Those who have never been in love will be older women.

Xuanbao: My Weibo accused me, what should I do to save you?

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Recently, the phone has been ringing off the hook, a bunch of strange numbers. Some asked, "Teacher Guo, do you want to fall in love with me, get married and have children if possible ..." Some said bluntly at the beginning, "Tell me about your height and weight, I like those with bigger breasts ..." Some of them said in Hebei dialect, "My family has a house and a trailer, and my family has nine pigs. ...

This is Ye Wei's practical joke. Ye Wei is a Weibo-controlled man who brushes dozens of Weibo every day, always pays attention to the trouble in Weibo, and comes to the planet of "I will die if I don't go to Weibo for a day". Recently, there was a hot event in Weibo, "Saving older young men and women with handy shooting", and Ye Wei joined in with great interest. He posted a picture of me suddenly suffering from an acute illness and losing my light, and how the sunny boy couldn't stand the pain of life. He also posted his phone number, begging netizens to help me.

As time goes by, youth gradually falls like a flower in late spring in the breeze in May, and too many memories are left behind by time. But in such a deep night, because of a glass of water, I suddenly remembered him and everything about him.

I haven't been in love for nearly 90 years. How can I be an older woman?

"Those who have never been in love are all older young women." Ye Wei said.

Ye Wei is a fashion designer, a little narcissistic, a little arrogant, a little neat and a little vain. He used four months' food expenses and a long line in the specialty store for one day and one night to get the first iPhone of our group, while Miyazaki Hayao used the gesture of "a * * *" to brush Weibo in front of people and show off his new mobile phone.

Except that mobile phone, Ye Wei is as poor as me. I am poor because the extra living expenses are spent on buying brushes and painting tools.

When I was at school, I ate instant noodles almost every day, brewed them with free boiling water in the teaching building and ran to the roof to eat them.

When Ye Wei first met me, he was unkempt, covered in paint and sitting on the roof with instant noodles. He stared at me for a long time with the expression of swallowing an egg raw, then sat down beside me silently, brushed Weibo with his iPhone and ate his instant noodles.

During the period of running a newspaper, Shao Piaoping was in awe of justice, and often offended senior officials' aides, resulting in his death. At this time, Tang Xiuhui became a staunch guardian of her husband's life safety. I ate instant noodles on the roof for a month and got acquainted with Ye Wei. His first impression of me was "Is there such a girl who doesn't pay attention to image in this era?" ! "

I hardly surf the Internet, go to Weibo, buy online, pay no attention to fashion trends, read gossip and have no girlfriend. In the eyes of the post-90s generation, I am a monster.

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Thanks to Ye Wei, a Hebei man with nine pigs came to the door and met him at the vegetable market in Beidianmen. It's a big day for Hebei men to sell pigs. He wants to invite me to dinner. It was the first time that a boy invited me to dinner. After Han Xiaoyu returned to Australia, she began to interact with Zhou on WeChat at the urging of her. But after a period of getting along, Han Xiaoyu realized that Zhou Mingming was a deep boyfriend, and sometimes a good girl with a small temper, but what she did with her was a bit too dark. So he solemnly told Zhou that she was a simple girl and told him to stop thinking and marry her home. After listening to his friend, Zhang Tianpei was very satisfied with his girlfriend's test results. He began to think about marrying Zhou and got the consent of his parents. I said yes. Ye Wei followed Weibo all the way under the pretext of protecting his reputation. He also said that as long as the photos of "saving people successfully" are uploaded, no one will get off the show. In a complicated mood, she dialed the phone that she had always kept in mind: "Anda, please tell me, is happiness really in front of you?" Will call and harass me again. To this end, he also borrowed clothes and cosmetics from my junior.

I'm wearing bohemian clothes. Poe's mother listens to me. She hesitated at first, but suddenly she became firm: "well, no, I'll say I'm too old to remember." You called home, but I didn't call you ... "Paired with shoes and a small handbag that can only hold one mobile phone, it is quite eye-catching.

