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What are Xue's bad performances? Thank god, help me.
Recently, the most watched drama in Guangzhou turned out to be a super bad film-"Legend of Heroes in Sui and Tang Dynasties 2 Xue Guiren", with the highest score of 10, making it the highest in Guangzhou. However, I watched the film from beginning to end, only to find that it was a terrible film. Where does it rot? The first is computer stunts. This is where the TV series filmed in Chinese mainland has been criticized. The level is still so low. The most impressive scene appeared in the centipede array. When Mrs. Merry released the centipede, everyone with a discerning eye could see that it was made by a computer, just like two films overlapping, with a strong sense of order and no integration at all. It is also difficult for those actors to play the pain of being bitten by a centipede, and their expressions and vision simply can't match. This level of computer production is really disgusting, but domestic TV dramas often boast about how much they spend on making a series, often tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of big productions. The result is so poor. Where did all the money go? It turns out that money is spent on actors. Because the actors who play TV dramas in China are all worth millions, it is no wonder that many Hong Kong actors want to film in the north. Such a high price, whether it is a bad film or a good film! Xue's second disadvantage is that the actors don't cooperate with the roles. Except for some good characters, others are ugly. The worst actor is Kim who plays zhaoyang princess. There is only one expression in the whole play. No matter what emotions, she plays the same face, but she is still one of the protagonists in this play! The second bad role is playing Zhang Tie-Lin in Li Daozong. He actually plays the role of a royal family, making faces and dangling all day. Where is he like a professor in Jinan? From his role, we can understand a proverb, that is, "people shake wealth." There is also Weichi Gong, who doesn't know that Weichi Gong is a blacksmith, tall and strong, and his face is as black as charcoal, but in this play, he actually found a thin and terrible old man to play, not only thin, but also not black at all. What a joke! And strategist Xu Maogong, unlike SJ's near-re-embodiment Zhuge at all, looks like the face of a sinister villain; There is also a Wei Zhi. I think this actor is more suitable for Weichi Gong. Wei Zhi was an iron-fisted official in the Tang Dynasty, but he was played like a rude village man. What a dizzy spell! There is also a Emperor Taizong, Li Shimin, who is such a wise son of heaven. However, in the play, he can't see a wise Lord at all. On the contrary, when he was ambushed by Stone Smell and fell into a trap, he begged Stone Smell for mercy like a dog. I believe that even Li Shimin himself would jump out of the coffin with anger. If this is what millions of actors should look like, then I am really disappointed in local TV dramas. Please stop burning RMB like this. Finally, I have to say that the plot is really bad. Many places are out of place. For example, the trapped Phoenix is clearly under siege, but it happened that people like Cheng and Princess Zhaoyang could enter themselves, either to move reinforcements, or to find Xue, or to come back for me before going out. Where does this look like a siege? Also, often after Angle A meets Angle B, Angle C will come out from behind and talk to Angle A before Angle B has gone far. Wouldn't it be that Angle B discovered their secret? When Tang Jun fought against the iron, zhaoyang princess traveled back and forth between the two military camps many times and was very free. Stone Wenming clearly knows that she is in collusion with Tang Jun, isn't she afraid to report the situation in her camp to Tang Jun? If it were me, I would have killed this "spy" and let her come and go? But the most idiotic thing is that zhaoyang princess really didn't tell Tang Jun the information in the iron barracks, which is not logical at all. The screenwriter is an idiot to write this script! This drama draws lessons from the historical themes filmed in Hong Kong, and adopts the means of banter. However, the result is to gild the lily and become completely unreasonable, procrastinating and full of girliness. If such a series can also become the highest-rated program in the local area, then I really feel sorry for the local audience, why the appreciation level of the audience in Guangzhou has become so poor!
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