Funny classic blessings for the Bon Festival "Hungry Ghost Festival"

On July 15th, the Ghost Festival, someone went to buy sacrifices and saw an iPhone made of paper. He asked the boss: Are you burning an iPhone because your ancestors won’t be able to use it? Boss Bai He glanced at him and said: Steve Jobs has already gone to teach, why do you still worry? The man bought one. The boss reminded: Buy a charger, don’t forget to burn the charger, otherwise your ancestors will ask you for it later. , it’s a small thing to ask you for it, but it’s troublesome to ask you to deliver it!

On the Ghost Festival, big ghosts and little ghosts all reported. The rich ghosts surround you, wishing you a prosperous career and abundant wealth; the poor ghosts lean on you, and luck and sorrow will all run away; the happy ghosts laugh at you, wishing you a happy life until you grow old; the devil beckons you , may you always be in good shape and have a wonderful and happy life.

On the Hungry Ghost Festival, may the ghosts and gods bless you and bless you with good health, longevity and well-being; on the Hungry Ghost Festival, may the ghosts and gods bless you, may you be warm, sweet, happy and prosperous; on the Hungry Ghost Festival, may the ghosts and gods bless you, May you be blessed with abundant wealth and soaring wages; on the Ghost Festival, may the ghosts and gods bless you, may your family be happy, and may you be blessed with good fortune!

Light a stick of fragrance and let wisps of lovesickness float; burn a pile of paper money and wish you gracefully. Arrive; send a bouquet of autumn chrysanthemums to express deep sadness. As the Ghost Festival approaches, don’t forget the hard work of our predecessors. Remember the Chinese traditions and wish your loved ones always smile!

Today is the Ghost Festival, the traditional Ghost Festival. I ask for this talisman for you to ensure you good luck and develop your ambitions. Good health, happy family, and peace forever without any evil. When your wishes come true, you will be blessed with boundless blessings.

The smoke is curling up, dispersing worries; hanging peach charms on the door, peace and happiness; pretending to be gods and ghosts, happiness accompanies; miraculous craftsmanship, I wish you success. On the Hungry Ghost Festival, don’t cry like wolves and howl, but be smiling. I wish you happiness and freedom!

Light a happy lamp, and it will gradually float towards you on the river of joy; light a handful of auspicious paper, and the blue sky of happiness will bloom. The smoke surrounds you tightly. The Ghost Festival is coming, I hope you have received my blessings, and I wish you to be a happy ghost forever.

Your back is so pitiful that people can’t help but want to look at it more; your figure is arrogant and graceful, making people think of Xi Tzu; your hair is black and attractive, making me want to look at it more. People can't help but wipe the tears from their eyes; your clothes are so white and flawless that people can't help but touch your hair; everything about you is so fascinating, and everything about you makes me think about you day and night. Tonight, I finally meet you. You turn your head and look at each other. I go crazy and shout: "Ghost!" Happy Ghost Festival.

A flowery smile. The Chinese Yuan Dynasty is coming. May you look down on the past, see all the scenery, and be surrounded by happiness every day.

On July 15th, Ghost Ghost Festival, tips to prevent ghosts: watch the movie "The Master of Ghost Hunting"; read the novel "Ghost Blows Out the Lamp"; sing "Song of the Ghostly Lover"; and draw Zhong Kui. If you fight poison with poison, you will not be able to control evil spirits.

Today, on the Ghost Festival of the Ghost Festival, I would like to thank the ghosts and gods more; I would like to thank the ghosts, gods and immortals, and come and make a wish to the gods: first, I wish my work to be smooth and make more money; second, I wish my family to be harmonious and happy; third, I wish to be free from illness and good health; 4. May the life of friends be sweeter than honey.

Everyone says you are a ghost: your classmates call you "unlucky ghost", your colleagues call you "daring ghost", your teacher calls you "troublemaker", and your wife calls you "muddleheaded ghost"! Hungry Ghost Festival, I am the only one who understands you best, and I love to call you - "Merry Ghost"!

You are "uncanny" in appearance, always "sneaky", occasionally "pretentious", eloquent and clever. "Many tricks", "unpredictable" skills, "unpredictable" work, and recently "had evil intentions", please pay attention to "pregnancy protection". Happy Ghost Festival!

Kid: I heard that you have grown up without anyone noticing, so don’t be suspicious among your friends, and don’t pretend to be a ghost at work. Just work hard and be cunning. You unpredictable little ghost, I wish you a happy Ghost Festival!

The Ghost Festival is coming, and there will be many people playing pranks and pretending to be ghosts on that day. I would like to remind you not to go out and stay at home. Keep chanting: Ghosts can’t catch me, ghosts can’t catch me… Ghosts can’t catch animals.

The Ghost Festival is here. I will make you laugh by pretending to be funny. I will make you feel relaxed and tired. I will send you my best wishes by using tricks. I wish you happiness and good luck. I will light up the ghost lanterns around you and have a bright future. On Ghost Day and Ghost Festival, I wish you health and peace.

