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How does the Northeast Old Pai spend the winter at MINUS 30℃?

How does the Northeast Old Pai spend the winter at MINUS 30℃?

How do the old railway workers in Northeast China spend the winter at MINUS 30℃? In winter, the people of the whole country entered the cold war, and even the residents in coastal areas were fully prepared. How did the Northeast Old Pai spend the winter at -30℃?

How does the Northeast Old Pai spend the winter at MINUS 30℃? 1 In the eyes of many southerners, how the Northeasters spend the winter has always been an unsolved mystery. After all, tens of degrees below zero is terrible to think about.

It is said that some cars in the northeast become "fairy cars" when they drive.

Some houses, when you live, become wonderful scenery.

Some pets "die" in their sleep while swimming.

Popsicles are sold in the open air. The spilled water will freeze for a second, and the ears will fall off after a while ... How do hardcore people "save their lives" in such extremely cold weather?

If air conditioning gives southerners a second life, then it is definitely heating the northeast. In the northeast, as long as the heating is hot enough, the room can even be hot in the dog days, and it is too hot to wear short sleeves. People have to open the window from time to time to cool off and eat a popsicle.

When you are outdoors, you must spell "equipment". Autumn clothes and trousers, cotton trousers and sweaters, small coats and big coats, thick gloves, cotton caps, earmuffs and knee pads are all armed with only one eye, and the others leave no gaps. It is said that he is willing to go out with you when it snows heavily, so this person is definitely your good brother, because it is too complicated for Northeasters to go out in winter!

However, for some local tyrants in Northeast China, the steps can be omitted because they have Ma Tengyong!

Of course, the temperature is there after all, and I want to avoid the cold completely unless I don't go out for dozens of days. So there was a clever old iron who did a hard-core operation to avoid the cold in Hainan.

This is no joke. It is understood that about 200,000 northeast people who are afraid of freezing go to Sanya, Hainan for the winter every year. Among the migrants in Sanya, 67% are from the northeast. Even many netizens say that Sanya is full of northeast gossip, and with the "settlement" of a large number of old irons, jokes about "Sanya City in Northeast Province" have been widely circulated in recent years.

However, after all, it is far from home, and many Northeasters say they are not used to it. Although the weather is not cold, they miss the food in their hometown very much. However, this can't beat the old irons. Recently, it broke out on the Internet that a "Northeast Community" in Sanya has collected nearly one thousand kilograms of northeast rice in Pinduoduo!

According to residents, it is very expensive for them to buy northeast rice locally, and it is not convenient to bring it from home. Thanks to the recent New Year Festival in Pinduoduo, the subsidy is very strong, which is much cheaper than offline. In addition to rice, there are many other northeast specialties on the platform.

I have to say that people in Northeast China now have a new choice to "endure hardship" in their hometown than before. Southerners can go to the north to experience the snow scene in Wan Li, and northern Renye Fang can go to the south to see the spring blossoms. Moreover, with the help of the Internet, the distance between the north and the south is narrowing, which is a convenient life given to us by the times.

How did the Northeast Old Pai spend the winter at -30℃? Now that the deep winter has arrived, many people have eaten hot pot. In this season, what can't be solved by a hot pot? If you can't cook one meal, cook two. When southerners are eating hot pot, ice cream in the north is selling well. Isn't the north always famous for its low temperature and long snow period? Isn't selling ice cream in winter equivalent to combing the hair of a monk? Let's watch together. Northerners have a "unique" winter posture, drinking cold beer and eating ice cream. Southerner: Lao Tie played very well.

In winter, the people of the whole country entered the cold war, and even the residents in coastal areas seemed to be fully prepared. Southerners will collect the snow with a washbasin when they see it, and then build a palm-sized snowman in the middle to make winter look solemn. But in the north, it's really naive. Ice sculpture is very popular in Northeast China. You can build a landmark building with snow casually, so that you are serious about winter.

In the north, their posture in winter is very unique. If you sell fresh fruits and vegetables here, you must put them in the refrigerator because they are "warm". Northerners say that beer should be kept in the refrigerator, and it is all frozen outside. If it is meat, it should also be put in the refrigerator, because thawing and melting taste better. The refrigerator is forced to this extent by the winter in the north. Where is the dignity?

