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Yang Jiang’s Quotes: I won’t argue with anyone
In ordinary daily life, everyone must be familiar with quotations. Quotations are a type of literary style and refer to a record of a person's speech. Do you know what kind of quotations can be regarded as heartfelt quotations? Below are Yang Jiang’s quotations that I compiled: I don’t argue with anyone, and everyone is welcome to share.
1. We never sing patriotic tunes. Not only do I not sing, I also don’t like to listen. But we are unwilling to run away, unwilling to go to the country of our parents, and cannot leave our own family behind. Our country is a weak country with a lot of national humiliation. We don’t want to go out and look up to others and become second-class citizens. We are cultural people who love the culture of the motherland and the words and language of the motherland. In a word, we are stubborn Chinese people.
2. A person can condense into a stone, lurk to the bottom, and let time pass through the body like water. He only knows that he is in the water and is unaware of the current.
3. In this materialistic world, life is really hard enough. If you deliberately try to be an honest person who has nothing to do with the world, others will take advantage of you and bully you. If you have the slightest talent, virtue or good looks, people will be jealous of you and exclude you. If you give in generously, others will invade and harm you. If you don't want to compete with others, you have to stay aloof from the world and at the same time maintain your strength and prepare to fight. If you want to live peacefully with others, you must first deal with them, and you must be prepared to suffer losses at any time.
4. When an ugly person looks in the mirror, he never sees how ugly he is, he only sees the beauty that others cannot see.
A collection of Yang Jiang’s classic sayings
5. I think fate is the most unreasonable. The fate we see is unreasonable, always joking, always teasing people, and always making trouble.
6. This world is like a melting pot, which produces batch after batch of souls with different qualities and different from the original qualities.
7. The good and bad qualities of the soul are not reflected in the body.
8. We learn wisdom from sorrow and refine virtue from pain.
9. When I was young, I didn’t understand Einstein’s theory of relativity. One day, I suddenly understood that time flies and the earth rotates. Even in the same place, no day is exactly the same. I feel like this too now. I feel like every day is new. Watching the changes of leaves and listening to the chirping of birds is different every day.
10. I often hear people brag and make grandiose remarks, which makes me feel insignificant. I also want to brag about my "self-greatness", but when I brag about it, I feel like a ghost. Because it’s just unfermented dead dough without any air.
11. Laziness is also natural. Diligence requires your own efforts, and you will become lazy as soon as you relax.
12. After a person undergoes different levels of exercise, he will obtain different levels of cultivation and benefits. Just like spices, the more you pound them, the finer they are ground, the stronger the fragrance becomes.
13. On the road of life, if you pursue fame, wealth, power and status, you will have no time to take into account other things.
14. Fame may be useful to you while you are alive, but you can only be used by others after you die.
15. I don’t argue with anyone, and I don’t disdain anyone. I love nature, followed by art. I bake the fire of life to keep warm. When the fire dries up, I am ready to leave.
16. Young people are playful, young people are obsessed with love, adults are obsessed with becoming famous and have a family, and old people are content with deceiving themselves and others. How long is a life span? How much gold can be made from stubborn iron? But different levels of exercise will lead to different levels of achievements; different levels of indulgence will inevitably accumulate different levels of stubbornness.
17. Human beings do not rely on the teachings of gods. Human beings have spiritual conscience in their nature. Under the guidance of spiritual conscience, everyone has higher than material requirements.
18. Although people are small and life is short, people can learn, cultivate themselves, and improve themselves. The value of human beings lies in the human beings themselves.
19. God will not allow all happiness to be concentrated on one person. Getting love does not necessarily mean having money; having money does not necessarily mean getting happiness; getting happiness does not necessarily mean having health; having health does not necessarily mean everything will go as you wish. Maintaining a contented and happy attitude is the best way to temper your mind and purify your soul. All happy enjoyment belongs to the spirit. This kind of happiness turns endurance into enjoyment. It is the victory of the spirit over the material. This is the philosophy of life.
20. I am an old man and I only talk about old things. Regarding the times, I am a laggard and have no good words to contribute to modern marriage.
