What humorous sentences are there?

1, meeting you by chance is my organization; I love you unconsciously, not intentionally; I really love you; I am willing to treat you wholeheartedly; But having you for a lifetime is what I want most!

2, don't worry about eating, just bow your head; Don't worry about your job, I've taken care of it for you; You don't have to worry about marriage, but express your feelings with your eyes; Don't worry about buying a house, someone will repair it at home; Don't worry about talking, you will brag naturally, because you are a big stupid cow!

Xiaoming is constipated when he goes to the toilet. Suddenly, he saw a man rushing in, and suddenly it was stormy. Dude, I really envy you, so soon! Envy what? I haven't had time to take off my pants yet!

4. The young couple quarreled and threw the pillow downstairs.

A beggar happened to pass by, very happy, and then flew off a quilt. The beggar was ecstatic. Touching his tears, he rushed upstairs and shouted, upstairs brother, please throw that woman down!

Xiao Ming: Come and watch, I'm on TV!

Xiao Wang: Why are you crawling around on TV?

Come down, don't step on the TV!

6. Xiaoming: Dad, I got into trouble again today. I made my teacher cry. Dad: What did you do to the teacher?

Xiao Ming said: I played with magnets in class and was found by the teacher and confiscated.

Dad: What's this? Xiao Ming: But as soon as the teacher took it, she sucked it on her big gold bracelet and cried on the spot.

I went to the headmaster and had a good fight! I scratched the headmaster's face and bled. I don't know why.

Dad: OK, it's all right. Go to play with magnets later. Stay away from your mother. ...

What I hate most in the company is not the boss, but my colleagues.

Because he often said his wife was ugly in front of me, I put up with it once or twice, but he kept talking every day.

At noon that day, we sat together for dinner again. As a result, he once again called his wife ugly. I can't stand it at last. I stood up, picked up my lunch box and smashed it in his face. Can you stop saying such disgusting things while eating?

8, dear, I was wrong, please forgive me, I will never make you angry, love you, love you, I only love you.

Honey, sometimes I'm joking with you. If you don't like it, I won't joke about it in the future. I'm really afraid of losing you. I can't live without you.

10 Honey, don't be angry. Shall I guess a riddle for you? You owe me 5 yuan, but you paid me back 10 yuan. Can't guess? The answer is: I owe (apologize)!