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How to spoof the groom and the best man on the wedding day?

First, test memory skills.

The groom should recall all kinds of small details when he was with the bride, from the bride's date of birth, ID number and hobbies to all important anniversaries, such as the first acquaintance, the first movie, the first hand-holding, the first kiss, the first outing and so on. For example, the most romantic and unforgettable thing in the process of communication, the thing that the bride did that moved the groom the most ... let the groom relive this unforgettable day.

Second, the tricks to test physical strength

The easiest thing is to do push-ups Put the photo of the bride on the ground and let the groom do push-ups and kisses. The depth of love depends on whether the groom does enough push-ups and kisses. You can also try the advanced version of push-ups-human push-ups: weight-bearing push-ups, which can be children or sisters. If you want to achieve the best results, choose the most important one in the best man group.

If you want to have a better entertainment effect, do the game of elephant nose turning in circles. Open a certain distance, let the groom do 10 elephant nose turn, then go straight to the bride, kneel down and say "I love you" loudly. If you falter, you must start over.

Third, the tips for testing the romantic index

1, name the nickname of daily love, if it is not enough 10, shoot it on the spot until the bride is satisfied;

2. Sing 10 a song with confession significance;

3. List the days when 10 needs to prepare romantic surprises for the bride;

4. I look forward to the scenery I will take the bride to see and the food I will eat together.

Fourth, the trick to test the loyalty index

1, looking for lip prints: bridesmaids will print lipstick on a piece of white paper and let the groom find out the lip prints that belong to the bride. Only by guessing can they pass the test.

2. Recognize your hands through the curtain: Pull up a curtain, and several people, including the bride, hide behind the curtain, so that the groom can touch everyone's hands through the curtain and recognize which one is the bride. If you guess wrong, you will be punished.

3. Read the guarantee and sign it. The contents of protection can include: the groom takes the initiative to undertake all glorious housework after marriage; When a lady is in a bad mood, she should take the initiative to stand up and act as a punching bag; When shopping or traveling with your wife, don't keep your eyes on other opposite sex for more than 3 seconds; What this lady said is right. Wrong is also right; After having a baby, I absolutely promise to love my wife more than my baby, and so on.

Five, the trick to test intelligence

The ultimate trick is to find shoes. The bridesmaid should figure out where the wedding shoes are hidden, so as to test the groom's intelligence and see how to find the bride's shoes in the shortest time and win back the beautiful woman.