Ye Wei is probably very proud. After turning me into a ghost, he hid in the crowd two meters away. "You think it's funny, don't you?" She said slowly, "However, when David is really ill, these voices at least let me know that my David is' still alive'." In the room, among a group of aunts snapping up earth eggs, I took my mobile phone to observe my every move, and clicked on a mobile phone photo anytime and anywhere to upload it to Weibo.

I made an appointment with a Hebei native at that famous fried rice noodle shop with lard. Hebei male hometown is in Dingxing, near the famous Langya Mountain. He has been working in Guangzhou for five years, killing pigs in the vegetable market and earning a little money. My dad called him the other day and told him that the nine pigs at home were sold and the money was left to his wife. So Hebei man happily asked me out and bought me pig liver, pig heart and pig large intestine. He said that according to the tradition in his hometown, women can have more children if they eat pig viscera.

"I am also a fashionista. I know that everyone uses 3G mobile phones now, and the Internet is in Weibo. I am not out of date, and I also pay attention to activities. I want to save you. "

I almost spit my mouth full of fried rice noodles in his face when I heard this.

Ye Wei is sitting at my next table. He laughed so hard that he thought it was time to end the farce. He jumped out and grabbed my shoulder and said to the man in Hebei, "Don't bother you, she has been saved by me."

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Hebei man didn't give up. Two days later, he found the school. Sitting on the bench outside the convenience store next to the school, the man in Hebei bowed his head and had something difficult to say.

Hebei man is 27 years old. He smiled: "Eat more if it tastes good." 27 years old is a great youth time in this city, but my parents in my hometown can't wait. Hebei man has a 90-year-old grandmother who has been looking forward to bringing her granddaughter home. In his grandmother's words, it is "I will die in peace and complete my merits."

I didn't have a clue, so I discussed it with Ye Wei. He said in awe that Hebei men are the ones who really need to be saved. Might as well help him once. Anyway, there are free round-trip train tickets and free meals on the road. As a trip, it costs nothing.

As a result of the discussion, Ye Wei also went with him. Ye Wei said he was afraid that I would be abducted by men in Hebei.

So we hit the road, and the train arrived at the hometown of Hebei man one day and one night later.

In the new countryside, the streets are cleaner than those in the city 100 times, and there are two-story buildings for single families. Behind the building, there are manicured orchards, vegetable gardens, clean pigsty, good mountains and good water, which is far from the impression of the countryside.

Men in Hebei are very enthusiastic. The 90-year-old grandmother looks very healthy. The whole family revolves around me, and the children also ask Ye Wei to teach them to drive Weibo. Too modern rural people, content with material things, have neither lost simplicity nor hope. The family was so happy that I cried.

I am the most backward person.

The days in my hometown in Hebei are the happiest days of my life. Later, Hebei man sent Ye Wei and me to the railway station. He said, "thank you, fruit. I know you don't like me, but thank you for all this."

On the train, Ye Wei humbly asked, "You don't like men in Hebei. Do you like me?" Ye Wei went to catch fish in the river, collect fruit in the mountains and watch sows give birth to piglets. A few days later, he got a tan.

"Can pigs climb trees?" I asked him.

"Nonsense, of course not!" Ye Wei answered, and then he suddenly realized the answer.

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On the day of returning to school from Hebei, Ye Wei lost his iPhone and was taken away as soon as he got off the train. I said that the afterglow of dusk hit the curtain wall glass of the office obliquely and lazily, shielding the dazzling warm light and reflecting a meager pale yellow halo. She can clearly see the dust rolling up and down in the indoor air, although the room looks spotless. Work is an endless bag. She temporarily tied a summary in this bag for tomorrow. Lending him his mobile phone, he even said, "You know Qiao Yajun. Yu Xiaomei has never been in contact with any opposite sex except herself and has no sexual experience. Perhaps it was this relationship that inspired her to gain some potential from her new partner. Maybe, biologically, this is understandable, but he can't stand his wife's infidelity. What's more, because of this scandal, it is difficult for him to gain a foothold in the unit. 20 12 On July 3rd, Qiao Yajun filed for separation. He said to Xiaomei, "Let's calm down for a while ..." The mobile phone has been broken for three years, so we can't get online and laugh at them. "

"Then do it yourself." I was angry with Ye Wei for the first time.

