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How to write 15 before a dream of red mansions? The more detailed, the better.
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The day before yesterday, Zhen guiltily "drove" to Yucun. Now that the guests have left, he knows that he will help and won't invite them again. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, after the banquet, Yin Shi sat in the study and went to Yucun's residence to invite him. If I hadn't been invited the day before yesterday, it would have been inseparable. Invite me again in the Mid-Autumn Festival, so as to thank me for my previous sins, and to relieve the worries of Yucun who lives in the monk's room. Yucun listened and did not refuse. This shows that the two families have a harmonious relationship, and Yin Shi is also very good at being a person. Treat people and things in a microscopic way.
When drinking, Yucun mentioned the toll, and Yin Shi said, "Why didn't you say so earlier?" Yucun poetry to gain Yin Shi's appreciation, Yin Shi is easy to succeed when he is happy. The giver waited until someone else wanted to give it, so he went straight to the point. Sure enough, Yucun got the money and set off before dawn, regardless of the day of the underworld.
Yucun and Jiao Xing fell in love at first sight, which is the first encounter between men and women in this book. One is "although not very beautiful, it is also very moving", and the other is "a person with a round back, a wide face and a square mouth, and a knife-shaped eyebrow and star eyes" ... who is not sleepy for a long time. "The first appearance of two people in love is a common type in the world, and it is also an introduction to talented people and beautiful women after the book.
Inkstone ran away from her husband. In the secular world, it should be worthless, right? This father-in-law also "coaxed" his son-in-law into making money! This is called "not voting for people".
After Mrs Jia's second death, Leng Zixing gave a speech in Yangzhou City.
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Jiao Xing had a happy ending this time. She is the first female ending in the book, which embodies the author's good wishes for women. The fate of the servant girl is good and bad, but the woman behind her is a pair of leisure and hate. Yucun married Jiao Xing and sent many gifts to the Zhen family. At this point, Jia Yucun is still grateful.
Yucun entered the officialdom, was bullied by his superiors, and found a gap to join. This is a common phenomenon in officialdom. Yucun was therefore removed from office, which laid the groundwork for him to "do as the Romans do" and arbitrarily pronounce the gourd case when he re-entered the officialdom in the future.
Most scholars have a common defect of strong self-esteem in their bones. Some people leave their jobs angrily after being frustrated and adopt a "uncooperative" attitude. Some people change their original intention in frustration and become hypocritical and deceptive. Every game has its own rules. Knowing that you can't change the rules of the game, you have to change yourself. "After Yucun joined the company, although he felt very ashamed and angry, he was still laughing and laughing." This kind of mentality is difficult for ordinary people to do, which shows that it is a big rape!
Some people were cynical after being frustrated in officialdom, but after Yucun was involved, he tried to make Xibin of Lin Ruhai, a salt administration, become Daiyu's teacher because the plate fee was not renewed? He is creating opportunities to get close to powerful people and make friends! Facts have proved that through Lin Ruhai's return to officialdom, he did get an important position. As a result, I learned from a painful experience and did something to burn down the bridge.
After Yucun became Daiyu's teacher, a couplet appeared in the book: I forgot to put my hand behind me, but there was no turning back. These two sentences are the psychological concentration of black officials: profitable, unable to stop the temptation. Once something happens, my life will be hopeless, so I think it's better to go home and farm! This couplet, which appeared before Leng Zixing said Guo Rong Fu, is equivalent to a road monument before entering a certain city, right?
When you say "somersault", you naturally think of the Monkey King, Tang Priest's favorite pupil.
Rongguofu is the oldest, that is to say, the supreme ruler is the old lady Shihe. Is it because the author prefers women?
Before Baoyu was born, his brother Jia Zhu died. Daiyu was born with his first wife and killed her own brother, so she had the opportunity to read and write. Bao and Dai are he is my brother! This is a masterpiece of heaven, beyond human power.
The third time, Jia Yucun was reinstated, and Lin Daiyu threw her father into the capital.
When Daiyu said goodbye to her father in tears, her father was as touching as the sea said.
Yucun entered the Rong Guo mansion and voted for my nephew's name card. Good practice! He was well treated and reasonable by Jia Zheng, and finally got a position by Jia Zheng. He went out and came back, writing lightly. Actually, it took a lot of effort in the middle.
"Daiyu often heard from her mother that her grandmother's family was different from other families." Although there was nothing to say between her mother and daughter, how did Daiyu's mother realize that her family was different from other families? That's weird. It can be seen that Daiyu's character is actually influenced by her mother. I remember that in modern parenting, a person's personality is basically formed before the age of five or six.
