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Why did your boyfriend call you again after breaking up?
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Shortly after breaking up, he found me on WeChat and said, Are you thinking about me, too? Don't run, answer me!
I replied: Yes, I want to know when you will pay me back 3000 Yuan You.
Later generations have never contacted me, and love rat is love rat!
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After breaking up, he called me and said he wanted to see me. I replied: Go to my circle of friends!
Love rat, I still want to have sex. If I let him touch me again, I will lose!
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He was born unexpectedly when his father was young. When I was in love with him, he never let me meet her parents, but I know his father is a big boss and a lecherous! Ever since he dumped me, I've been thinking about getting back at him!
I've only been working in his father's company for a year and a half, and now he calls me stepmother when he sees me!
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The reason for breaking up is that he cheated. I met him at the university gate the first week after breaking up. He thought he was smart and said to me, hi! I also replied to him: Hi!
I didn't expect him to continue: in fact, I miss you very much and can't help but miss you.
I replied: Do you miss me when you are with other girls?
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My ex came back to me? It doesn't exist. His grave grass should be 3 meters high.
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Last time my ex-boyfriend texted me and said, how have you been recently? Don't be sad. . .
I was cheated. I'm not sad at all. Where did I get my confidence? I lay in the arms of my current boyfriend and shook my head helplessly!
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A month after we broke up, he contacted me and said he still missed me. He said, Do you still love me?
This kind of love rat, I miss Doby. He said, I want to do bad things to you!
He said excitedly, really? Home Inn?
I said: kill you! All of them! Go home! Love rat! Don't contact me again, okay?
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In fact, after breaking up, I found it difficult to find another girlfriend, and then suddenly there was no love to do and I couldn't adapt, so I wanted to see if I could.
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I'm telling the truth. Please remember: there are only two ways to break up, one is not enough love, and the other is not enough sleep.
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