The eating habits of northerners in winter are also very different from those of southerners. Southerners eat ice cream because the temperature is too high, while northerners eat ice cream in winter because the temperature is too low. If you travel here, you will see that people here are very popular to eat ice cream in winter. No matter in the streets, merchants put the ice cream neatly on the ground, packed it in cartons and spread it all the way, waiting for passers-by to choose. The ice cream in the north is MINUS 10 degrees, and the outdoor temperature in the northeast is MINUS 20 degrees. So when we meet, we usually say "Old Tie, have an ice cream to warm up". In the winter in the south, especially in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, others may think that you are frozen silly, or have some major accidents in your life, such as: lovelorn?

Northeasters not only sell ice cream in the street, but also put it in the refrigerator for a while. Because the ice cream placed outside is as hard as a brick, it can't be bitten at all, so take it home and put it in the refrigerator before eating. Merchants will also freeze the ice cream in the refrigerator at night, not for fear that it will melt, but that it will freeze and deteriorate if it is left outside for too long. In this winter, not only the refrigerator has no dignity, but even the ice cream is different. It's embarrassing. Look at the "unique" winter posture of northerners and drink cold beer and eat ice cream directly. It's fun.

Southerners drink hot tea to keep warm in winter, while northerners eat ice cream to keep warm. For them, the frozen drinks outside are at room temperature, and there is no ice residue in the refrigerator. Hot drinks are equivalent to hot tea in the south. Therefore, southerners who are frozen into dogs in the north should never ask the boss for a box of drinks at room temperature, or you will be so cold that you will doubt your life. As a southerner, I can only sigh with emotion: northern old irons, you are playing quite well!

Three secrets of how old ironworkers in Northeast China spend the winter at MINUS 30℃: being the roundest child in winter.

As long as in winter, you can wear as many clothes as you can except ankle-high down jacket, hat, scarf, mask and gloves. Emotional experts say, "Wrap yourself up and you won't get hurt!" " . Yes, as long as the package is tight enough and round enough, no amount of cold air can frostbite you.

Tip 2: I would rather walk a few more steps than pursue speed.

As we all know, the coldest winter in the north is not snow, but cold wind! Then let's start from the root, put an end to all behaviors that can produce wind, and go out for a walk instead of cycling or even running, so that you will greatly reduce the motivation to produce wind around you and you will not be frozen. Don't be a woman like the wind. We are the gentlest girls. Of course, if you have a car, forget I said anything.

Secret 3: The strength of the masses is warm.

Whether you go to work or get off work, you must "get together." Where there are people, there are people. Where there are people, there is warmth. It will be very cold when you walk alone in the street with a cold wind. After all, the word "one person" looks cold. So, let's go somewhere crowded. As the saying goes, when people gather firewood, the flames are high. We ask someone to keep out the wind. You're not cold! But people should pay attention to personal and property safety.

Secret 4: People are iron, rice is steel, and heating is life.

It is very important for novice partners who have just come to the north. Don't rent a house cheaply. If the house you rent is much cheaper than the surrounding price, it's a pity that most houses have no heating. Maybe you think it will be different without heating and air conditioning? No, no, no. Young man, you are still naive. In winter in the north, heating and air conditioning are really underground. First of all, we don't need to pay for central heating! The landlord will pay; Besides, as long as you start heating, your house will be warm and comfortable all winter. Not to mention air conditioning, the daily electricity bill is not a small expense, not to mention one cold and one hot, which is very uncomfortable. And for patients with extremely shallow sleep, the loud sound of the fan outside the air conditioner really affects sleep! So comrades in the south, please come to the north and rent a house with heating, and you can continue your life!

Tip 5: You can't get out of the gate without leaving the second door. Lying under the bed is the most real thing.

This is also the weight of this book. Since it is not resistant to freezing, please don't go out as a last resort! There is really no scenery in winter in the north, except the cold wind that makes you tremble, and there is really nothing but bare branches. Don't wander around, stay in a warm room and eat hot pot with bare arms. Isn't it delicious? Lying under the covers with a new play, is he perfect?