When Daiyu came to Jiafu, she was only about six or seven years old. She was able to "pay attention step by step, always care, and do more without saying a word", but she was not like a "child raised by her mother and supported by her brothers and sisters". Daiyu is so clever.
Jia Fu's girl's description: Ying Chun's "harmonious view"-gentle temperament, Tan Chun's "forgetting customs"-is extraordinary.
Dai Yu "has a natural romantic attitude, although she is young, has good manners and conversation, and is timid". What is a "natural romantic attitude"? Strangely enough, Daiyu said that she had been taking medicine since she could eat, and she never stopped.
As soon as Xifeng appeared, she used Daiyu's psychological surprise to derive it. That is to say, even children think that she is "rude to celebrate her birthday", and then they write about her dress: slim figure, enchanting physique, pink face with the power of spring, and red lips before laughing. Wonderful pen! I really don't understand what women look like in men's eyes. Why are you writing this? Body coquettish? ) When Xifeng came in, Daiyu got up quickly, which was a gift. At the same time, she also realized that Jia's "Feng Chili" was a joke. If it was an ordinary child, she would have screamed. Daiyu hesitated a little before calling her "sister-in-law", which shows caution.
At this point, Xifeng described Daiyu as beautiful. Besides, she is "not like a granddaughter, but actually a granddaughter." Should the first-hand grandson be more beautiful than the grandson? Starting from "how old is my sister", a series of inquiries from Xifeng really look like a housekeeper leader. During the tea and fruit break, Wang Xifeng had a brief conversation with Mrs. Wang, which showed that the two leaders cooperated tacitly with the led, and Mrs. Wang was satisfied with Xifeng's ability to handle affairs.
When Daiyu met her grandmother, she went to visit her mother's uncle's house, which was a courtesy. On her way to Ningguo Mansion, Daiyu also noticed the place where she passed: "Her yard must be separated from the garden in Fu Rong". The child is really attentive everywhere. Jia She didn't come to pick him up. When she answered, Daiyu still had to "stand up and listen" respectfully. Mrs. Xing stayed for dinner out of courtesy, which was also a "favor", and Daiyu declined politely.
In Mrs. Wang's room, the old mammy told Daiyu to sit on the kang. Daiyu took her place, so instead of sitting on the kang, she only sat on the chair in the east, which shows that Daiyu knows wisely. When I came to see Mrs. Wang again, my seat was the same. Mrs. Wang took him to the kang four times and sat next to Mrs. Wang only. Although Jia Zheng is not at home, he never replaces Jia Zheng. Before Baoyu appeared, Mrs. Wang dictated first, and Daiyu spoke carefully. When it comes to Baoyu, she will talk more. Mrs. Wang and Daiyu were having dinner at Grandmother Jia's place. When they passed Jia's chain home, Mrs. Wang showed it to Daiyu. Jia Lian and Dai Yu are the same age, so there is no need to visit them specially. That's what I mean. When eating at the grandmother's place, the cloth on the dining table gave way and showed "human feelings", and the meal was finished!
Baoyu finally appeared, and there was a doubt in Daiyu's heart. Baoyu came and turned out, which kept people's appetite alive.
Baoyu "took off his clothes before outsiders saw him", indicating that he was informal or didn't treat Sister Lin as an outsider. At this time, it is also from the perspective of Baoyu to describe the appearance of Daiyu. When Baoyu and Daiyu met, they both felt familiar and cordial. This is fate, right? According to Baoyu's foolish words, "See you from afar". After hearing Baoyu's stupid words, Grandmother Jia praised "All right, all right". If Mrs. Wang hears this statement, she doesn't know how to express her position.
Baoyu was indulged by Grandmother Jia, so he approached Daiyu to have a look. Baoyu gave Daiyu the word "Pinpin", threw a piece of jade and wrote again. Grandmother Jia: "If you are angry, it's easy to swear. Why bother to break that message?" It can be seen that in the eyes of Grandmother Jia, a piece of jade of the master is more precious than the dignity of the servant. Baoyu is eccentric and has a unique jade. Instead of admiring himself, he said that he was "bored" and lost his jade. After all, Jia is still a child.
Baoyu was asleep, and Aroma went in to see Daiyu, who was very careful, a diligent servant and didn't sleep much. On the first night of Daiyu's arrival in Jiafu, she began to cry.
For the fourth time, the unlucky woman was partial to Lang Hulu's misfortune.
