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Where is the vertical line the most popular now? What songs are there?

"Vertical Line" Super Band Orchestra [Editor's Paragraph] Introduction The new band "Vertical Line" was formally established on July 25th, 28, and formally became an army in September, 28, and immediately jumped to the position of "Tiantuan" in the first line of Chinese. Because its members are: Tayu Lo, Jonathan Lee, Emil Wakin Chau and Zhang Zhenyue. Four people can usually make a table of mahjong. Together, these four people are 19 years old, with 86 years of debut experience, more than 6 songs and 7 albums. Four people said that "there is no headman's organization". As for the music style, Jonathan Lee, the eldest brother, said that at present, it is mainly light rock, and because the members' creative styles are different, it is possible to blend into folk songs, villages and even aboriginal music. The four people are eager to win the Golden Melody Award next year. Jonathan Lee said, "Everyone signs up for the best newcomer separately and signs up for the best orchestra together!" As for the imaginary enemy, Jonathan Lee replied: "Of course, we must aim at Mayday and Sodagreen first." The four also made a promise that they would tour. 1. Who called for the launch of this plan? San Mao (Chung-Tan Duann), the owner of Rolling Stone Records. One day after the end of this year, it happened that two old friends, Tayu Lo and Jonathan Lee, were both in Taiwan Province, and the three Cancers made an appointment to catch up for dinner. The three of them were already very fond of gossip, and after drinking twelve bottles of red wine, they pulled out the major case of this century. Woke up the next day, I didn't expect three people to remember this incident. San Mao made an appointment with Emil Wakin Chau while the iron was hot, and this time he spent two bottles of red wine (Hua Jian lost money, and he brought two bottles of red wine himself). As for Zhang Zhenyue, she didn't drink a glass of wine, but after a phone call with him, San Mao was OK. Second, why is the group called "vertical line"? To be honest, it's only the credit of the other five bottles of red wine. This question may be clearer about alcohol. After the members were confirmed, everyone finally got together in the big suite of Sheraton Taipei Hotel to plot an uprising for the first time and talk about the past. Anyway, everyone has been on the railway train in Taiwan Province, and even Emil Wakin Chau, who was born in Hong Kong, has been on the notice before. It's the only name that we have experience in intersection, and we just finished drinking the wine we brought. That's settled. Later, according to GEORGE (Huang Jingbo, agent of Zhang Zhenyue), who was sober at the scene that day, [the vertical line] also has the meanings of "Everyone has been on countless platforms of love in his life", "Running through the prosperity of Chinese music", "A group of people are pursuing together endlessly" and "Creation is an endless railroad track", but GEORGE's Chinese is not very good. Just listen to it. As for the English group name? It's not called [SUPER BAND]. What should it be called? ! Third, the signing fee should be astronomical, right? What is the world? What's the signing bonus for newcomers? What's more, it is the most difficult group to raise? Just ordering lunch is four times more than a newcomer. On the contrary, some people suffer first. At present, it is known that Emil Wakin Chau has already lost nearly NT$ 12,, in Shang Yan and endorsement income in order to cooperate with other members. The disaster continues to expand, and the damage of other members is still being counted ... However, it has been confirmed that this will be the highest total investment in Chinese albums this year, with four recording studios for four people, and finally a large recording studio for practicing JAM songs. Fourth, what kind of music style will it be? Not cuter than Stickmen, not more handsome than Fahrenheit, not more tearful than star gang, but a shooter+a black hand+a magic hand+a free rider, in this era of beautiful boys, at least it is guaranteed that a song of ironman, which has been extinct for too long in Chinese music, will be the highest work of male pheromones! 5. ~ ~ The greatness that happened in the past is meaningless, and the unknown that is about to happen is the funniest. Will it be like the controversy before the opening of Taiwan's high-speed rail? Or will you conquer nature like beijing-shanghai railway people? On the same vertical line, the dotted line is about to be realized. Let's just remember that this new band is super difficult to play. Let's pray together: today will not become a farewell press conference of SUPER BAND. Because, we really want to go to the first concert held by a new music group that released its first album. SUPER BAND, I'll see you on the vertical line! We'll see … [Edit this paragraph] Activity Documentary 1. On December 17th, 28, the single "The Desperado" was released. 