A short story about wild animals

A friend helped people set up a wildlife park in Wuhan. It's bitter to say, but it's a long story. Besides suffering, there are many jokes.

First, the bear ran out of the car, ate a butcher shop in a mess, and then took it back. The second bear climbed onto the roof and ran out, or had a fierce fight in the same place-probably the first bear remembered the number of the butcher shop and informed the bear brothers.

Then there is a performance in which lions eat calves. As a result, the cow beat the lion and hired a veterinarian, which cost a lot of money. Make a makeover, kill cattle twice, but reporters quit again, writing articles in newspapers, saying that they engage in cruel entertainment. Almost closed the park.

The story of red deer is also one of them.

There was a flood that year. The deer garden has become a big puddle inside and outside. The neighboring villagers are very happy, and the cat is waiting outside the garden. Who are you waiting for? Wait for red deer.

There are many deer in this garden, and they all hide on the slope when there is a flood. Except for red deer, this guy is playful and advanced. When there was a flood, he went out of the fence three times and two times and disappeared.

Don't worry, the fellow villagers across the street have been waiting for a long time. As soon as the net was cast, the deer was captured alive as easy as blowing off dust.

Deer rarely resist, so let them catch it-it has experience.

If you think that fellow villagers want to end a meatless diet, then you look down on the people in the old areas of Hubei. Someone did steal the escaped python and let the zoo collude with the black and white. No one will do such a stupid thing in the future.

This deer has just been found lost here, and the villagers there sent it back with a walking tractor.

According to the regulations of the garden, it is necessary to give people 500 yuan to send back the lost big animals, and the villagers will make a fortune aboveboard.

At first, the zoo was grateful, but later it was found wrong.

Just after the deer was put back here, the second car came again in a blink of an eye, and there was an endless stream. Deer, indeed, ran out by themselves, and were delivered in accordance with the regulations, even without paying. When the "deer money" was paid to five figures, the zoo could not sit still.

You can't judge this matter by asking red deer. Every time he comes back, he sits on a walking tractor, looking innocent, but he doesn't say anything-that is, when Red Deer opens his mouth, the garden gets scared.

Later, I sent someone to ambush my fellow villagers and finally found out the secret.

What's more, the villagers caught the red deer and didn't send it back to the zoo immediately. Instead, they took it to the village first, ate a delicious sesame seed cake and then sent it back. ...