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Where are a lot of cold jokes?

1, went to play billiards with a buddy the other day. The little girl with the ball is really charming, and the low-cut T-shirt is charming! When helping us set the stage, my buddy said angrily, "Set it up!" "The young lady who released the ball wanted to push the ball forward, so we took a look at her chest. Buddies push their luck: "Put it up again!" Little sister had no choice but to give it another push. My buddy is still endless: "Push up again! "That little girl with the ball has finally had enough! My little sister stood up and said to my buddy, "Big Brother, it's so obvious that the ball is almost pushed to the white ball!" "Just look in your eyes."

I felt a little big just now, so I took the paper to the toilet. Just as the voice control light went out and I was about to stamp my foot, the pi ... light came on. Fortunately, no one saw it, so I decided to find a door to open. I went. There was someone inside. I turned and left. The buddy inside suddenly said, awesome!

3. location: square, time: in the evening, people set up stalls. I don't know if you have seen the game of darts and balloons. If the darts are all right or one or two darts short, there will be a prize, a big doll two meters high. . Temptation! I can't stand the temptation of prizes, so I'm going to have a try. The boss gave me 10 darts and started playing. After all, the technology is not so coquettish and skilled, and the previous darts have failed. In the last dart, they actually missed the target. . It's not the most important thing to miss. The important thing is that darts get stuck in the front wheel of the boss's tricycle and look at me with bitterness. . Young man, are you sure?