I just want to remind young friends that the most important thing in the union of men and women is the degree of mutual understanding between the two parties in the era of material supremacy. Only with deep understanding can we appreciate, attract, support and encourage each other, and we can be happy with each other. It doesn't matter whether you are a good match or anything else.
21. I am one hundred years old this year and have reached the edge of my life. I am not sure how far I can go forward. My lifespan is involuntary, but I know very well that I will "go home" soon. . I have to wash away the filth stained by this century and go home. I don't have the feeling of "climbing Mount Tai and becoming a small world". I just live a peaceful life in my own small world.
22. The faith of ordinary people may come and go, or it may disappear as time goes by, or it may become doubtful if things are not answered. This is normal for ordinary people. Without training, confidence will not be firm.
23. Reading is like visiting a house "invisibly". You want to see an admired teacher or pay a visit to a famous scholar. You don't have to say hello in advance and you are not afraid of disturbing the host. You open the book and rush in through the door and turn a few pages. Just enter the room, and you can go often and at all times. If you can't get the point, you can leave without saying goodbye, or hire someone else to confront it.
24. If a person has shortcomings, he must deceive himself and others. Once you tell a lie three times, you will believe it to be true.
25. After all, humans are flesh and blood, with some shortcomings, which makes them more humane.
26. "I have no choice. I think this is something that cannot be helped. Ugly people may admit that they are ugly, and stupid people may admit that they are stupid, but who will admit that they are not good?" ——I don't mean "bad" by doing something wrong. I don't mean "faults and mistakes". What I mean by "bad" is "bad". Everyone believes that they are good people! Even if they have this or that. Shortcomings or mistakes are essentially good people. It is a very painful process to realize one's own shortcomings. I guess a saint only starts from this point of self-cultivation and strives to be good. . Then, you will repent out of shame. If you repent, you will not necessarily change. Only by working hard can you change for the better..." - Yang Jiang's "Bathing"
27. Physical Wrapping The soul cannot withstand the cold and the cold, nor can it bear bumps - Yang Jiang
28. I thought about the eve of liberation, when many people ran abroad in panic. Why did we both refuse to go down several roads? Is your thinking progressive? Is your consciousness high? Mo Cun often quotes Liu Yong's words: "As the clothes get wider, I will never regret it. I feel haggard because of Iraq." We just can't bear to leave our motherland, and we can't leave behind "I" - that is, "I" "We" or "us". Even though hundreds of millions of "us" or "us" are strangers to each other, they are all part of the same body, are closely related to each other, and are all inseparable parts of ourselves. ——Yang Jiang's "Six Notes on the Cadre School"
29. At first, I pretended to be strong, but then I became really strong. ——Yang Jiang
30. “Her conditions are not harsh, just very subtle. For example, she wants her husband to be loyal to her, follow her lead, and let her control everything. But he cannot be A loser, at least, must be able to show off on the table and be qualified. He cannot be a talented person who attracts admiration, nor is he too young or too beautiful. It is best that he must be someone that ordinary women can't see. The best thing for a smart housewife is to be free of burdens and worries." - Yang Jiang's "Taking a Bath"
31. That is the shame of a lucky person towards the unfortunate - Yang Jiang.
32. Your problem is that you read too little and think too much. ——Yang Jiang
33. Things you hope for will come true sooner or later, but the hope you realize will always change. ——Yang Jiang's "Six Notes on the Cadre School"
34. People waiting to attend the cadre school in Beijing are of course concerned about life in the cadre school and often ask me to tell them something. What everyone loves to hear most is the story of Comrade He Qifang eating fish. The local area is exhausted for fishing, and the canteen has improved its food, including braised fish. Comrade Qifang hurriedly took his own large mouthwash cup and bought a portion; but the taste was very strange, and the more he ate, the more strange it became. He picked up the largest piece and wanted to taste it. He saw that it was medicated soap that had not soaked yet. It had fallen into the mouthwash cup and was not removed. After hearing this, everyone laughed with infinite sympathy. They also told me a joke that Qian Zhongshu and Ding xx, two first-level researchers, could not boil a boiler of water in half a day! - Yang Jiang's "Six Notes on the Cadre School"
35. It's a pity that you can use crude methods What is protected by the ropes is only wooden and iron boxes and other heavy luggage; these wooden and iron boxes are indeed not as durable as flesh and blood.
