Who has a classic health joke that you have read and laughed at?

Classic joke: tired stool dictionary: I fell asleep unconsciously when defecating.

Worth it: I spent fifty cents defecating in the public toilets of tourist attractions.

Save water: shit in the Woods.

Long-winded: stand up after pulling, and stand up and want to pull.

Yu Wei: After you came out of the bathroom, nobody dared to go in for eight hours.

Stuttering: pull rabbit shit.

Frank: Final decision.

Be careful: break it with a stick before flushing.

Stage fright: I always want to shit before the game.

Sharing: shit with the door open.

Ecstasy: The feeling of diarrhea after constipation lasts for four days.

Clever: can avoid splashing water in the toilet in time.

Hard work: the blue veins are exposed, my cheeks are purple and I am shaking all over.

Haunted: I feel pulled out. There are traces on the toilet paper, but nothing can be seen in the toilet.

Smart: Never take a shit after work.

Habit: Be punctual every day, and be sure to defecate then.

Wandering: I can't pull it out, but I always feel that there is.

Lucky: the bottom of the toilet left a mark like a sudden brake.

Unfortunately, it's over before you take off your pants.

Cleanliness: No matter how you wipe it, there is nothing left on the toilet paper.

Show off: Be sure to show everyone before flushing.

Ghost: There is shit in the toilet, but no one has been to the toilet.

Courage: Try to fart when you are upset.

Naughty: Draw conch while defecating.

Risk: the first flush, the toilet is full, will it be flushed again?

Hypocrisy: It looks like shit, but actually it doesn't even fart.

Vision: prepare enough rolls of paper and sit in the toilet immediately after eating laxatives.

Anxiety: A family of three has a stomachache, but there is only one bathroom.

Stubborn: always floating on the water, can not be washed away.

Suddenly: defecating without any psychological preparation, such as farting, rectal examination, and making out with your lover. ...

Romance: You can't shit without music and coffee.

Frank: You can see what you ate yesterday from your stool.

Ostentation and extravagance: You must fart three times before defecating.

Inferiority: I wiped a whole roll of paper, but I still don't feel clean.