What's the good ambiguous joke?

1. The minister of family planning went to the countryside for a census and asked the old farmer: Do you know why close relatives can't get married? The old farmer replied with a simple and honest smile: relatives, hehehehehehe ... hehehe, it's too familiar to start!

2. A girl holds a cat to buy eggs, and puts the cat on the booth to pick eggs. The male stall owner praised the cat: Your boobs are so big! The woman was angry and didn't speak. The stall owner said, Your boobs are so white! The girl is furious: If you talk nonsense again, I will crush your eggs!

In order to please the director, the driver who lives in the countryside brought the director green corn from home. The director said politely, "This is not good, it will cost you money." The driver said, "Nothing. Here, these corn are all for pigs. "

4. The director and the * * * section chief take the elevator. After farting, the director said to the section chief, You farted! The section chief said: I didn't put it there. Soon, the section chief was dismissed. The director said at the meeting: you can't afford to take care of big things. What's the use of asking you

The little boy asked his mother, "Mom, where did I come from?" Mother prevaricated and explained the process of reproduction for half a day. The son said in a daze after listening, how did this happen? The deskmate said he was from Shanxi!

6. A company recruited a girl whose English name is spring. The secretary wanted to show off her English level and shouted, "Chun, it's your turn." ...

7. A singer sings a song, four judges faint three, and the last one holds the singer's hand tightly with tears in his eyes: talent! People want money to sing, but you can sing as much as you like.

I asked my boss for a week's leave to decorate my house outside anonymous. After a week, the house has not been renovated, so we have to send a telegram to extend our leave. The boss was shocked when he received the telegram! The telegram said: I haven't finished sexual intercourse, so I'm going to take a week off.

9. Stupid root was cheated out of all his money by a swindler, so he had to help people do odd jobs and sell aquatic products in his hometown. From then on, the market echoed with his loud cry all day: the world ~ squid! The world ~ squid!

10. A host said before the game, "Everyone should wait until I finish' Start' before answering." Then he further stressed: "Be sure to wait for my' start' to come out and grab it!"

1 1. Mom taught Xiaoming, "Why are you such a child?" Uncle is here, why do you still want to go to the zoo to see bears? "

12. Xiao Zhang said to Xiaoli with concern: "It's raining, don't forget to bring an umbrella. Getting wet is a trivial matter, and gonorrhea is in big trouble! "

13. A man panicked and rushed out of the snack bar. A woman was holding a hundred-dollar bill in her hand, chasing it crazily and shouting "Give me back my virginity". Passers-by are at a loss. The woman caught up with the man and threw the hundred-dollar bill to the man, who gave the woman dozens of dollars. It turned out to be "give me back the real money"

14. A: "Alas, my girlfriend and I went to the mountains for a holiday last holiday and died." B was shocked: "Huh?" A said shyly, "I have a small life with my girlfriend."