——Yang Jiang's "Six Notes on the Cadre School"
36. In a few days, it will be Mo Cunxu's 60th birthday, and we have agreed that on that day the two of us will have a birthday meal to celebrate. If we wait any longer for our seventieth birthday, I'm afraid it won't be our turn. ——Yang Jiang's "Six Notes on the Cadre School"
37. Yancheng hurriedly said: "Luo Hou is a capable person who has accomplished a lot. He is courageous, knowledgeable, and honest with others. I like him very much." Yao The wife said: "He is wild and wild. Anyway, he has his own ideas. He admires you! He doesn't want anyone to be a matchmaker. He always says that he wants to marry a rough woman who can fight with him. Recently, after his aunt came to visit, I asked him if he had found the rough lady, but he said that he would not look for her anymore and would ask Mr. Xu to find him a partner in the future. "——Yang Jiang's "Taking a Bath"
38. There is an old saying in our country: "Writing is showing up." precious". Depending on how your handwriting is, people will judge who you are. In New China, "speaking" is a "presence weapon". When people listen to your speech, they will judge who you are. ——Yang Jiang "Taking a Bath"
39. I remember seeing passengers going overseas on sea ships before boarding the small ferry. The person seeing them off would throw many colorful paper tapes to the small ship; the small boat The slow steamed buns sailed towards the big ship, and the colorful paper tapes burst out one after another, and people on the shore clapped and cheered. Some people shed tears amidst the cheers; the broken ribbons seemed like broken feelings. This time of sending someone off to the cadre school, if the separation between the advance team in the car and the relatives under the car could be seen, it would never be colorful, nor could it be broken off at once. ——Yang Jiang's "Six Notes on the Cadre School"
40. The so-called poverty simply means not buying any property and living by one's own means. There is no guarantee of being able to live by one's own means. Not only do you not get sick or grow old, you also do not have the freedom to control your own time. , do something you like or are good at. ——Yang Jiang "Will Drink Tea"
41. Does a prolonged separation increase or reduce the pain? I can't figure it out, but the further I walk with him, the more afraid I am of never seeing him again. ——Yang Jiang "We Three"
42. We once looked forward to the recognition of the outside world, but in the end we realized that the world belongs to us and has nothing to do with others. ——Yang Jiang's "Remarks on One Hundred Years Old"
43. I still need at least one hand, so I have to use my teeth to help. I tied the end of the thick rope with a thin rope, bit it with my teeth, then tied a bed into three parts, and repeatedly wrote the silent name on each piece. The small bed is divided into several parts, just like a family in the chaos of war. They are afraid that they will be separated from each other as soon as they leave the house and never get together again. According to Mo Cun's letter, the three people reunited in one place, which really made it difficult for him to find them. ——Yang Jiang's "Six Notes on the Cadre School"
44. An important component of creation is imagination. Experience is like a fire lit in the dark. Imagination is the light emitted by this fire; without fire, there is no light. But the light reaches far beyond the size of the fire spot. ——Yang Jiang "Will Drink Tea"
45. Ashamedness often makes people forgetful, and they are always reluctant to remember the shameful and embarrassing things, so it is easy for them to leak through the sieve of memory. net. ——Yang Jiang's "Six Notes on the Cadre School"
46. I had a pair of mended trousers, and the place I sat looked like a globe covered with longitude and latitude lines, and was as thick as a turtle shell. Mo Cun admired it very much and said it was great. Wearing it was like carrying a seat with you and you could sit on it anywhere. He said that there was no need to make too many preparations, as long as I went down, I could take care of him. As for the family reunion, let's wait until A Yuanhe gets settled in the countryside and welcomes them. ——Yang Jiang's "Six Notes on the Cadre School"
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