As soon as Jia Yucun heard the case, he knew the whole story. I was about to handle a case when I saw someone blinking and felt suspicious. I retired first. It can be seen here that he has become sophisticated. Yucun is an official again. He was as surprised as Lei Zhen when he met a "poor friend". My old friend taught me well, and he kicked down the ladder. This is self-taught. Is it an innate official nature?
To be an official, there must be a symbol of official protection, and officials and guardians should protect each other in order to "last forever." Everyone knows that this trend has a long history! Yucun just finished reading the official protector "Master Wang came to worship", which means that the Wangs sent someone to intercede. Although it's just "eating kung fu", it's enough time to bring (money). Officialdom trading has stopped, and no ceremony is needed. "Master Wang" came at the right time, and Yucun (and readers) are willing to believe what Menzi said next. Yucun doesn't necessarily believe what he said, and the author didn't write much. The focus is on the analysis of the case.
Mentz told Jia Yucun what they knew and thought, trying to please the boss, show loyalty and win the favor of the new boss. It will be convenient to do things in the future. I even thought that Yucun was still an old scholar, teaching Yucun to "keep pace with the times" and blindly making suggestions for Yucun, but Yucun said that "the emperor's long kindness ... is really unbearable"! The door taught him the specific operation method, and he pretended to be "inappropriate, inappropriate"!
Men are smart, but they still don't know the disaster and underestimate Yucun. But they didn't know that Yucun was fired last time and suffered a loss. Psychologically, he completed the transformation from "scholar-bureaucrat" to "general officer". Zhong Kui not only knew that Lien Win's father was a great benefactor of Yucun, but also did not act impartially and made decisions for Lien Win. They also know that Yucun's comeback is the strength of Jiafu, and these details are in your hands. Where can Jia Yucun keep you? Visible, no matter how good friends, how deep friendship in the past, as long as the status of one party changes, people will change, and similar situations often occur between husband and wife.
The author wrote a detailed account of Yucun's disorderly handling of cases at one time, and then made clear who Yucun and others were.
Xue Pan appeared.
The fifth dream visit refers to twelve women drinking fairy tales and performing a dream of red mansions.
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At this time, I began to introduce the friendship between Baoyu, Daiyu and Baochai.
Daiyu is the patron and Baochai is the "paying guest". Besides, life is certainly much better than when Daiyu's mother was alive. No matter what age a person grows up to, maternal love is spiritual food! Although Daiyu was loved by Grandmother Jia, after all, it was a generation apart. Besides, Jia Mu has many things to deal with. So getting along with Baoyu for a long time, Baoyu has become the only spiritual pillar, and naturally he will care about Baoyu's attitude towards himself. However, Baoyu's "When I was a child ... all his sisters and brothers had the same intention, and there was no difference between distance and distance". People from top to bottom regard him as a treasure, and of course he doesn't feel any different! Because I am familiar with Daiyu, I feel more intimate; Then close the door ... "
Lenovo is also true in our reality. When we first met, we were very polite and easy to get along with. Later, when I got used to it, I always quarreled. Some people even lamented that "people in the depths are lonely", which probably means this.
Ladies of Rongfu and Ningfu, it is a common custom to enjoy flowers and drink. "There is nothing new and interesting to record", which is really a good day!
When Liu talked about "red" on TV, she pointed out in particular: "Jia knows that Qin is a very decent person ... the first proud person among his great-grandchildren ..." She didn't pay attention to this sentence when she was studying. If I hadn't attended the class, I really couldn't see the special feature of this sentence.
Baoyu doesn't like reading, but it is understandable that he is unhappy when he sees the painting "Burning Chenopodium", which encourages people to study hard and practice hard. Most children don't like reading. How could he turn around and leave after reading the couplet "Everything is learned, and human feelings are also learned"? It can be seen that Baoyu is uncivilized at this time and is not interested in the world.
Mammy said that uncle (Baoyu) shouldn't sleep in my nephew's room, but Qin didn't directly refute it. She smiled and said, "Oh, I'm not afraid of his annoyance. How old can he be ... "The art of saying this is to take Mammy's master to pressure her, suggesting that he is still a child who is not sensible, and he is still a child who is afraid to make children angry and provoke Jia, and there will be no good end. When the conversation turned, he talked about his brother Qin Zhong again, which really sealed Mammy's mouth and aroused Baoyu's interest in finding Qin Zhong.
