Collect 2 hilarious jokes. Funny super joke. . . Something I haven't seen. I'm depressed recently. . Want to smile more. . Good answers get extra points. . .

1st floor. I forgot my paper when I went to the toilet. I only had a photo of my girlfriend and 1 yuan in my pocket. Which one should I use? Who can tell me?

2nd floor. Use your fingers! ~ rinse the third floor with water ~

. Use one hundred. Don't you think it hurts to use photos? The photos are too hard. "

4th floor. Use one hundred yuan, wash it and spend it on the fifth floor

. The things bought after washing upstairs are still fragrant

6th floor. Haha, I'd better use what others have used in the wastebasket. (-_ _-This answer is really huge. . )

7th floor. You should just lift your pants and leave after going to the bathroom. . . . . . . . . (Dude, it's so atmospheric)

8th floor. Cry ~ I'm eating

9th floor. Liar. ................ doesn't even have shoes? Scrape with your shoes (shit, big brother, how to scrape-_ _-||)

1th floor. Simple ~ ~ reluctantly give up what one loves ~ ~ use your underwear

11th floor. Just buckle it with your hands ~ ~ Remember to wash your hands (

12th floor. Use socks ~ ~ ~ ~ (it's the same as using shoes. . . ))

13th floor. You didn't post this in the toilet, did you ... To be honest, what did you use at that time ...

14th floor. India doesn't use paper

15th floor. Tear 1 into 5 equal parts ``` and use a photo of ``` haha````` with 8 yuan left ``` It's very profitable ~ ~ I'm a girl ````` boyfriend, of course not! ~ ~ (Jienv Dizhen has an economic mind)

16th floor. Use both, because one is not enough to wipe (-_-|||) "

17th floor. Call for help! :}

18th floor. The photo is facing inward, let your girlfriend carry you, and then scrape it, so that you can compare it in your heart (cow. . )

19th floor. Tear the photo into two thin pieces ~! ! Wipe it with the unpatterned side ~ ~! ! ! (more cattle. . ) "

2th floor. It's true that he * * finds a hair dryer to blow off

It's really impossible for his ass to air dry

Don't bother me with such questions next time

(It's really sweaty `````````````````````````)

21st floor. Won't you call 11?

22nd floor. Stupid! There must be a faucet in the toilet. Just go out and get a hose, plug it in the faucet and squat down and wash it.

23rd floor. It's two things that I can't bear. ........... ~~$

Then tear off my girlfriend's head in the photo as a souvenir

Then wipe the PP ~ ~ ~ ~ 1 ... Keep it for use ~ ~

24th floor. So what do you do? I think so. . . . . . ;

You should turn your brother over and wash it with your own urine.

Not bad, I still think about you.

25th floor. You climb to the female WC to see if there is)

26th floor. After you finish the tuba, you pout the PP, then start throwing it around for 5 minutes, and use centrifugal force to throw the poop left on the PP clean, and then you can do it, but it's time-consuming and a little tired ~ ~ < P > 27th floor. The hip strength upstairs is really strong

28th floor. Don't all toilets have walls? Rubbing on the walls.-

29th floor. Hold your breath

and spray out the residue left on the outside of PP

It's really impossible to suck it in (go, where are you practicing? )

3th floor. Wait a minute. I'll help you clean the 31st floor. Be generous! Dora! Block the toilet! At that time, others will come in to repair it, and you threaten: no paper! Never go out! ! ! Don't you just have to? *

32nd floor. Stick the chewing gum in your mouth, and it will be fine if it is clean. If it is still sweet and reluctant to throw it away, keep chewing (the worst thing is you O _ O)

33rd floor. Blow it with your mouth. When it's dry, you can dig off the shell.

34th floor. Have you practiced yoga? You can lick it yourself, but it's more difficult. < P > 35th floor. What should I do in case of diarrhea? That 1 is not enough.'

36th floor. There are two ways in front of you, which is to choose love or stay in love, the greatness of love or the greater temptation of money? This is a problem and a choice. When you finally find the support of life, when you pick up the bill and regard it as dirt, you suddenly find that it has dried up

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