Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Find the text of the short subset txt
Find the text of the short subset txt
Motorcyclists like to dress backwards, that is, buckle their mouths at the back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road. Here comes the policeman: Policeman A: What a terrible car accident. Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back. Policeman A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back. Policeman B: OK ... 1, 2 push, 1, 2 push, turn around. Policeman A: Huh? I'm not breathing.
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