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What do I talk about every day when I chat with my mother?

When I was walking last Friday, my classmate suddenly asked me what I usually talk about when chatting with my mother. I said we talk about all kinds of gossip, except for very private topics. A classmate said that she only talked about one topic with her parents now - blind dates and marriage. As they talked, they would get into quarrels over disagreements, which made her afraid to go home or make phone calls. Any conversation I have with my mother can have a happy ending. As long as we talk about marriage and love, unless I pretend to be dead, we will all end on bad terms. It’s just that my mother is quite busy, carrying large and small bags, shopping for food, cooking, washing clothes, and mopping the floor. , playing mahjong, fighting landlords, playing Thirteen Cards, gossiping with neighbors, and my memory has begun to decline. I often forget that I am still unmarried at an early age. I will not go home unless I am provoked or stimulated by someone. You can curse me or you won't even mention it.

? My mother is a relatively warm and open-minded mother in my circle of friends. I get along with my mother just like friends. I will talk to her heart-to-heart about what is on my mind, and I will talk to her. What kind of person do I like, but that person doesn’t like me and will complain about so-and-so who confessed to me but was rejected by me? When I used to work in a company, I would talk about what happened in the company when I came home every day. Even if I was bullied, I would come back and complain, and my mother would come with me. Imagine how to take revenge; when I started staying at home, she would ask me every day how much money I made today and whether it would be enough to buy groceries. She would use inspirational stories that happened around me to encourage me to stick to the path of my choice; when the stock market was bullish last year, I would talk to her No matter how much I earned, when the stock market failed, my mother would start talking to me about how much money I had left, and then reassured me that it didn’t matter. The money should come back in a few years.

? When chatting with your mother, you can forget about seniority. When chatting, you can point out her wrong perceptions or opinions. When you have different opinions on something, you can give her your own opinions for reference. Some Things can tell her what you think. Mom has six sisters, and she is the eldest. Grandma passed away early, and she has been taking care of her five sisters. When she first moved to the city, she was still working in school, and she would go back to the city once a week. Every time she came back, she would bring some things she had learned during her studies. The vegetables and fruits grown on the ground were then distributed to the sisters, and they were delivered to each family for several years. When the family picks spring tea every year, my mother naively wants to call her sisters to help, but everyone has their own reasons for not having time. When my mother comes back from picking tea, she calls her sisters to bring some tea back, and everyone Available. I told my mother that my father's last words were - don't judge others by your own mind. You think about your sisters all the time when you have something, and you have no time when you need their help. Besides, both of them live a good life. When they have something, they never think of giving something to their eldest sister. On New Year's Eve They didn’t even think about buying something to honor their father during the holidays. Their biological father didn’t care. Besides, you are just their eldest sister. Don’t play with love and devotion. If you don’t do it for yourself, heaven will destroy you. It doesn’t matter if you are selfish. My mother carefully recalled all the things she had with her sisters in those years. She was disheartened and agreed with my statement (I did not maliciously destroy my mother's sister relationship, it was the aunts who really made me speechless.). After that, my mother would talk about some things about my aunts that I didn’t know about during the chat. The selfish deeds of those aunts that my mother had hidden for many years were embarrassing. So I told my mother that sisters also love each other. My sister often scolds me for being uneducated and incompetent, but whenever I encounter difficulties, she will give her all to help me, so what does she need me for? One phone call and I was on the front lines. Of course, when we talk about this topic, my mother will eventually think that the reason why we sisters pretend to be each other is because she has been well educated. What a stinker!

On Mother's Day this year, my sister invited my mother to dinner. The restaurant she chose was expensive and the food was slow and unpalatable. After returning home, my mother and I started chatting about my sister's weird taste. The first is choosing a husband. My mother said that she felt a huge exclamation point in her heart when she saw her brother-in-law for the first time. Then it is choosing clothes. Her mother said that every time she tries on the clothes her sister bought for her, she always feels like she is about to go on a catwalk. Finally, Just choose what to eat. My mother said that every time she and her sister come back from a meal, that restaurant is on her blacklist. Regarding my sister, my mother often looks at me and scolds her. It feels like she is scolding me. I tell my mother that I can either call her to scold her or wait for my sister to come and scold her in person. Don’t look at me and scold her every time. I had to tell my sister what I was scolded, which was very tiring and unpleasant. My mother would laugh out loud and explain that she just had to say it when she was in an emotional state, and it wouldn’t hurt her anyway, so she would just listen. Very helpless!

? Mom is a person who is suitable for chatting. She will talk frankly and will not be perfunctory.

When we chat about gossip, we feel very happy and feel like watching a play. When we talk about playing cards, we feel proud when we win and feel sad when we lose. When we talk about big and small bags, we are full of love and warm. When we talk about my When working, she gave her the greatest understanding and support without any pressure. When we talked about her longing for the future, she had a bigger brain than me. When we talked about what to eat tomorrow, she said she was so tired!