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My boyfriend says I don't love him more and more. What should I do? I hope the boys will answer, thank you.

I see. He said he was afraid of being cruel, which means he still cares about you. But he said that you were not suitable. Maybe some of your actions made him feel sad, such as making him jealous, worrying him, or maybe he had a new lover. You need to communicate, communicate seriously and thoroughly at once, even if you break up, you have to make it clear.

Humorous joke: My boyfriend wants to talk to me seriously and say that I don't love him anymore

1. It really needs fate for two people to be together. My cousin went on a blind date today and found out that the blind date was her first love who had been dating for four years in college, and she got a marriage certificate on the same day. It's yours, not yours. Every child after marriage must be yours!

2. Just downstairs in our community, several young men opened a barber shop, and business was light. A few boys are fine, playing guitar every day! Half a year later, the barber shop closed, and a guitar training class was held. When I went in, there were still those boys!

3. Go to my cousin's house. My three-year-old nephew is eating eggs. I'll tease him. Why don't you give her some? He generously reached out and gave me the egg yolk in his hand. I wonder, this boy is very stingy at ordinary times, what happened today. Suddenly my cousin rhubarb dog rushed up and yelled at me, scaring me back. Brother-in-law came over and explained awkwardly that this boy eats eggs instead of yolk, but dogs usually eat them. Dogs think you are here to smash a venue. . .

4. Last night, I went to my daughter-in-law's uncle's house for dinner. After eating, my aunt asked me to show her the computer, saying that the screen turned black after watching TV for 2 minutes. I changed the power management of screen protection for her, and the problem was solved. Then my uncle said that there was something wrong with his mobile phone, which was also a minor problem. Before I could speak, my daughter-in-law said, "This can't be repaired!" I was surprised, my uncle was stunned, and my daughter-in-law went on to say, "Wait until the next meal!" One meal can only solve one problem, no more! "

5. My boyfriend wants to talk to me seriously, saying that I don't love him and asking me why I did this to him. I asked him what happened with a blank face. Who knows that this product said to me: You bought a bag of milk tablets, refused to let me eat them, and secretly put them in the cupboard. Do you think I don't know? I'm speechless, that's a compression mask!

6. I heard that collecting makes money, and I also heard that the appreciation of mahogany is fast. I took out all my savings, went to a mahogany shop and put the cash on their desk. The shopping guide counted and said, "Sorry, sir, we don't have mahogany toothpicks."

7. After seeing a skirt, I couldn't make up my mind. When I went home, I was talking to my mother. When my father heard this, he scolded me when he came out: "How much cloth does a skirt use? Can it be worth more than 3?" So defeated, why don't you go to heaven? " Two days later, my son saw a remote-controlled plane, which cost more than 5 yuan. I didn't agree, which was too expensive. My dad jumped out and scolded me again: "More than 5 yuan, you can still go to heaven, how cheap!" Buy! " Dad, say it's not expensive, but you pay!