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Director Jia excitedly said, "Today, the trade union will watch the movie" The True Story of Api Egg "on the invoice." A young man smiled: "Director Jia, you read it wrong. That's The True Story of Ah Q." "What? I read it wrong! ? I've been playing cards for decades. Don't I know preserved eggs and go away? "

Mr. Zhou took the business card handed over by Mr. Chen, looked at it and said, "I've heard a lot about you, Mr. Dong." Mr. Chen took Mr. Zhou's business card and said, "Are you Mr. Ji?" Mr. Zhou was unhappy: "My name is Zhou. Why did you skin me? What did I do to offend you?" Mr. Chen said, "My surname is Chen. If you cut off my ears, you won't be interested in me peeling your skin?"