Smile at people, and happy "ghosts" will come to you, and joy will follow; treat people sincerely, and happy "ghosts" will come to you, and happiness will come to you. Today is the Ghost Festival of the Ghost Festival, may you May the two "ghosts" of happiness always accompany you!

On the Ghost Festival, big ghosts and little ghosts come together to send blessings. The happy devil takes the lead and makes you smile forever; the little devil wishes you a body like a devil and a face more beautiful than flowers; poor devils, stingy devils, big-headed devils and sick devils, all stand aside, and you will have no sorrow, no worries and be happy from now on. Beauty is with you.

The Ghost Festival is here. May you always be a happy ghost with a smile, a lucky ghost with good luck, a smart ghost with a high career, and a happy ghost with everything going well. May you be rich and "noble" and happy all your life!

When you receive my text message, the troubled people will stay away from you, and the happy elves will surround you; when you receive my text messages, the sad people will stay away from you, and the auspicious elves will surround you. ; When you receive my text message, the lonely little devil will stay away from you, and the happy elves will accompany you; When you receive my text message, the monsters and ghosts will stay away from you, and the gods of good fortune will be close to you. Happy Hungry Ghost Festival!

The Hungry Ghost Festival is here. You who are cunning and clever in life should watch some happy ghost movies, play some tricks with success, and play some tricks with your health. May the ghosts of troubles stay away. You, bad luck ghosts will not mess with you, ghosts will never be obsessed with you, ghosts and gods will always protect you, all evil will not invade you, blessings will be endless, everything will go well, and you will be healthy, and you will fool around with happiness all your life, be a happy and smart ghost!

Today is the Ghost Festival. If you are happy, just blink your "ghost" eyes. If you are depressed, make a "ghost" face. If you are thinking, come up with a "ghost" idea. If you are looking for fun, come up with a "ghost" trick. . Finally, remember: close your eyes, take a deep breath, and shout for help from your Qi Lun Dantian! Because you are already a "ghost"! Haha, Happy Ghost Festival!

When the Ghost Festival arrives, the text message turns into a "peace charm" ", expel evil spirits, eliminate worries, happiness and auspiciousness will surround you; your family will be prosperous, healthy and safe, and your lucky stars will shine without any troubles; the message will be transferred quickly, and it will be safer! Happy Chinese Ghost Festival!

Hungry Ghost Festival , praying to the gods for "Yuan" blessings to send you: a happy life, a "land" of peach blossoms, a smooth career, a top "Yuan" in your career; a sweet love, a good "Yuan" marriage; a harmonious family, and a "reunion" of the whole family.

Today is the Ghost Festival. I don’t want to scare you by pretending to be a ghost, so I will send you a text message on my mobile phone to greet you: May all monsters and ghosts stay away from you, and happiness and peace be with you forever! If you still want more happiness , just pass the blessings to the next friend to ensure you good luck and develop your ambitions. Good health, happy family, and peace forever without any evil. In the blink of an eye, your wishes will come true, and you will be blessed when you receive them!

Mid-Autumn Festival Pledge: Never be a stingy person, resolutely not be a reckless person, strive not to be a troublemaker, never be a nuisance, try your best A happy ghost. I wish you a happy holiday, little clever ghost!

The smoke is curling up, dispersing worries; the peach charms hanging on the door bring peace and happiness; the miraculous craftsmanship, I wish you success. During the Ghost Festival, don’t cry and howl. Instead, be cheerful and cheerful. I wish you happiness and freedom.

The Ghost Festival is here. I wish you will meet happy ghosts at work, fortune ghosts after get off work, and be surrounded by safe ghosts. In short, They are all good luck ghosts! Finally, I wish you, little ghost, a happy Chinese Ghost Festival, and your wisdom surpasses that of a clever ghost!

The days are really not slow, and it is already July and a half in the blink of an eye. Text messages turn into "peace charms" to expel evil spirits, eliminate worries, and bring happiness and auspiciousness; the family is prosperous, healthy and safe, and the lucky stars are shining without any trouble; forward the message quickly, and it will be safer! Happy Chinese Ghost Festival!

What are you doing? Today is the Ghost Festival. If you are happy, just blink your "ghost" eyes. If you are bored, just make a "ghost" face. If you are thinking, come up with a "ghost" idea. If you are looking for fun, just A "ghost" trick popped up.

Finally, remember: close your eyes, take a deep breath, and shout for help from your Qi Lun Dantian! Because you have already become a "ghost"! Haha, happy Ghost Festival!

Today is the Ghost Festival, and I don’t want to be scared by pretending to be a ghost. You, let the mobile phone text message greet you: May all monsters and monsters stay away from you, happiness and peace will be with you forever; May the text message turn into a peace charm to ensure you good luck and develop your ambitions.

July 15th is the Chinese New Year, evil spirits will come to you, happy ghosts will accompany you all day long, good luck ghosts will help you choose the lottery, naughty ghosts will make you smile, and healthy ghosts will protect you. Be in good health, the cute ghost will make you happy, the naughty ghost will make you happy, and the smart ghost will make your dreams come true. Wish you a happy Chinese Ghost Festival!