10086 Customer Service Funny Dialogue

10086 Desk Lady: Good evening, sir. Is there anything I can help you with?

Master Ge: The phone is out of battery and has automatically shut down. What time is it now?

10086 Desk Lady: (Dizzy) Sir, how did you call me?

Master Ge: My mobile phone shuts down automatically and I can still make calls, but I can’t see the time. .

10086 Desk Lady: (Dizzy) Sir, is it 2:25 in the morning? Is there anything else I can help you with?

Master Ge: Oh! Why aren't you sleeping so late?

10086 Desk Lady: (Dizzy) I'm sorry, sir, this is my job. Is there anything else you can do?

Master Ge: Can’t you make a phone call if you have nothing to do?

10086 Desk Lady: Sorry sir, that’s not what I meant.

Master Ge: Why is it free to call you? Why is there a fee to call other people?

10086 Desk Lady: Sir. . This is a high-quality service we provide to our customers. We believe that customers are our God, so there is no charge for calling our customer service phone.

Master Ge: Then God is hungry. I will put my home I'll give you the address. How about you come to my house and cook me something to eat...

10086 Desk Lady: I'm sorry, sir, we don't have this service.

Master Ge: Are you still picky about your service to God?

Miss at the 10086 service desk: I'm sorry, sir. We only answer business-related questions raised by customers. Do you have any questions now?

Master Ge: I am not an unreasonable person. In this way, if you answer my three questions, I won't pester you if you answer them correctly. .

10086 desk lady: (vomiting blood) Please tell me.

Master Ge: First. How many miles did the Long March travel?

10086 desk lady: 25,000 miles.

Master Ge: Second, how many people are participating.

10086 desk lady: 86,000 people.

Master Ge: I still know some history. Last question, what are their names?

10086 Desk Lady: ........................................ ...........

Master Ge: If you refuse to answer God's question, I will file a complaint against you.

10086 Desk Lady: Sorry sir, I really don’t know.

Master Ge: You can’t answer such a simple question. You are not serious about your work and you are still resistant.

10086 desk lady: (crying) This. . this. . Is this simple? That's it sir. I also have 3 questions for you. Are you interested in answering them?

Master Ge: Come and listen.

10086 Desk Lady: Where were the 2008 Olympic Games held!

Master Ge: Beijing, next question.

Miss at 10086 Desk: Sir, when is the opening ceremony?

Master Ge: August 8th. If you dare ask me the next question about the names of everyone in the stands during the opening ceremony, I will also complain against you.

10086 Desk Lady: (Crying wildly) Sir, give me your address, and I will cook for you. . . . . . . . .