Chasing people to tell jokes

1. After a boy asked for a girl's cell phone number, the boy sent a text message to the girl every day.

I type the words "I love you" in short messages from time to time. After being bombarded by boys' text messages, the girls finally got angry and replied, "Do you know? Your man's' I love you' has turned many girls into women. "

2。 It's about three young people chasing the same girl. The girl's father called three young people to the front. He asked the first young man, what do you have? The first young man said, my father has the right. He is a director somewhere. So he asked the second young man, and the second young man said, My father is rich and a billionaire. Then he asked the third young man. The third young man looked at the girl and said slowly, I have a son. The girl's father asked, where is it? The third young man said, in your daughter's belly. Not bad, hope to adopt! !