upward.

At this time, "she" has gradually gained the upper hand, and the principal quits. Guang Jin and "she" are similar in essence. "She" immediately felt threatened and oppressed, so she gathered evil forces and lashed out at the headmaster. Can the exhausted headmaster resist the blow? After being hit hard by neng neng, he was also shaken to the wall, so that his throat was sweet and he vomited blood and suffered internal injuries.

"Shoot you first! Seeing that the headmaster was going to die, she shifted her target and prepared to kill Sir Lin, who had no resistance.

Fortunately, the headmaster is still awake. When she turned around, he used up the rest of his strength and punched a lock seal at her from behind. "She" didn't expect him to have such strength. He took the right step and was blocked. "Quick ... grab her ... let her sit on the seal ..." The headmaster struggled to say to Sir Lin, then vomited one mouthful blood and fainted on the ground.

Mr. Lin, who was already sweating profusely, immediately moved the chair back to its original position and then jumped on her. He put his hands around her waist, and then pressed her on the chair with all his strength to make her sit down. At that time, the whole classroom was like a violent earthquake, which made Mr. Lin bounce off several feet. Only by grasping the tables and chairs can he not fall.

A terrible scream seemed to emanate from Huang Xiaoling's body, vaguely mixed with "I will definitely come back". Sir Lin looked at her change and saw a miserable green halo shooting from her head to India. After the halo, she spread out on the chair like a kite.

The evil wind immediately stopped, flying debris fell to the ground, and everything was calm. Master Lin, who survived, took a while to dare to start work. His breathing is still short, which shows how terrible and fearful he just experienced.

"Huang Xiaoling, Huang Xiaoling." Sir Lin shouted as he walked. But until he came to her, she still didn't respond.

"Huang Xiaoling, what's the matter with you?" He patted her on the shoulder and said.

After a while, she slowly opened her eyes and moved.

He should have breathed a sigh of relief and then went to see the injured headmaster, but her behavior made him pay attention.

"Ha ha ....." Her eyes are empty, only know that show such a childish smile.

"Huang Xiaoling, what's the matter with you? Can you tell me what it is? " He asked anxiously, shaking her shoulder.

However, no matter how he pushed and pulled, she just giggled. It seems that things are out of control.

The headmaster and Mr. Lin were sent to the hospital for treatment respectively, and the confession taken by Mr. Lin to the police was all divorced from reality, which happened again. Later, the police seemed to regard this case as an incident in which a mentally ill person injured someone, and then dropped it.

After this incident, Mr. Lin, who has always been indifferent to ghosts and gods, completely changed his mind. The headmaster suffered a little bump on the chest, and after a month's rest, he recovered and was discharged from the hospital, so he can continue to work.

However, the doctor said that Huang Xiaoling suffered irreparable brain damage, and her intelligence is now like a one-year-old child, which will never recover and needs long-term care. His family was heartbroken after hearing the news.

Seeing Huang Xiaoling's family so sad, even though they knew it was an accident, Sir Lin still felt very sorry for the loss of a young girl's life, which left an indelible shadow in her life.

Afterwards, Mr. Lin resigned from the school and then disappeared. Some people say that he changed his name and surname and devoted himself to helping mentally retarded social workers. The school later closed the classroom permanently and changed Class 6 B into a floating class.

Therefore, if someone encounters a similar empty seat, please don't try to sit down out of curiosity, or you will be at your own risk.