A sentence that can make people laugh instantly (a short sentence that makes you laugh out loud instantly)

1. You can really do a lot of things when you wake up early, such as sleeping again.

2. The best friend is always the wallet. When it loses weight, we feel extremely distressed.

3. If being rich is also a mistake, then I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

4. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

5. I have reached the pinnacle of my life at such a young age. Excellence is a terrible thing.

6. Now, the only thing I can pick up but can’t put down is chopsticks, and the only thing I can’t get out of is my bed.

7. Rich people eventually get married, while poor people eventually become house slaves.

8. The purpose of installing mirrors in school stairs is to tell us: ugly people should study more.

9. Being beautiful, if done well, is called self-confidence. Shamelessness, if done well, is called a strong psychological quality.

10. My severe fear of heights has prevented me from looking down to pick up money.

11. Others hold hands, but I hold a dog in my hand to see who is unhappy and bites him twice.

12. If I fall in love, it doesn’t matter if it’s a little later; if I get rich, please do it now!

13. There are only two things I can’t do in my life, that is, I can’t do this, and I can’t do that.

14. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hairstyle have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a problem with their face.

15. I have always emphasized the need to be low-key, but you insist on giving me applause and screams.

16. It’s good that you left, otherwise I would always worry that you would have to stay for dinner.

17. In life, first be laughed at by others, then laugh at others, and then you will be full of smiles.

18. If I don’t look handsome, how can I stand up to those who have a crush on me?

19. Every time a day passes, I mark a circle on my calendar. On Saturday, I realized that my days had been marked by ellipses.

20. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk. For a long time, there is no day suitable for going to work.

21. Some people work overtime and forget about food and sleep, which may sometimes be a sign of lack of efficiency and work ability.

22. The only reason why I am fat is that my body is too small to accommodate my full personality.

23. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

24. An insect flew next to my math problem in front of me, glanced at the problem for a few times and died.

25. I don’t want to be single anymore. I want someone to grab my food when I eat, my computer during the day, my quilt at night, and my razor in the morning.

26. If you don’t tell secrets, how much does this mutton skewer cost?

27. Persistence may not necessarily lead to success, but giving up will be easy.

Which sentence do you like?