2. On January 26th, 29, on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Gala, for the first time, in the form of "Vertical superband", four classic old songs including True Hero, Kiss My Baby, Childhood and Experience of the First Love were performed for the national audience for seven minutes, and the band's single "Desperado" (in order to suit the Spring Festival Gala, Third, March 7, 29 Taipei Concert Time: 19:3 Venue: Taipei Dome Ticket Price: 4,5 yuan 3,6 yuan 3, yuan 2,5 yuan 1,8 yuan 1,5 yuan 8 yuan Ticket details:. tw/dm.asp? P1=9351 IV. Concert in Hong Kong on March 28-29, 29. Time: 2:15 Venue: Hung Hom Gymnasium, Hong Kong Ticket Price: HKD 58 yuan 48 yuan 28 yuan 18 yuan On January 21, Hong Kong City Computerized Ticketing Network was put on sale. hk/internet/action/index.do V. Beijing Concert on April 18, 29: The band "Vertical Line (Listening to Songs)" will hold their first concert tour in the Mainland at the Workers Stadium on April 18. When the "Vertical Line" was established, it meant that the band was only established for one year, and it was dissolved after releasing a record and doing a tour, so this will be the premiere of the "Vertical Line" and also a "swan song". Together, Tayu Lo, Jonathan Lee, Emil Wakin Chau and Zhang Zhenyue have released nearly 7 solo albums, published nearly 6 creations and sold out over 35 solo concerts. The organizer Zhongyan Culture and Entertainment Company said that the "Vertical Line" Beijing Concert is not a platter concert in which four people, Tayu Lo, Jonathan Lee, Emil Wakin Chau and Zhang Zhenyue, take turns to perform, but a performance by four people in the form of a band. "The performance will take nearly one week, and it will give all the audience an extremely shocking visual experience." Although there is only one single released by "Vertical Line" now, there are still three months before the concert. The band members said that other new songs will be released one after another, and the concert will focus on their new songs and the classic songs of four people in the past. The most difficult music creation project in history = Jonathan Lee+Emil Wakin Chau+Zhang Zhenyue+Tayu Lo's Chinese first day group premiered in China Mainland. This is not just a concert. It is a proof of our youth, memory and love. Performance name: SUPER BAND Vertical Line Beijing Concert Performance Organizer: Beijing Zhongyan Culture and Entertainment Company, Scarecrow Comprehensive Production Co., Ltd. Performance Organizer: Beijing Beizhan Performing Arts Culture Co., Ltd., Geleshi (Beijing) Performance time of International Culture Co., Ltd.: April 18th, 29, 19: 3 pm. Venue: Beijing Workers Stadium. Ticket price: venue: 168, 128, 88, stands: 58, 38, 28, 8 (package 58x2). Organizer tickets: 852829, 68336969. Exclusive ticketing system support. China Ticketing Online Bookable Seats Ticket Website: /web/ticket/ticket_3186.htm VI. Hangzhou Concert on April 25th, 29 Time: 19:3 Venue: Huanglong Stadium, Huanglong Sports Center, Hangzhou Ticket Price: Ticket Website to be determined: VII. May 17, 29 Xi 'an Concert Time: 19:3 Venue: Shaanxi Stadium Ticket Price: RMB128 98 yuan 68 yuan 48 yuan 38 yuan 28 yuan 18 yuan VIII, May 3, 29 Chengdu Concert Time: 19:3 Venue: Chengdu Sports Center, Sichuan Province Ticket price: RMB128 98 yuan 68 yuan 48 yuan 38 yuan 28 yuan 18 yuan Jiu, June 2, 29 Chongqing Concert Time: 19: 3 Venue: Chongqing Olympic Sports Center Ticket price: RMB128 88 yuan 58 yuan 48 yuan 38 yuan 28 yuan 1 yuan (student ticket) X, June 27th, 29 Harbin Concert Date: 19: 3 Venue: Harbin Convention and Exhibition Center Stadium Tickets: infield 38 yuan 58 yuan 88 yuan Stand 1 yuan 2 yuan 3 yuan XI. July 11th, 29 Shanghai Concert Time: July 11th, 29 19: 3 pm Venue: Shanghai hongkou football stadium XII, July 25th, 29 Jinjiang Concert Time: July 25th, 29 at 19: 3 pm Venue: Jinjiang Sports Center Stadium Tickets: venue: 168, 18, 68 stands: 5, 4, 3, 2 13th, August 8, 29 Guiyang Concert Time: August 8, 29 Venue: Guiyang New Stadium Ticket Description: Outcourt: 28 yuan, 38 yuan, 48 yuan infield: 68 yuan, 88 yuan, VIP infield package: 16 (including two tickets for 88 yuan), Outfield package: 7 (including two 38 yuan tickets) = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = 14th, September 23rd, 29 Luoyang Concert Time: September 23rd, 29 Venue: Luoyang New District Stadium Ticket Description: infield stands 168, 118, 88, 58, 36, 26, 18, 12. September 26, 29 Nanjing Concert Time: September 26, 29 Venue: Nanjing Olympic Sports Center Stadium Ticket Description: infield 128, 88, 58, stands 48, 38, 