Vanity and cheapskate, we broke up in discord.

Ye Wei lost his mobile phone and didn't contact me again. I'm not going to find him.

A few days later, Ye Wei went to Shenzhen to participate in the fashion design competition and won the prize. The group is going to celebrate outside the school. The senior sent a text message inviting me to go with him.

I still want to see Ye Wei. I think it's enough for two people to be awkward. I don't want to lose this friend. I am very happy to be friends with Ye Wei. He always tells me every word of jokes and anecdotes he saw in Weibo.

I cleaned up my mood and wanted to get back together with Ye Wei. As soon as I entered the box, I heard someone ask Ye Wei, "Don't you like that strange girl Li Guo very much?" Local girls in the art department are often covered in paint and their clothes can't be washed clean ... "

Ye Wei is about to jump up. He used me to tell him that the college entrance examination is approaching. We are all immersed in the final tense review stage. We go home late every day. Although we are only one row away from his house, we never go together. We had two evening lessons that day, but the blue sky didn't come. I am very happy. These two courses are very important. They are all about the questions summarized in previous college entrance examinations and related precautions. We applied to the same university. I like her? That pig can climb trees! "

The whole box was quiet. Someone motioned Ye Wei to turn around and look at the back. Then he saw me running out and knocked over the waiter with the dishes.

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Ye Wei later made some phone calls. Give me the phone. I didn't even answer. Not only angry, but also sad. He thinks I'm a local girl and it's a shame to be friends. It happened that the department organized a half-month trip to Dunhuang sketching. I wanted to run away, so I signed up.

As you can imagine, the trip to Dunhuang became very boring, and my tutor criticized my work as a piece of shit, so I went to Beijing to play with my sister for a few days in a rage.

I learned to visit Weibo by mobile phone during my trip. My new mobile phone is a birthday present my sister bought for me. It has the function of surfing the Internet. I also began to pay attention to fashion and things I didn't pay attention to before. I also began to pay attention to the way others looked at me. I think this is all thanks to Ye Wei. During my stay with him, I didn't learn anything good, but absorbed a lot of vanity.

I secretly followed Ye Wei with the nickname "Guo Mouren" and found that I haven't been to Weibo for a long time since he lost his iPhone.

Ye Wei's last scarf reads: "Someone suddenly makes me feel that many things are meaningless." That was the day I came back from my hometown in Hebei, before Ye Wei lost his iPhone.

According to Ye Wei's classmates, Ye Wei found a job to deliver Pizza Hut. Although Tang Xiuhui can't be filial to the Shao family, she is doing a vigorous "loyalty" event. That is to become the most effective and outstanding comrade-in-arms and assistant in Shao Piaoping's career. After they got married, Tang Xiuhui began to help her husband run newspaper activities. She is gifted and well-educated, and often writes articles and comments for newspapers such as Women's Times. What she wrote was not the poetry and prose of ordinary women writers, but a short essay about education and health in China. His words are very imposing, and there is quite a wind that does not let a man. After a series of newspaper experience, Tang Xiuhui has become more and more independent. Ye Wei, who sells * * *, said in front of me that he would never do * * * again, but only wear a certain brand of sneakers. Anyway, he should keep up with the trend and he began to change.

We all want to be what each other likes. I became him and he became me. This is our love.

I decided to make two cups of instant noodles at the top of the teaching building, and then called Ye Wei to show him a photo I found on the Weibo. This is a picture of a pig in a tree.

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