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I am handsome, but I don't know how handsome I am. There is no dictionary word on earth that can describe me accurately.

My beauty, how handsome I am, maybe only God knows. Once I was walking in the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, are you handsome? (expressing surprise, shock, etc.)

I am not handsome! Then they came up and beat me together, calling me hypocritical and pathetic! The second time I walked into the street, I again

A group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, are you handsome? I nodded and said I was handsome! They beat me, beat me and cursed me.

I'm too modest. The third time I walked into the street, another group of beautiful women surrounded me and asked me, are you handsome? I leaned over and left, but I didn't expect her.

The children went crazy together, and I called that boy handsome.

So I keep setting new world records every day, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world!

! ! It's not my fault that I'm handsome It is your own problem that you like me. Because handsome is providence and cool is man-made!

The star asked me to play, and a tiger rushed out to chase Andy Lau. Later, Andy Lau disappeared, and the tiger pushed me back and laughed.

Don't think that I don't know you because you are handsome. CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. After Nicholas Tse saw me yesterday, he immediately announced.

Cloth will quit the show business in September! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome.

As soon as I look in the mirror, I see my handsome and extraordinary appearance, and I wish I could be disfigured at once, because I am handsome.

Therefore, I dare not go to the streets again ... someone gave me a pair of couplets during the Chinese New Year. The first thing I attached was: Look at the fans behind me; under

Lian: Turn around, girls love to jump off a building; Horizontal batch: Shuai Shuai! Jane Doe said, there are only ten minutes left in the world, and I recall your handsome face;

There are three minutes left in the world, and you have to put on your most handsome style; There is one minute left in the world, and I will tell you 60 times that you are so handsome. Jane doe is here.

There is no desert in the world, I muttered to myself at the door of the classroom. Every time I see your handsome appearance, one will fall from the sky.

Sand, since then, there has been a saying that Sahara lives every day. One day, I asked myself: How did other deserts come from?

And then what? Oh! That's because there are too many girls who think you are handsome.

If handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have been wrong again and again; If beautiful

I will also be punished, so that I won't be chopped to pieces because I want to commit suicide. All the girls are begging: You are so handsome.

It's your courage to live, not your intention to be handsome. God wants to see how beautiful the world is with you. Idealism says, I say.

You are handsome, you are handsome. Materialism says: because you are handsome, I say you are handsome. In a word-you, you, you, you.

The only sign of a handsome boy is that he is willing to die bravely because he is not handsome, and the sign of a handsome boy is that he is willing to die for himself.

I am handsome and humble, so I am still alive. My handsome because I surf the Internet has influenced the whole Internet age.

So the world's network has been paralyzed for a long time. Without him, the network speed is so handsome that it slows down! ! !

I am a handsome word to describe! ! ! I am: handsome, handsome, charming, symmetrical and brave.

Wu Wudi's first lonely master! I am a handsome word to describe! ! ! I am: invulnerable, exclusive.

Respect jade, face, husband, benevolent, invincible, brave, fearless, not bad, wise, SHEN WOO, chivalrous and extraordinary! I am a handsome word to describe!

! ! I am: I have never been so modest, studious, shameless, smart, lively and lovely in America before, and I am very enthusiastic about my friends!

I am a handsome word to describe! ! ! I am: ruthless, insidious and ruthless to the enemy.

Don't hesitate to do anything! I am a handsome word to describe! ! ! I am: bullets, courage and courage.

Generous, intelligent, immortal, happy, immortal! I am a handsome word to describe! ! !

I am: among chivalrous heroes, dragon and phoenix are affectionate, righteous, brave, colorful, unparalleled in the world, cool and handsome, honest and credible! Am I?

It's great to use the word handsome to describe it! ! ! I am: generous in speech, elegant in manners, magnificent, noble in temperament, single and noble in appearance, Saipan.

An Zhi wins Kong Mingyong wins Zilong! I am a handsome word to describe! ! ! I am: Yi Chao Guan Yu and Qiao Yue Lu Ban are supreme.

Sacred, supreme, gorgeous, gorgeous, hero, unparalleled moral example, a thousand cups are not drunk! I am a handsome word to describe! ! ! Wonai

: sit still and learn. A man of great talent is proud of all beings, open and aboveboard, impartial and selfless, and shakes the ancient glory today! Am I?

A very handsome word to describe! ! ! I am: the first hero, hero, knight-errant, master of a generation, anxious as the wind, quiet as the forest, swept as the wind.

Fire, not moving like a mountain! I am known as the omnipotent pear flower in heaven and earth, handsome and smart.

Incarnation, the combination of chivalry and benevolence, the predecessors are superior and giant chivalrous.

Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; It's sad to meet the most handsome person at the wrong time.

Handsome is not only a man's pain, but also a woman's pain ... I am lonely and old all my life ... because ... all MM admit it.

Because you don't deserve me ... handsome people never say they are handsome. Handsome people should become handsome quickly, and I am a living one.

For example!

One day, waiting for the bus was a bit handsome. When a young lady saw me, she fell to the ground with excitement, foaming at the mouth and shouting handsome.

Dude, in three minutes, the FBI will seal off the scene. Because of being handsome, the court announced the verdict: being handsome is not your fault, it is yours.

It's all your fault that you are so handsome. You were sentenced to 20 years! Where is justice! One night, a group of foreigners in black suits broke into the house.

With M 16, I thought I was going to kill him. Headed by a foreigner, he suddenly knelt down and pointed to two container trucks outside the window.

Dude, the truck is full of dollars. Please take them all for plastic surgery, because you are longer than Tom Cruise.

If you want to be handsome, how can he mix?

God said to me: come out and be the most handsome. I replied: I don't have to do it. It is now. God said to me: do it.

Come out in the ugliest way and I will answer again: I don't have to do it, and I can't be ugly no matter what I do. The party needs me to be handsome, and I have to be handsome.

! The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

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