Be sure to read humorous jokes every day.

Be sure to read humorous jokes every day.

1, tiger poison does not eat children.

? Someone told you? Hello, mom. ?

Just say:? Hello, son! ?

Someone said to you: animals are worse than animals. ?

Just say:? I am not as good as you! ?

Someone said to you: bite me if you don't accept it! ?

Just say:? Tiger poison doesn't eat children!

2, 4-year-old niece is singing duckling.

My little niece, just 4 years old, is singing duckling. She swam across a flock of ducks under the bridge in front of the door. When everyone came to count, I immediately picked up one, two, three, four and five and went up the mountain to shoot tigers. Tiger was not at home, so I bypassed her.

I sang it several times and didn't lose my temper. I picked up a small steamed bun and threw it at me, saying, are you a little stupid? Are you a little stupid?

I heard that there was news that the mobile phone was heated and exploded.

Recently, I've always heard the news that mobile phones have exploded with heat.

When I went to work this morning, I took out my mobile phone from my bag and found it was hot. I turned off the phone immediately, remembering that I didn't make any mistakes. This smartphone is really unsafe.

After cooling, I opened it and received a WeChat from my mother: Put two baked sweet potatoes in your bag, just baked in the morning, and eat them while they are hot.

4. Which do you choose, fishing rod or pig?

The monk asked the young man, which do you choose, the fishing rod or the pig?

The young man said, I want a pig.

The monk shook his head and smiled. The benefactor is superficial. It is better to teach people to fish than to teach them to fish. Do you understand this truth? Pigs are gone after eating, and a fishing rod can catch a lot of fish and can be used for a lifetime!

The young man said, I want a pig, and I can buy a lot of fishing rods by selling it.

5. I drank too much yesterday! Direct fragment

I drank too much yesterday! I broke the membrane directly, and woke up the next day to find that my clothes were covered with watermelon skin, or I had eaten it. I was depressed, so I asked my friend what was going on at that time.

My friend told me: Brother, you tried your best to pick up watermelon skin yesterday, but you couldn't stop it. At that time, you said to us with a dull face: I rely on the money of a place! Why don't you pick it up? Ahem! Shame on you.

6. What is maternal love?

What is maternal love? Motherly love is to leave the TV on outside. She could hear you clearly from the second you lit a cigarette with a lighter in the toilet? Dad? 1 of ``.

What a painful understanding.

7. I just used my mobile phone to fight the landlord!

I just used my mobile phone to fight the landlord! A young man's name turned out to be his mobile phone number! He won the lottery! It's 4800 times! I'm going to lose! I can't even get online if I want to make a phone call!

So I silently dialed the past? When I saw his head cut off. I silently hung up on him again?

8. Tonight is another sleepless night.

I took a cup of boiled water in the living room when I was ready to sleep.

Holding a cup in his left hand and a mobile phone in his right hand, he came to the bedroom and wanted to throw his mobile phone on the bed. As a result, his brain pumped the water out of his left hand and threw it on the bed!

Hey, another sleepless night tonight?

9. Your mother and I fell into the water. Who will you save first?

Your mother and I fell into the water. Who will you save first? What if someone gives you 100 million to give up on me? Am I beautiful or is my predecessor beautiful?

I think there is only one answer, save my mother and take 100 million to find my beautiful ex.

10, just to melt in your arms

? A boy made a snowman. He asked. Can I hug you?

The snowman asked, Why?

He said:? Because I like you. ?

The snowman dived into his arms silently.

The next second, he heard the snowman whispering in his ear. I travel through the four seasons just to melt in your arms. Thank you for liking me. ?

In this way, the snowman slowly melted in the boy's arms! ?

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