Baoyu's "soft eye cartilage" is even very fragrant. With Yang Guifei's drunken painting of couplets, "tender cold locks dreams because of spring cold, and fragrance is wine", what a good writing! Being able to write poems correctly will add luster to the article and play a wonderful role in icing on the cake. The colorful paintings and exquisite sweetness in spring paved the way for Baoyu to dream. It seems to be reported that smell can help memory and arouse lust. The annotation in the book says that "the author uses erotic stories ... to render the furnishings in the Qin room, suggesting that his life is extravagant", but he fails to really understand the author's intention.
The decoration in the room is completely opposite to the painting of burning quinoa. Why did the author write one for no reason? Used for comparison, it means that Baoyu doesn't like reading, regardless of the world. When he reaches the "gentle town", he says "it's good here." Qin said with a smile, "Immortals can live in this room", implying that Baoyu met Immortals here.
"Spring dreams disappear with the clouds, and flowers fly by water; Why bother sending a message to all the children? " Wonderful! The best is the word "leisure". Don't idle about looking for trouble, moaning about nothing!
Baoyu was dreaming, met Xianmei and had a heart-to-heart talk. These scenes are romantic and romantic statements! The description of fairyland is gorgeous, as if there were allusions and words describing women's looks since ancient times. Here, the text also has a major function, that is, it can join the reader's imagination. The book says that when you read it, you can think what you like.
Here, I saw the couplet of "Fantasy" again: when it is false, it is true, and it is also false, and there is nothing to be done. I think it has appeared for the first time. Looking back, it turned out that Zhen came to this door for the first time, which was a foreshadowing.
The author's imagination is really rich. How can he imagine the palace shrine, palace gate, palace shrine, "spoony resentment", "crying at night" and "Chun Qing's autumn sadness" in the dreamland? We love each other, we are in charge of women in the world, complaining about men, infatuating with men ... spreading acacia. So, love and hate on earth are all operated by gods in the sky? There's nothing mortal can do? (Stop! Don't be fascinated by books-you will be blinded by evil spirits.
The door of the "unlucky secretary" is right: who is beautiful when spring hates autumn and worries about it? So, don't worry too much, or you will be short-lived. On the contrary, happiness can lead to longevity. The policeman sneered: "... ordinary people have no books to record." Now we play blog, is it like making a book for ourselves?
In the past, everyone's conclusions were rough, and it was only after listening to Liu's TV lecture that I realized that the original conclusion was profound. If you don't understand, wait for the teacher to give a lecture.
"One bed is broken" and "mat" are just homophonic in the picture of attacking people. Why is it broken? (Implicit means being with Baoyu before marriage? )
Baoyu read the pamphlets of Aroma and Xiangling, then Zheng, then Lin and Xue, and said, "If you want to ask, you have to let go, but you don't give up." Every word is carefully arranged.
The annotation in the book says that it is difficult to determine the meaning of the last two sentences in Li Wan's Comment on Poetry. My understanding of "I like ice water, but I envy it" is that ice and water are essentially the same. It is only because of the temperature difference that ice is firm in Shui Rou, and it is "good", like and hobby. Ice and water belong to the same category, but they like to compare for no reason, as if the sea envies the waves for no reason. By extension, people are the same flesh and blood, like to compete for fame and gain, and covet vanity. What a joke! Combined with later judgments, the late Hua Shao, kindness in the mirror, fame in dreams, and ancient princes are all in vain and respected by future generations. So what's the use of the son's promise? These are all empty, young and widowed, dying, what is the meaning of life? Just joking with others!
The police called the fairies out to meet the distinguished guest (Baoyu). The fairies thought it was Daiyu, but they came out excitedly. When they met Baoyu, they called him a jerk in front of him. Baoyu is favored in the world, but not so good in fairyland. Rongning Lingyun said, "First, warn him of his stubbornness with lust, debauchery and other things." Can lust and debauchery warn him of his stubbornness?
When Baoyu entered the fairy room, he smelled a faint scent and asked the fairy what she had burned. This is the result of daily thinking. When he first entered Qin's room, he sighed "good smell" and smelled sweet sleep. After falling asleep, his subconscious thought in a dream. In the dream, Baoyu "couldn't help asking" the origin of this fragrance three times from the first time he entered the house to drinking tea and then giving a banquet.
According to Teacher Liu, I dreamed of a fairy, Lin Daiyu, who loved a great scholar, Shi Xiangyun, worried about a golden girl, Baochai, and hated Bodhi, a wonderful jade.
Actors play roles according to "business" and can't mix them up at will. In real work and life, the same should be true of being a man. Know what "business" you are and put yourself in a proper position!
He who sees through escapes into an empty net, and he who persists loses his life in vain. What's the difference between escaping into an empty door and losing your life for nothing? Although people are alive, their hearts are dead.
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