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Why did your boyfriend call you again after breaking up?

There are many disappointments in life, such as blindness and meeting love rat! There are thousands of love rat in the world. Have you ever met them in your life? What did he say to you after the breakup that made you want to hit someone? He came to see you again after breaking up. How did you reply to his lies?

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Shortly after breaking up, he found me on WeChat and said, Are you thinking about me, too? Don't run, answer me!

I replied: Yes, I want to know when you will pay me back 3000 Yuan You.

Later generations have never contacted me, and love rat is love rat!

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After breaking up, he called me and said he wanted to see me. I replied: Go to my circle of friends!

Love rat, I still want to have sex. If I let him touch me again, I will lose!

03

He was born unexpectedly when his father was young. When I was in love with him, he never let me meet her parents, but I know his father is a big boss and a lecherous! Ever since he dumped me, I've been thinking about getting back at him!

I've only been working in his father's company for a year and a half, and now he calls me stepmother when he sees me!

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The reason for breaking up is that he cheated. I met him at the university gate the first week after breaking up. He thought he was smart and said to me, hi! I also replied to him: Hi!

I didn't expect him to continue: in fact, I miss you very much and can't help but miss you.

I replied: Do you miss me when you are with other girls?

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My ex came back to me? It doesn't exist. His grave grass should be 3 meters high.

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Last time my ex-boyfriend texted me and said, how have you been recently? Don't be sad. . .

I was cheated. I'm not sad at all. Where did I get my confidence? I lay in the arms of my current boyfriend and shook my head helplessly!

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A month after we broke up, he contacted me and said he still missed me. He said, Do you still love me?

This kind of love rat, I miss Doby. He said, I want to do bad things to you!

He said excitedly, really? Home Inn?

I said: kill you! All of them! Go home! Love rat! Don't contact me again, okay?

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In fact, after breaking up, I found it difficult to find another girlfriend, and then suddenly there was no love to do and I couldn't adapt, so I wanted to see if I could.

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I'm telling the truth. Please remember: there are only two ways to break up, one is not enough love, and the other is not enough sleep.

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