The funniest short joke, brain teaser.

1. A puppy was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die?

He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee on in the desert.

2. A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still suffocated. Why?

There is a sticker on the dotted pole, which says "No peeing here".

A little dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck on it, but it was stuffy. Why?

Many puppies are waiting in line.

A little dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There is nothing posted on it, and there is a queue. The result is still suffocating. Why?

Because there are two beautiful dogs MM in the back, he is embarrassed. ............

5. Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose?

Molly. What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

6. What's the name of this pencil?

Xiao. Sharpen a pencil.

7. What line do orangutans hate most?

Parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).

8. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Eraser Eraser (Eraser Difference)

9. What are cloth and paper afraid of?

Cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

10. What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Ice cream. Ice cream (iced unicorn).

1 1. Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Su Wu. Su Wu is herding sheep in Beihai.

12. From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

1 lazy; 2 work hard. One (1) or two (2).

13. How to make sparrows quiet?

Press it. There was silence (silence)

14. Who runs fastest in history?

Cao Cao. speak of the devil

15. Who is Mi's mother?

Flowers. peanut

16. What is white plus white?

Equal to the white rabbit. Xiaobai no.2

17.30-50 which number is worse than bear shit! !

40。 Facts (40) are better than arguments (bears).

18. What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

Wang Leehom. (coax)

19. What if you come out again?

Han Hong (also coax)

20. Question: Which is the easiest to defend, love, hate, affection or hatred?

Love. There is a kind of love called letting go (defense)

2 1. Which do people want most before they die, tall, short, fat or thin?

Short. Love (short) even after death.

22. When is the loneliest person?

When you can't keep people. Want to stay but can't stay is the most lonely.

23. Flowers bloom and fall, which should be cherished more?

Everyone should cherish it. Flowers bloom and fall, and I will cherish them.

24. Lan Tu dreamed that flowers were falling. How many flowers are there?

3000。 Although I had a dream of three thousand falling flowers (this was sung as Lan Tu), the people upstairs copied my Didi ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~