18 [Edit this paragraph] Other news vertical lines Flag-waving oath concert starting tracks are extremely difficult to pick and choose, which has become the focus of music since the group was formed, and the vertical line SUPER BAND composed of four super-heavy big coffees. The four men waved ancient battle flags with great momentum, and declared that "the vertical line is a one-way train, and the tour only has one chance this year!" There are more than 6 works written by four people, and even loyal fans may not be able to pick out their favorites, let alone the tracks of the concert. Zhang Zhenyue, who is the youngest, turned into a small fan and said, "I grew up listening to their songs!" As soon as the words came out, Jonathan Lee immediately hit back: "I also heard the first experience of love before I had a new experience!" Emil Wakin Chau, the king of national songs, said that it is really difficult for us to decide, so let the fans decide! Tayu Lo did not forget to spit Huajian: "But last year, at the Golden Melody Award, we helped you sing" I am a little bird. " Is the vertical line black and white color matching reference group round? In line with the recent topic of current affairs, the host Tianxin joked about "color" and asked whether the black and white color matching of the four people was a reference to "round and round". Emil Wakin Chau, who didn't know how to answer at the moment, was even defeated by the cold joke that "the panda's greatest wish is to take color photos" and said directly, "It should be a coupon!" Now that the economy is plummeting and the storm is turning into a tsunami, isn't it afraid that the concert will be held at this time? Emil Wakin Chau once again took the coupon to open the knife: "If you are afraid, pick it on January 18!" Jonathan Lee also said: "If you buy a ticket, you can see the essence of four people. I think this ticket is a coupon, which is cost-effective!" Zhang Zhenyue, who is not too embarrassed, also said: "Anyway, we are fugitives and we are trapped!" Tayu Lo's distribution is quite accurate: "A 9, four people and four 36, just right!" Just to make money? Vertical line: there is no need to be so tired! After the announcement of the concert information, the organizers from all sides kept inviting, but the first concert was not born yet, and 2 concerts were scheduled later! Therefore, the group of four big coffees has always been suspected of "making money", and Emil Wakin Chau once again reiterated: "If everyone likes our music, isn't that the way we should go? It is our job to pay and gain, and we really don't have to be so tired! " Jonathan Lee also said: "In fact, for the sake of the vertical line, my work at hand will be put aside first, because this opportunity is really rare!" Four big names are super difficult to engage with four musicians who insist on style. How to coordinate when they work together to create? Since I joined the army in July, I have spent half a year on my first single, and all four of them have said, "I'm really tired!" But just this song "Desperado", Jonathan Lee especially appreciates Zhang Zhenyue's mastery of the rhythm of rap words, and Ayue also said that he really spent a lot of time arranging the lyrics of Big Brother and Hua Jian; When asked how to arrange the concert's appearance combination, Jonathan Lee replied with "3P, 4P": "Three people, four people, each song will have different changes!" On the track, the past works will also be presented with a new look, which really makes people wonder what kind of spark it will be. Four giants, who play an important role in the Chinese music circle, joined forces at the SUPER BAND Dome Concert on March 7th, and the ticket sales officially started at 12 noon on January 6th! The new album "Enjoy the Jinjin Beer Vertical Line Quanzhou Jinjiang Concert" will be held on July 25th, 29, which is the ninth stop of the vertical line tour in mainland China. Previously, the performances in Beijing, Harbin, Xi 'an, Chengdu and other places were full. On March 7th, the Taipei Dome was packed. On March 28th and 29th, Hung Hom in Hong Kong burst into flames. On April 18, Beijing Workers' Stadium, 3 hours of full-court chorus frequency; On June 27th, in the stadium of Harbin International Convention and Exhibition Sports Center, all the fans left, rain or shine ... They brought fans not only music, but also an impact on their hearts. Throughout the 3 years of Chinese pop music-Huajian, Xiao Li, Ayue and Dayou, everyone has their own strength. When they travel in groups together, they have a huge shock wave and arouse everyone's long-frozen enthusiasm for music. At present, there are many singers in the Chinese music scene, but few touching works. When those familiar melodies sounded, Love Song 199, Love Me Don't Go, Childhood, Flower Heart and Fear